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Fantasy Football 2025

Patrick Mahomes Kansas City Chiefs
Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Busts! AKA “Tony Pollard Rule 34”

August 27, 2025August 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff run down all the news from Tuesday’s cut-down day before getting into their bust lists for 2025!

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Fantasy Football Team Names

2025 Fantasy Football Team Names: KPop Demon Hunters Edition

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Fantasy football 2025 team names you need to maintain the Roschonmoon.

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Fantasy Football Team Names

2025 판타지 풋볼 팀 이름: K팝 데몬헌터 에디션

August 26, 2025 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

로숀문을 유지하는 데 필요한 판타지 축구 2025 팀 이름입니다.

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Defense / Fantasy Football 2025

Fantasy Football 2025: To Stream (D/ST), or Not to Stream (D/ST)

August 20, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Every year, Waleed Ismail puts together his weekly streaming D/ST ranks. He calls it a key part of winning your fantasy football leagues, and honestly? The math bears it out. …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Does It Matter, The Episode AKA “Cade Slottin'”

August 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff take a look back at the first two weeks of preseason news and ask themselves, “Does it matter?” to news about every team.

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Fantasy Football 2025

Fantasy Football 2025: Five Quarterbacks Worth Drafting After Round 9

August 15, 2025August 15, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s easy to get tunnel vision in your fantasy football drafts, with dreams of watching Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen scramble 20 yards to the end zone, and getting you …

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Dallas Goedert Philadelphia Eagles Tight End Waiver Wire start or sit
Fantasy Football 2025 / Fantasy Football Auction

Fantasy Football Auction Drafts: The All $1 Team

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve all been there. You’re in an auction draft, and your team looks great! Wow, Ja’Marr Chase, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Ashton Jeanty? What a squad! Well, congratulations on spending all …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers / Tennessee Titans

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Tennessee Titans

August 5, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Titans were the worst team in the NFL last year, and in true Titans fashion, they did not get a generational quarterback out of it. Don’t get me wrong, …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Jacksonville Jaguars

August 5, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Liam Coen is in town, and I am all-in on the Jaguars this season. It’s hard for me to find bad things to say about this roster, with Travis Hunter …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Indianapolis Colts / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Indianapolis Colts

August 5, 2025August 5, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The running joke on the Football Absurdity Podcast is that the Colts will always get the eighteenth-best quarterback in the league and think that it will lead them to the …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFC West / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: NFC West Preview AKA “The Forbidden Episode Image” AKA “Chaos in Kalamazoo?”

August 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike, Walker & Jeff return to discuss the NFC West, tattoos, Western Michigan Football, and of course, the San Francisco Giants & Detroit Lions. Next week is the last preview …

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Nick Chubb Cleveland Browns Running Back
Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Houston Texans / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Houston Texans

August 4, 2025August 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Our tour around the NFL has taken us to God’s Forsaken Division, the AFC South. Admit it, you always forget at least one team in this division when rattling off …

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Pat Freiermuth Pittsburgh Steelers
Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Pittsburgh Steelers

August 3, 2025August 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Aaron Rodgers held the Pittsburgh Steelers hostage all offseason, and much to Mel Kiper’s chagrin, they did not draft Shedeur Sanders. They did, however, trade away George Pickens, trade for …

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David Njoku Cleveland Browns
Busts / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Cleveland Browns

August 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cleveland Browns had a very Brownsian offseason, trading for Kenny Pickett, signing Joe Flacco, taking Dillon Gabriel in the third, and then taking Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round. …

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Busts / Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Cincinnati Bengals

August 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cincinnati Bengals did a whole lot of nothing on offense this offseason. They re-signed Tee Higgins and Mike Gesicki, which completely wiped the front office’s ability to do anything …

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Baltimore Ravens / Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Baltimore Ravens

August 3, 2025August 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens ran back the same offense from last season, only adding around the edges. As such, there aren’t a lot of edges to be found in analyzing the …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / New York Jets / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: New York Jets

August 3, 2025August 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jets hit the reset button this offseason, jettisoning the entire coaching staff, Aaron Rodgers, and various other odds and ends. They paid Garrett Wilson & Sauce Gardner, snagged Justin …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / New England Patriots / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: New England Patriots

August 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New England Patriots are an enigma. Their quarterback, Drake Maye, is a young Justin Herbert. Right down to a pretty bad room of weapons around him to start his …

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Jaylen Waddle MIami Dolphins
Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Miami Dolphins / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Miami Dolphins

August 2, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins sure looked like they were set for a massive reset last season. Mike McDaniel finished at 8-9, Tua Tagovailoa missed six games with a concussion, and Tyreek …

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Buffalo Bills / Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Buffalo Bills

August 1, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buffalo Bills lost to the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs in a heartbreaking fashion once again. Once again, the NFL implemented a rule change to try to keep …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Los Angeles Chargers / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Los Angeles Chargers

August 1, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Khaki Psychopath did it again. Jim Harbaugh took a break from slamming full glasses of milk with steaks and his heart almost exploding (related?) to turn the Chargers’ franchise …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Las Vegas Raiders / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Las Vegas Raiders

July 30, 2025August 1, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Raiders spent last season using a combination of Gardner Minshew, Aidan O’Connell, and Desmond Midder to flail their way to 4-13, and jettisoned everyone involved in that disaster. The …

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Patrick Mahomes Kansas City Chiefs
Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Kansas City Chiefs / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Kansas City Chiefs

July 30, 2025July 30, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Kansas City Chiefs, denied eternity, are merely former back-to-back champs, and have just been to five out of the last six Super Bowls. Trash, really. A bunch of garbage. …

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Busts / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Denver Broncos

July 29, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Broncos taking Bo Nix had everyone scratching their head last season, and we were wrong. The rookie led the Broncos to the playoffs and proved head coach/professional Football Absurdity …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

July 29, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ offense was one of the better stories about the 2025 season. Liam Coen led this unit to take giant steps across the board, getting a career …

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Alvin Kamara, with everyone who doesn't want him in 2020.
Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / New Orleans Saints / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: New Orleans Saints

July 29, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Oh, when the Saints go marching in. Now, when the saints go marching in, they’re going 0-17 when the Saints go marching in. The league’s worst team, with a dreadful …

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Busts / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Carolina Panthers

July 28, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Bryce Young had an inconsistent sophomore season, but the Panthers are ready to take the next step with the kid. Dave Canales has the team pointed in the right direction, …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons / Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Atlanta Falcons

July 28, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Atlanta Falcons certainly did it the hard way last offseason, spending $100 million on Kirk Cousins before taking Michael Penix with a top-ten pick in the draft. In the …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Minnesota Vikings

July 26, 2025August 17, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Vikings were the big surprise of the 2024 NFL season. When rookie quarterback J.J. McCarthy went down with a knee injury in the first preseason game of his NFL …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Green Bay Packers / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Green Bay Packers

July 26, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Green Bay Packers mostly stood pat on offense this free agency period, losing only one player who played more than 1.2% of the offensive snaps last season, starting C …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
Busts / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Detroit Lions

July 26, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2024 NFL season went about as well as reasonably expected for the Detroit Lions, right up until they ran into the Washington Commanders in the playoffs and Jayden Daniels …

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Busts / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Chicago Bears

July 26, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

All eyes are on Chicago and the Bears this offseason; they added Ben Johnson, the mastermind behind the Lions’ offense, to the 2024 #1 overall pick in Caleb Williams, and …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Fantasy Football Auction

The Ultimate 2025 Fantasy Football Auction Draft Guide and Auction Values Chart

July 26, 2025 - by football absurdity - Leave a Comment

Everything you need to master your 2025 fantasy football auction draft, right here.

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers / Washington Commanders

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Washington Commanders

July 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders were a pleasant surprise last season, as they embarked on their rebuild with rookie Jayden Daniels, and promptly made it to the NFC Championship Game, taking down …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Philadelphia Eagles / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Philadelphia Eagles

July 24, 2025July 23, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Super Bowl Champions need no introduction. The Tush Push merchants boast tons of high-end fantasy football options, making it hard to figure out who could be underdrafted or a …

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New York Giants Streaming Defenses
Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / New York Giants / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: New York Giants

July 23, 2025July 23, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Football Giants fell apart last season, eventually jettisoning their quarterback Daniel Jones to turn to… Drew Lock? They now have far too many quarterbacks, with Jameis Winston, …

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Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
Busts / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Dallas Cowboys

July 23, 2025July 22, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2024 Dallas Cowboys sucked. Please don’t take my word for it, Dak Prescott said it himself, but with a bit more colorful language thrown in there. Things got messier …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Seattle Seahawks

July 22, 2025July 20, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Seahawks had themselves a big offseason: they traded Geno Smith to the Raiders, traded D.K. Metcalf to the Steelers, and went out and snagged Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / San Francisco 49ers / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: San Francisco 49ers

July 22, 2025July 20, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 49ers certainly had themselves an offseason. They lost a ton of talent on the defensive side of the ball and along the offensive line, as well as moving on …

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Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Los Angeles Rams / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Los Angeles Rams

July 21, 2025July 20, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Rams let Cooper Kupp leave for the rival Seahawks and replaced him with one of the few available upgrades on the market, in Davante Adams. Adams joins Puka Nacua …

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Arizona Cardinals / Busts / Fantasy Football 2025 / Sleepers

2025 Fantasy Football Overvalued, Undervalued & Sleeper: Arizona Cardinals

July 21, 2025July 20, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Arizona Cardinals were the most boring franchise to follow this offseason, at least for fantasy football purposes. They didn’t draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position, and they didn’t …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFC East / Podcasts

Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The NFC East AKA “The Devious Kev Mahserejian”

July 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike, Walker & Jeff go all the way off the rails as they discuss James Joyce’s wife, Russell Wilson’s advertisements, the Eagles, Commanders, Cowboys and New York Football Giants! Also, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Yapping About Rankings AKA “SS Aaron Rodgers”

July 5, 2025July 5, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff got sick this week, and threw the scheduling into a tizzy, so it’s just Walker & Jeff. To preserve Mike’s ability to discuss the Bengals, they shift to a …

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Nick Caserio Houston Texans
AFC South / Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The AFC South AKA Jeff’s Icarus Moment

June 16, 2025June 16, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but …

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Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2025

2024 FA MAD Scores – QB

May 31, 2025June 19, 2025 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Josh Allen 8.86 Joe Burrow 6.86 Derek Carr 4.18 Kirk Cousins 6.34 Jayden Daniels 7.56 Sam Darnold 5.42 Justin Fields 8.59 Jared Goff 7.41 Justin Herbert 5.32 Jalen Hurts 6.24 …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft Mock Draft AKA “Captain’s Log”

May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Washington Commanders

The Washington Commanders 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 26, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders didn’t have many needs on offense in this draft, at least not at skill positions. Last year’s rookie quarterback, Jayden Daniels, defied all expectations and took the …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Tennessee Titans

The Tennessee Titans 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 25, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Titans had the #1 pick and did the predictable thing, taking “Number One Quarterback” Cam Ward with the pick. Ward is a proficient quarterback, but would have been at …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buccaneers are going all-in on their current iteration of fantasy football-relevant options, except planning for the future with Emeka Egbuka. They only took two players at fantasy football-eligible positions, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Seattle Seahawks

The Seattle Seahawks 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With 11 picks in the 2025 NFL Draft, the Seahawks took a lot of players. Unsurprisingly, they took the most at fantasy football-relevant positions (six players… but one’s a fullback, so …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / San Francisco 49ers

The San Francisco 49ers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 23, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Teams ran roughshod over the 49ers’ defense last year, as they yielded 4.45 yards per carry, but much of that was because of Fred Warner’s second-level defense stopping the woeful …

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Pittsburgh Steelers
Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Pittsburgh Steelers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 22, 2025May 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Pittsburgh Steelers still don’t have a quarterback. And if you ask Mel Kiper, there are about a billion instances in this draft where they should have drafted Shedeur Sanders. …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Philadelphia Eagles / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Philadelphia Eagles 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 21, 2025May 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The defending champs didn’t need to draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position. With studs at every position: Jalen Hurts, A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Saquon Barkley, Dallas Goedert, and Grant …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New York Jets / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New York Jets 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 20, 2025May 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Jets have a new sheriff in town, and Aaron Glenn flying Aaron Rodgers out to tell him to screw off in person is enough to make me …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New York Giants / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New York Giants 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 18, 2025May 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Giants seem to be a franchise without a rudder. They brought two veteran quarterbacks this offseason before spending a first-round pick on a quarterback (Jaxson Dart). They likely had …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New Orleans Saints / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New Orleans Saints 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2025May 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Saints are in a weird position. They are almost out of cap hell, thanks in no small part to Derek Carr “retiring” instead of taking $30 million to ride …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New England Patriots / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New England Patriots 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2025May 15, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Patriots upgraded their appalling offensive weaponry by adding Stefon Diggs in free agency. While he’s most certainly no longer the player he was in Minnesota, Diggs still has some …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Minnesota Vikings 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 15, 2025May 14, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings are more or less set on the offensive side of the ball, at least when it comes to skill position players. Second-year quarterback J.J. McCarthy is set …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Miami Dolphins / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Miami Dolphins 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 14, 2025May 13, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Dolphins didn’t have any interest in drafting impact fantasy football-relevant players. They traded down to amass a bunch of fifth-round picks after taking some big uglies up front. Still, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Los Angeles Rams / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Los Angeles Rams 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 13, 2025May 13, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Rams’ most significant offseason splash came in free agency, adding wide receiver Davante Adams to their offense. They traded back in the first round of the NFL draft to …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Fantasy Football Post-Draft Top-Ten Quarterbacks & Running Backs AKA “Cottage Cheese Fudge”

May 12, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Los Angeles Chargers / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Los Angeles Chargers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 12, 2025May 11, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chargers took a huge step forward last season, just like every other Jim Harbaugh team in his first season at the helm. They hit big on Ladd McConkey, but …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Las Vegas Raiders / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Las Vegas Raiders 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 11, 2025May 11, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Raiders revamped their entire offense this season, taking two new tackles, the best offensive player in the draft, and a new WR1 after trading for Geno Smith. They’re suddenly …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Kansas City Chiefs / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Kansas City Chiefs 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 10, 2025May 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chiefs fell short of a three-peat last season, and they are going into their last ride with Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes together by beefing up the lines and …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Jacksonville Jaguars 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 9, 2025May 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jaguars entered “put up or shut up” mode for Trevor Lawrence. They added offensive head coach Liam Cohen, snagged Travis Hunter at two, and added two running backs who …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Indianapolis Colts / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Indianapolis Colts 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2025May 7, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Colts made one splash pick at a fantasy-relevant position in this draft, making Warren (not Loveland) their tight end of the future. Everything else was filling in around the …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Houston Texans / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Houston Texans 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2025May 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Houston Texans needed to regroup on offense. They will be without three locked and loaded starters from 2024: LT Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, and WR Tank Dell. Unsurprisingly, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Green Bay Packers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2025May 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

They did it! The Packers did it! They took a round one wide receiver for the first time in over 20 years. Unfortunately, Matthew Golden isn’t quite what you would …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Detroit Lions 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2025May 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Denver Broncos 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2025May 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …

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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Dallas Cowboys 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The name of the game for Dallas was building the big uglies up front early and late, and filling in around the edges with a corner, a linebacker, and a …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Cleveland Browns 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 2, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 1, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Chicago Bears 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 30, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Carolina Panthers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 29, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Panthers had a decent draft, building along the defensive line (both their second-day picks and a fifth-round pick went to the defensive line or edge) while reforming their offensive …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Buffalo Bills 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 28, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bills didn’t need a whole lot on the offensive side of the ball in the 2025 NFL Draft. They had a good thing going—good enough to get Josh Allen …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Baltimore Ravens 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 27, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens’ draft was notable for three reasons. First, they got the best safety in the draft to fall into their lap, in traditional Ravens fashion. Second, they drafted …

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2025 NFL Draft Round One Fantasy Football Round Up

April 24, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - 10 Comments.

The first round of the 2025 NFL Draft is in the books, and it’s given us a new wave of promising talent to analyze for fantasy football. Sickos can now …

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2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview & Round 1 Mock Draft AKA “Make Loveland Not Warren”

April 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …

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2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA “Effort Demon”

April 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …

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Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup & 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA “Michael Joydon Daniels”

March 9, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Free Agency 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA “The Greatest Lathe Yet”

February 23, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts / Super Bowl

2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA “Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!”

February 8, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Playoffs / Podcasts

2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA “Colson Yankoff”

January 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2025 / What to Remember 2024

What to Remember For Fantasy Football: The 2024 Baltimore Ravens

January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens had a heckuva season. Everything worked out for them in the run game with Derrick Henry joining Lamar Jackson to make one of the most potent QB-RB …

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What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Atlanta Falcons

January 7, 2025January 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

You’re laughing? The Falcons gave a guy in his mid-30s with one Achilles $100 million and then spent the #8 overall pick on his successor, and you’re laughing? In the …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2025 / What to Remember 2024

What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Arizona Cardinals

January 6, 2025January 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …

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Fantasy Football Auction Drafts: The All $1 Team

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve all been there. You’re in an auction draft, and your team looks great! Wow, Ja’Marr Chase, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Ashton Jeanty? What a squad! Well, congratulations on spending all …

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