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This Week in NFL Conspiracy Theories

October 1, 2018October 2, 2018 - by [FIRST NAME REDACTED] [LAST NAME REDACTED] - Leave a Comment

NFL Conspiracy Theories The first of my many NFL conspiracy theories comes from a celebrity and you would be shocked if I told you their name. But I can’t. What …

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Week 6 report for nfl injuries
Comedy / Injury Reports

Week 6 Report for NFL Injuries and Conspiracies

October 11, 2017November 8, 2017 - by [FIRST NAME REDACTED] [LAST NAME REDACTED] - Leave a Comment

Greetings humans and extra-terrestrial aficionados of human fantasy sports. I am here with a Week 6 report for NFL injuries that will bring the curtains down on this whole plot. …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by [FIRST NAME REDACTED] [LAST NAME REDACTED] - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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