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The New York Football Giants fell apart last season, eventually jettisoning their quarterback Daniel Jones to turn to… Drew Lock? They now have far too many quarterbacks, with Jameis Winston, …
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The 2024 Dallas Cowboys sucked. Please don’t take my word for it, Dak Prescott said it himself, but with a bit more colorful language thrown in there. Things got messier …
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The Seahawks had themselves a big offseason: they traded Geno Smith to the Raiders, traded D.K. Metcalf to the Steelers, and went out and snagged Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp …
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The 49ers certainly had themselves an offseason. They lost a ton of talent on the defensive side of the ball and along the offensive line, as well as moving on …
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The Rams let Cooper Kupp leave for the rival Seahawks and replaced him with one of the few available upgrades on the market, in Davante Adams. Adams joins Puka Nacua …
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The Arizona Cardinals were the most boring franchise to follow this offseason, at least for fantasy football purposes. They didn’t draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position, and they didn’t …
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Mike, Walker & Jeff go all the way off the rails as they discuss James Joyce’s wife, Russell Wilson’s advertisements, the Eagles, Commanders, Cowboys and New York Football Giants! Also, …
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Jeff got sick this week, and threw the scheduling into a tizzy, so it’s just Walker & Jeff. To preserve Mike’s ability to discuss the Bengals, they shift to a …
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Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but …
Read MoreJosh Allen 8.86 Joe Burrow 6.86 Derek Carr 4.18 Kirk Cousins 6.34 Jayden Daniels 7.56 Sam Darnold 5.42 Justin Fields 8.59 Jared Goff 7.41 Justin Herbert 5.32 Jalen Hurts 6.24 …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out …
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The Washington Commanders didn’t have many needs on offense in this draft, at least not at skill positions. Last year’s rookie quarterback, Jayden Daniels, defied all expectations and took the …
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The Titans had the #1 pick and did the predictable thing, taking “Number One Quarterback” Cam Ward with the pick. Ward is a proficient quarterback, but would have been at …
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The Buccaneers are going all-in on their current iteration of fantasy football-relevant options, except planning for the future with Emeka Egbuka. They only took two players at fantasy football-eligible positions, …
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With 11 picks in the 2025 NFL Draft, the Seahawks took a lot of players. Unsurprisingly, they took the most at fantasy football-relevant positions (six players… but one’s a fullback, so …
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Teams ran roughshod over the 49ers’ defense last year, as they yielded 4.45 yards per carry, but much of that was because of Fred Warner’s second-level defense stopping the woeful …
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The Pittsburgh Steelers still don’t have a quarterback. And if you ask Mel Kiper, there are about a billion instances in this draft where they should have drafted Shedeur Sanders. …
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The defending champs didn’t need to draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position. With studs at every position: Jalen Hurts, A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Saquon Barkley, Dallas Goedert, and Grant …
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The New York Jets have a new sheriff in town, and Aaron Glenn flying Aaron Rodgers out to tell him to screw off in person is enough to make me …
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The Giants seem to be a franchise without a rudder. They brought two veteran quarterbacks this offseason before spending a first-round pick on a quarterback (Jaxson Dart). They likely had …
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The Saints are in a weird position. They are almost out of cap hell, thanks in no small part to Derek Carr “retiring” instead of taking $30 million to ride …
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The Patriots upgraded their appalling offensive weaponry by adding Stefon Diggs in free agency. While he’s most certainly no longer the player he was in Minnesota, Diggs still has some …
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The Minnesota Vikings are more or less set on the offensive side of the ball, at least when it comes to skill position players. Second-year quarterback J.J. McCarthy is set …
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The Dolphins didn’t have any interest in drafting impact fantasy football-relevant players. They traded down to amass a bunch of fifth-round picks after taking some big uglies up front. Still, …
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The Rams’ most significant offseason splash came in free agency, adding wide receiver Davante Adams to their offense. They traded back in the first round of the NFL draft to …
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Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!
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The Chargers took a huge step forward last season, just like every other Jim Harbaugh team in his first season at the helm. They hit big on Ladd McConkey, but …
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The Raiders revamped their entire offense this season, taking two new tackles, the best offensive player in the draft, and a new WR1 after trading for Geno Smith. They’re suddenly …
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The Chiefs fell short of a three-peat last season, and they are going into their last ride with Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes together by beefing up the lines and …
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The Jaguars entered “put up or shut up” mode for Trevor Lawrence. They added offensive head coach Liam Cohen, snagged Travis Hunter at two, and added two running backs who …
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The Colts made one splash pick at a fantasy-relevant position in this draft, making Warren (not Loveland) their tight end of the future. Everything else was filling in around the …
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The Houston Texans needed to regroup on offense. They will be without three locked and loaded starters from 2024: LT Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, and WR Tank Dell. Unsurprisingly, …
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They did it! The Packers did it! They took a round one wide receiver for the first time in over 20 years. Unfortunately, Matthew Golden isn’t quite what you would …
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The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …
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The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …
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The name of the game for Dallas was building the big uglies up front early and late, and filling in around the edges with a corner, a linebacker, and a …
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The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …
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The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …
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The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …
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The Panthers had a decent draft, building along the defensive line (both their second-day picks and a fifth-round pick went to the defensive line or edge) while reforming their offensive …
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The Bills didn’t need a whole lot on the offensive side of the ball in the 2025 NFL Draft. They had a good thing going—good enough to get Josh Allen …
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The Baltimore Ravens’ draft was notable for three reasons. First, they got the best safety in the draft to fall into their lap, in traditional Ravens fashion. Second, they drafted …
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The first round of the 2025 NFL Draft is in the books, and it’s given us a new wave of promising talent to analyze for fantasy football. Sickos can now …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …
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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …
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The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.
Read More Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …
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The Baltimore Ravens had a heckuva season. Everything worked out for them in the run game with Derrick Henry joining Lamar Jackson to make one of the most potent QB-RB …
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You’re laughing? The Falcons gave a guy in his mid-30s with one Achilles $100 million and then spent the #8 overall pick on his successor, and you’re laughing? In the …
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This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …
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