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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Two weeks of NFL football are in the books, and one-off questions are starting to form into trendlines. As with every week, we have a new crop of shiny toys …
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Week two of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Burrow is dead. J.J. McCarthy is dead. And your season is dead. Nothing makes sense—especially your …
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Fourteen of sixteen games are in the books (because of the stupid Monday Night Football doubleheader that should send Roger Goodell to The Hague), and we have a lot of …
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Through one week of the NFL season, things are already getting shaken up! We have starting quarterbacks set to miss time, stud tight ends going on IR, top-40 wide receivers …
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Mike & Jeff review TNF, briefly eulogize Austin Ekeler’s career, and look forward to week two in the fantasy football landscape!
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If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week one of the 2025 NFL season is over, and so is your season. Ja’Marr Chase is a bust. Jahmyr Gibbs is a bust. Quentin Johnson is good. Nothing makes …
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The first cut article of the season is always the toughest one for me. I consistently and constantly preach patience with fantasy football leagues. I might move too slow sometimes, …
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Week one of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books, and it has already been a doozy, especially for my priors! Let’s examine three key questions from week one …
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Walker & Jeff look forward at Week 1’s action! The season is here! They also recap the opening game of the season & live-react to the Chiefs & Chargers!
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The long, cold darkness of the 2025 NFL offseason is over, and with the Eagles & Cowboys kicking off on Thursday Night Football, the NFL season is finally here. We’ve …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff run down all the news from Tuesday’s cut-down day before getting into their bust lists for 2025!
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Fantasy football 2025 team names you need to maintain the Roschonmoon.
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Every year, Waleed Ismail puts together his weekly streaming D/ST ranks. He calls it a key part of winning your fantasy football leagues, and honestly? The math bears it out. …
Read More Walker, Mike & Jeff take a look back at the first two weeks of preseason news and ask themselves, “Does it matter?” to news about every team.
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It’s easy to get tunnel vision in your fantasy football drafts, with dreams of watching Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen scramble 20 yards to the end zone, and getting you …
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We’ve all been there. You’re in an auction draft, and your team looks great! Wow, Ja’Marr Chase, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Ashton Jeanty? What a squad! Well, congratulations on spending all …
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The Titans were the worst team in the NFL last year, and in true Titans fashion, they did not get a generational quarterback out of it. Don’t get me wrong, …
Read More Liam Coen is in town, and I am all-in on the Jaguars this season. It’s hard for me to find bad things to say about this roster, with Travis Hunter …
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The running joke on the Football Absurdity Podcast is that the Colts will always get the eighteenth-best quarterback in the league and think that it will lead them to the …
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Mike, Walker & Jeff return to discuss the NFC West, tattoos, Western Michigan Football, and of course, the San Francisco Giants & Detroit Lions. Next week is the last preview …
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Our tour around the NFL has taken us to God’s Forsaken Division, the AFC South. Admit it, you always forget at least one team in this division when rattling off …
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Aaron Rodgers held the Pittsburgh Steelers hostage all offseason, and much to Mel Kiper’s chagrin, they did not draft Shedeur Sanders. They did, however, trade away George Pickens, trade for …
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The Cleveland Browns had a very Brownsian offseason, trading for Kenny Pickett, signing Joe Flacco, taking Dillon Gabriel in the third, and then taking Shedeur Sanders in the fifth round. …
Read More The Cincinnati Bengals did a whole lot of nothing on offense this offseason. They re-signed Tee Higgins and Mike Gesicki, which completely wiped the front office’s ability to do anything …
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The Baltimore Ravens ran back the same offense from last season, only adding around the edges. As such, there aren’t a lot of edges to be found in analyzing the …
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The Jets hit the reset button this offseason, jettisoning the entire coaching staff, Aaron Rodgers, and various other odds and ends. They paid Garrett Wilson & Sauce Gardner, snagged Justin …
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The New England Patriots are an enigma. Their quarterback, Drake Maye, is a young Justin Herbert. Right down to a pretty bad room of weapons around him to start his …
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The Miami Dolphins sure looked like they were set for a massive reset last season. Mike McDaniel finished at 8-9, Tua Tagovailoa missed six games with a concussion, and Tyreek …
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The Buffalo Bills lost to the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs in a heartbreaking fashion once again. Once again, the NFL implemented a rule change to try to keep …
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The Khaki Psychopath did it again. Jim Harbaugh took a break from slamming full glasses of milk with steaks and his heart almost exploding (related?) to turn the Chargers’ franchise …
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The Raiders spent last season using a combination of Gardner Minshew, Aidan O’Connell, and Desmond Midder to flail their way to 4-13, and jettisoned everyone involved in that disaster. The …
Read More The Kansas City Chiefs, denied eternity, are merely former back-to-back champs, and have just been to five out of the last six Super Bowls. Trash, really. A bunch of garbage. …
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The Broncos taking Bo Nix had everyone scratching their head last season, and we were wrong. The rookie led the Broncos to the playoffs and proved head coach/professional Football Absurdity …
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ offense was one of the better stories about the 2025 season. Liam Coen led this unit to take giant steps across the board, getting a career …
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Oh, when the Saints go marching in. Now, when the saints go marching in, they’re going 0-17 when the Saints go marching in. The league’s worst team, with a dreadful …
Read More Bryce Young had an inconsistent sophomore season, but the Panthers are ready to take the next step with the kid. Dave Canales has the team pointed in the right direction, …
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The Atlanta Falcons certainly did it the hard way last offseason, spending $100 million on Kirk Cousins before taking Michael Penix with a top-ten pick in the draft. In the …
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The Vikings were the big surprise of the 2024 NFL season. When rookie quarterback J.J. McCarthy went down with a knee injury in the first preseason game of his NFL …
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The Green Bay Packers mostly stood pat on offense this free agency period, losing only one player who played more than 1.2% of the offensive snaps last season, starting C …
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The 2024 NFL season went about as well as reasonably expected for the Detroit Lions, right up until they ran into the Washington Commanders in the playoffs and Jayden Daniels …
Read More All eyes are on Chicago and the Bears this offseason; they added Ben Johnson, the mastermind behind the Lions’ offense, to the 2024 #1 overall pick in Caleb Williams, and …
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Everything you need to master your 2025 fantasy football auction draft, right here.
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The Washington Commanders were a pleasant surprise last season, as they embarked on their rebuild with rookie Jayden Daniels, and promptly made it to the NFC Championship Game, taking down …
Read More The Super Bowl Champions need no introduction. The Tush Push merchants boast tons of high-end fantasy football options, making it hard to figure out who could be underdrafted or a …
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The New York Football Giants fell apart last season, eventually jettisoning their quarterback Daniel Jones to turn to… Drew Lock? They now have far too many quarterbacks, with Jameis Winston, …
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The 2024 Dallas Cowboys sucked. Please don’t take my word for it, Dak Prescott said it himself, but with a bit more colorful language thrown in there. Things got messier …
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The Seahawks had themselves a big offseason: they traded Geno Smith to the Raiders, traded D.K. Metcalf to the Steelers, and went out and snagged Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp …
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The 49ers certainly had themselves an offseason. They lost a ton of talent on the defensive side of the ball and along the offensive line, as well as moving on …
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The Rams let Cooper Kupp leave for the rival Seahawks and replaced him with one of the few available upgrades on the market, in Davante Adams. Adams joins Puka Nacua …
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The Arizona Cardinals were the most boring franchise to follow this offseason, at least for fantasy football purposes. They didn’t draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position, and they didn’t …
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Mike, Walker & Jeff go all the way off the rails as they discuss James Joyce’s wife, Russell Wilson’s advertisements, the Eagles, Commanders, Cowboys and New York Football Giants! Also, …
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Jeff got sick this week, and threw the scheduling into a tizzy, so it’s just Walker & Jeff. To preserve Mike’s ability to discuss the Bengals, they shift to a …
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Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but …
Read MoreJosh Allen 8.86 Joe Burrow 6.86 Derek Carr 4.18 Kirk Cousins 6.34 Jayden Daniels 7.56 Sam Darnold 5.42 Justin Fields 8.59 Jared Goff 7.41 Justin Herbert 5.32 Jalen Hurts 6.24 …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out …
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The Washington Commanders didn’t have many needs on offense in this draft, at least not at skill positions. Last year’s rookie quarterback, Jayden Daniels, defied all expectations and took the …
Read More The Titans had the #1 pick and did the predictable thing, taking “Number One Quarterback” Cam Ward with the pick. Ward is a proficient quarterback, but would have been at …
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The Buccaneers are going all-in on their current iteration of fantasy football-relevant options, except planning for the future with Emeka Egbuka. They only took two players at fantasy football-eligible positions, …
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With 11 picks in the 2025 NFL Draft, the Seahawks took a lot of players. Unsurprisingly, they took the most at fantasy football-relevant positions (six players… but one’s a fullback, so …
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Teams ran roughshod over the 49ers’ defense last year, as they yielded 4.45 yards per carry, but much of that was because of Fred Warner’s second-level defense stopping the woeful …
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The Pittsburgh Steelers still don’t have a quarterback. And if you ask Mel Kiper, there are about a billion instances in this draft where they should have drafted Shedeur Sanders. …
Read More The defending champs didn’t need to draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position. With studs at every position: Jalen Hurts, A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Saquon Barkley, Dallas Goedert, and Grant …
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The New York Jets have a new sheriff in town, and Aaron Glenn flying Aaron Rodgers out to tell him to screw off in person is enough to make me …
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The Giants seem to be a franchise without a rudder. They brought two veteran quarterbacks this offseason before spending a first-round pick on a quarterback (Jaxson Dart). They likely had …
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The Saints are in a weird position. They are almost out of cap hell, thanks in no small part to Derek Carr “retiring” instead of taking $30 million to ride …
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The Patriots upgraded their appalling offensive weaponry by adding Stefon Diggs in free agency. While he’s most certainly no longer the player he was in Minnesota, Diggs still has some …
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The Minnesota Vikings are more or less set on the offensive side of the ball, at least when it comes to skill position players. Second-year quarterback J.J. McCarthy is set …
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The Dolphins didn’t have any interest in drafting impact fantasy football-relevant players. They traded down to amass a bunch of fifth-round picks after taking some big uglies up front. Still, …
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The Rams’ most significant offseason splash came in free agency, adding wide receiver Davante Adams to their offense. They traded back in the first round of the NFL draft to …
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Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!
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The Chargers took a huge step forward last season, just like every other Jim Harbaugh team in his first season at the helm. They hit big on Ladd McConkey, but …
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The Raiders revamped their entire offense this season, taking two new tackles, the best offensive player in the draft, and a new WR1 after trading for Geno Smith. They’re suddenly …
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The Chiefs fell short of a three-peat last season, and they are going into their last ride with Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes together by beefing up the lines and …
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The Jaguars entered “put up or shut up” mode for Trevor Lawrence. They added offensive head coach Liam Cohen, snagged Travis Hunter at two, and added two running backs who …
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The Colts made one splash pick at a fantasy-relevant position in this draft, making Warren (not Loveland) their tight end of the future. Everything else was filling in around the …
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The Houston Texans needed to regroup on offense. They will be without three locked and loaded starters from 2024: LT Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, and WR Tank Dell. Unsurprisingly, …
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They did it! The Packers did it! They took a round one wide receiver for the first time in over 20 years. Unfortunately, Matthew Golden isn’t quite what you would …
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The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …
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The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …
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The name of the game for Dallas was building the big uglies up front early and late, and filling in around the edges with a corner, a linebacker, and a …
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The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …
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The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …
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The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …
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The Panthers had a decent draft, building along the defensive line (both their second-day picks and a fifth-round pick went to the defensive line or edge) while reforming their offensive …
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The Bills didn’t need a whole lot on the offensive side of the ball in the 2025 NFL Draft. They had a good thing going—good enough to get Josh Allen …
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The Baltimore Ravens’ draft was notable for three reasons. First, they got the best safety in the draft to fall into their lap, in traditional Ravens fashion. Second, they drafted …
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The first round of the 2025 NFL Draft is in the books, and it’s given us a new wave of promising talent to analyze for fantasy football. Sickos can now …
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …
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Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …
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The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!
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Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.
Read More Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …
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Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …
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The Baltimore Ravens had a heckuva season. Everything worked out for them in the run game with Derrick Henry joining Lamar Jackson to make one of the most potent QB-RB …
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You’re laughing? The Falcons gave a guy in his mid-30s with one Achilles $100 million and then spent the #8 overall pick on his successor, and you’re laughing? In the …
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This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …
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