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Author: C.H. Herms

2022 Week 8 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

2022 Week 8 Absurdity Check: Is Wan’Dale Robinson the Next Hot Wide Receiver?

October 28, 2022 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

In the aftermath of Thursday’s trade that sent wide receiver Kadarius Toney from the New York Giants to the Kansas City Chiefs, there is plenty of intrigue to unpack about …

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New York jets Elijah Moore
2022 Week 7 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

2022 Week 7 Absurdity Check: Is it Time to Ground Elijah Moore?

October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Nico Collins of the lowly Houston Texans, Robert Woods coming off an ACL tear on a new team (the Tennessee Titans), and the historically unreliable DeVante Parker on a New …

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Chase Edmonds Miami Dolphins
2022 Week 4 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

2022 Week 4 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should We Continue to Chase Edmonds?

October 1, 2022October 1, 2022 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

In the early spring, I wrote an article about running backs fantasy managers should avoid ahead of the 2022 NFL season, and Chase Edmonds of the Miami Dolphins was one …

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Greg Dortch
2022 Week 4 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

2022 Week 4 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Can You Scorch the Dortch?

September 30, 2022September 30, 2022 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Rondale Moore is yet to appear in a single game this season due to a lingering hamstring injury. Moore logged two practices this week and says he …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
2022 Week 3 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

2022 Week 3 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Kyle Pitts Is Not A Wide Receiver, Stop Saying That

September 22, 2022September 22, 2022 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

I don’t know about you, but I’m a sucker for blind hypotheticals. Let’s try this one out for size: through two weeks of the 2022 fantasy football season, which of …

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2022 NFL Draft / 2022 Rookie Roundup / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Rookie RBs with C.H. Herms aka “Ooh Baby I Like it Raw”

April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko are joined by C.H. Herms, formerly of Football Absurdity (ever heard of it?) and currently of The Lateral: A Sideways Look at Fantasy …

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2021 Week 15 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2021 / Wide Receiver

2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Has Amon-Ra St. Brown Fully Ascended?

December 21, 2021December 21, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Amon-Ra St. Brown, aka “The Sun God” is still only rostered in 24.0% of ESPN leagues, but the Lions’ rookie wide receiver is currently on a bit of a hot …

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Pat Freiermuth Pittsburgh Steelers
2021 Week 15 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2021 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Tight End

2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Just How Good Has Pat Freiermuth Been?

December 13, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

I last wrote about Steelers tight end Pat Freiermuth one month ago, his ESPN roster rate was 39.2% and his stock as a fantasy football asset was trending up. Everything …

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Saquon Barkley New York Giants
2021 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2021 / fantasy football trades

2021 Fantasy Football Trade Deadline Targets

December 1, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

For fantasy football managers playing on platforms like Yahoo! or CBS, the standard trade deadline has come and gone. However, those of us on ESPN still have some time to …

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Javonte Williams Denver Broncos
2021 Week 11 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2021

2021 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is The Javonte Williams Breakout Coming In 2021?

November 19, 2021November 19, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Recent fantasy football history provides us with ample instances of patience with rookie running backs rewarding managers. Just one season ago, two rookies (Jonathan Taylor of the Colts and J.K. …

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Pat Freiermuth Pittsburgh Steelers
2021 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Tight End

Week 10 Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Just How Good is Pat Freiermuth?

November 11, 2021November 15, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Despite the slow start to the season, production is really picking up for this rookie tight end. So much so, in fact, that since Week 6 he is the TE3 …

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2021 Week 9 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2021 / Jacksonville Jaguars

Absurdity Check: Have We Seen the Jamal Agnew Story Before?

November 2, 2021November 2, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

“WHO IS THIS GUY!?! I THOUGHT HE JUST PLAYED SPECIAL TEAMS!?!” Go ahead and take a guess: Which Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver leads the team in targets, receptions, and is …

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khalil herbert chicago bears
2021 Week 8 / Absurdity Check / Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2021

Absurdity Check: Just How Good is Khalil Herbert?

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

“WHOA!!! A ROOKIE RUNNING BACK GOIN’ OFF ON THE BUCS DEFENSE!?! WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY!?!” I will freely admit that I am surprised at what took place on …

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rashod bateman baltimore ravens
2021 Week 8 / Absurdity Check / Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2021 / Sleepers / Wide Receiver

Absurdity Check: Go Get Rashod Bateman

October 26, 2021October 28, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Coming into Week 7 with a roster rate of 17.2% on ESPN and 32% on Yahoo, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Rashod Bateman should be a waiver wire priority ahead of …

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Ezekiel Elliott Dallas Cowboys
2021 Week 3 / Absurdity Check / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2021

Absurdity Check: Is it Time to Panic About Ezekiel Elliott?

September 23, 2021September 23, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

“I’M LOSING IT!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN’ ON?!” Jeezaloo! Count slooowly backward from 20, find your comfy sweatpants/pajama pants/what have you and fix up a cup of tea. You …

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Najee Harris Pittsburgh Steelers
Absurdity Check / Pittsburgh Steelers

Absurdity Check: Is it Time To Panic About Najee Harris?

September 17, 2021September 16, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

“OH MY GOD, WHAT DO WE DO?!” Hey, hey… whoa… calm down, readers. Yes, the 2021 NFL season is off to a wild start. It is not lost on any …

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Mt. Passmore Gerald Everett
Fantasy Football 2021 / Seattle Seahawks / Sleepers / Tight End

Fantasy Football Sleeper: Gerald Everett AKA Climbing Mt. Everett

August 30, 2021August 30, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

To make a long story extremely short, the tight end middle class is dead. Should you want a longer explanation of what that entails, following the previous link is an …

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Ronald Jones II Start or Sit
Fantasy Football 2021 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Ronald Jones, Fantasy Football, and You

August 10, 2021August 10, 2021 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

During a time when being frugal anywhere possible is the prudent thing, an RB35 average draft price tag for a burial plot feels like a solid deal in the fantasy …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by C.H. Herms - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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