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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft Mock Draft AKA “Captain’s Log”

May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Washington Commanders

The Washington Commanders 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 26, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders didn’t have many needs on offense in this draft, at least not at skill positions. Last year’s rookie quarterback, Jayden Daniels, defied all expectations and took the …

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The Tennessee Titans 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 25, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Titans had the #1 pick and did the predictable thing, taking “Number One Quarterback” Cam Ward with the pick. Ward is a proficient quarterback, but would have been at …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buccaneers are going all-in on their current iteration of fantasy football-relevant options, except planning for the future with Emeka Egbuka. They only took two players at fantasy football-eligible positions, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / Seattle Seahawks

The Seattle Seahawks 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With 11 picks in the 2025 NFL Draft, the Seahawks took a lot of players. Unsurprisingly, they took the most at fantasy football-relevant positions (six players… but one’s a fullback, so …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025 / San Francisco 49ers

The San Francisco 49ers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 23, 2025May 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Teams ran roughshod over the 49ers’ defense last year, as they yielded 4.45 yards per carry, but much of that was because of Fred Warner’s second-level defense stopping the woeful …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Pittsburgh Steelers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 22, 2025May 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Pittsburgh Steelers still don’t have a quarterback. And if you ask Mel Kiper, there are about a billion instances in this draft where they should have drafted Shedeur Sanders. …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Philadelphia Eagles / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Philadelphia Eagles 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 21, 2025May 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The defending champs didn’t need to draft anyone at any fantasy football-relevant position. With studs at every position: Jalen Hurts, A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, Saquon Barkley, Dallas Goedert, and Grant …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New York Jets / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New York Jets 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 20, 2025May 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Jets have a new sheriff in town, and Aaron Glenn flying Aaron Rodgers out to tell him to screw off in person is enough to make me …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New York Giants / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New York Giants 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 18, 2025May 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Giants seem to be a franchise without a rudder. They brought two veteran quarterbacks this offseason before spending a first-round pick on a quarterback (Jaxson Dart). They likely had …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New Orleans Saints / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New Orleans Saints 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2025May 18, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Saints are in a weird position. They are almost out of cap hell, thanks in no small part to Derek Carr “retiring” instead of taking $30 million to ride …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / New England Patriots / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The New England Patriots 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2025May 15, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Patriots upgraded their appalling offensive weaponry by adding Stefon Diggs in free agency. While he’s most certainly no longer the player he was in Minnesota, Diggs still has some …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Minnesota Vikings 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 15, 2025May 14, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings are more or less set on the offensive side of the ball, at least when it comes to skill position players. Second-year quarterback J.J. McCarthy is set …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Miami Dolphins / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Miami Dolphins 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 14, 2025May 13, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Dolphins didn’t have any interest in drafting impact fantasy football-relevant players. They traded down to amass a bunch of fifth-round picks after taking some big uglies up front. Still, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Los Angeles Rams / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Los Angeles Rams 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 13, 2025May 13, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Rams’ most significant offseason splash came in free agency, adding wide receiver Davante Adams to their offense. They traded back in the first round of the NFL draft to …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Fantasy Football Post-Draft Top-Ten Quarterbacks & Running Backs AKA “Cottage Cheese Fudge”

May 12, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Los Angeles Chargers / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Los Angeles Chargers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 12, 2025May 11, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chargers took a huge step forward last season, just like every other Jim Harbaugh team in his first season at the helm. They hit big on Ladd McConkey, but …

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The Las Vegas Raiders 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 11, 2025May 11, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Raiders revamped their entire offense this season, taking two new tackles, the best offensive player in the draft, and a new WR1 after trading for Geno Smith. They’re suddenly …

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The Kansas City Chiefs 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 10, 2025May 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chiefs fell short of a three-peat last season, and they are going into their last ride with Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes together by beefing up the lines and …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Jacksonville Jaguars / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Jacksonville Jaguars 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 9, 2025May 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jaguars entered “put up or shut up” mode for Trevor Lawrence. They added offensive head coach Liam Cohen, snagged Travis Hunter at two, and added two running backs who …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Indianapolis Colts / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Indianapolis Colts 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2025May 7, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Colts made one splash pick at a fantasy-relevant position in this draft, making Warren (not Loveland) their tight end of the future. Everything else was filling in around the …

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The Houston Texans 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2025May 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Houston Texans needed to regroup on offense. They will be without three locked and loaded starters from 2024: LT Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, and WR Tank Dell. Unsurprisingly, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Green Bay Packers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2025May 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

They did it! The Packers did it! They took a round one wide receiver for the first time in over 20 years. Unfortunately, Matthew Golden isn’t quite what you would …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Detroit Lions 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2025May 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …

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The Denver Broncos 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2025May 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …

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The Dallas Cowboys 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The name of the game for Dallas was building the big uglies up front early and late, and filling in around the edges with a corner, a linebacker, and a …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Cleveland Browns 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 2, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 1, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Chicago Bears 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 30, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …

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The Carolina Panthers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 29, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Panthers had a decent draft, building along the defensive line (both their second-day picks and a fifth-round pick went to the defensive line or edge) while reforming their offensive …

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The Buffalo Bills 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 28, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bills didn’t need a whole lot on the offensive side of the ball in the 2025 NFL Draft. They had a good thing going—good enough to get Josh Allen …

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The Baltimore Ravens 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 27, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens’ draft was notable for three reasons. First, they got the best safety in the draft to fall into their lap, in traditional Ravens fashion. Second, they drafted …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

2025 NFL Draft Round One Fantasy Football Round Up

April 24, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The first round of the 2025 NFL Draft is in the books, and it’s given us a new wave of promising talent to analyze for fantasy football. Sickos can now …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview & Round 1 Mock Draft AKA “Make Loveland Not Warren”

April 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA “Effort Demon”

April 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup & 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA “Michael Joydon Daniels”

March 9, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Free Agency 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA “The Greatest Lathe Yet”

February 23, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Podcasts / Super Bowl

2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA “Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!”

February 8, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Playoffs / Podcasts

2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA “Colson Yankoff”

January 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2025 / What to Remember 2024

What to Remember For Fantasy Football: The 2024 Baltimore Ravens

January 10, 2025January 10, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens had a heckuva season. Everything worked out for them in the run game with Derrick Henry joining Lamar Jackson to make one of the most potent QB-RB …

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What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Atlanta Falcons

January 7, 2025January 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

You’re laughing? The Falcons gave a guy in his mid-30s with one Achilles $100 million and then spent the #8 overall pick on his successor, and you’re laughing? In the …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2025 / What to Remember 2024

What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Arizona Cardinals

January 6, 2025January 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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