The Detroit Lions 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …
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The Denver Broncos 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …
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The Dallas Cowboys 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The name of the game for Dallas was building the big uglies up front early and late, and filling in around the edges with a corner, a linebacker, and a …
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The Cleveland Browns 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …
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The Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …
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The Chicago Bears 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …
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The Carolina Panthers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Panthers had a decent draft, building along the defensive line (both their second-day picks and a fifth-round pick went to the defensive line or edge) while reforming their offensive …
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The Buffalo Bills 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Bills didn’t need a whole lot on the offensive side of the ball in the 2025 NFL Draft. They had a good thing going—good enough to get Josh Allen …
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The Baltimore Ravens 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup
The Baltimore Ravens’ draft was notable for three reasons. First, they got the best safety in the draft to fall into their lap, in traditional Ravens fashion. Second, they drafted …
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2025 NFL Draft Round One Fantasy Football Round Up
The first round of the 2025 NFL Draft is in the books, and it’s given us a new wave of promising talent to analyze for fantasy football. Sickos can now …
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2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview & Round 1 Mock Draft AKA “Make Loveland Not Warren”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …
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2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA “Effort Demon”
Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …
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Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup & 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA “Michael Joydon Daniels”
The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!
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2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA “The Greatest Lathe Yet”
Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.
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2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA “Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!”
Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …
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2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA “Colson Yankoff”
Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …
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What to Remember For Fantasy Football: The 2024 Baltimore Ravens
The Baltimore Ravens had a heckuva season. Everything worked out for them in the run game with Derrick Henry joining Lamar Jackson to make one of the most potent QB-RB …
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What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Atlanta Falcons
You’re laughing? The Falcons gave a guy in his mid-30s with one Achilles $100 million and then spent the #8 overall pick on his successor, and you’re laughing? In the …
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What to Remember for Fantasy Football: The 2024 Arizona Cardinals
This isn’t how the Cardinals season was supposed to go. They were supposed to ride their stud wide receiver, Marvin Harrison Jr, and their defense to an NFC West title. …
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