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AFC West / Football / Las Vegas Raiders / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / NFL News

Absurdity Check: Should The Saints Have Brought in Jon Gruden?

May 31, 2023May 31, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Normally when we do an Absurdity Check, we are looking at it through the lens of fantasy football. After all, Football Absurdity is primarily a fantasy football site that was …

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Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap 2018 — New Year, New You, Same Bad Teams

December 31, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 2 Comments.

Black Monday Recap 2018 The NFL regular season is over and heads are already rolling. When NFL teams miss the playoffs, coaches get fired. Black Monday marks the end of …

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Black Monday
Comedy / Football / NFL / NFL News

Black Monday Recap — I’ve Made A Huge Mistake

January 2, 2018 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

The NFL regular season is over and a lot of teams are disappointed.  When NFL teams are disappointed, coaches get fired.  Black Monday marks the end of the NFL season …

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James Harrison
AFC / Comedy / Football / New England Patriots / NFL / NFL News / Pittsburgh Steelers

James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017 - by Bom Trady - Leave a Comment

This week, the Pittsburgh Steelers shocked the football world when they cut veteran linebacker James Harrison.  Some of us more refined NFL fans understand that what has come to pass …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Football / NFL News

Roger Goddell doesn’t want an Ezekiel Elliott suspension! He wants Ezekiel Elliott’s love

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

America’s favorite soap opera, the NFL, has seen a dip in ratings the past couple of seasons.  And frankly, I’m not surprised. Personally, I think the NFL has finally jumped …

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Fantasy Football / Football / NFL News / Weekly Recap

Fantasy Football Week Six’s Biggest Surprises

October 17, 2017October 16, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week six has come and gone and if you started any of these running backs this week, you probably thought we were still in the year of our Lord, 2015.  …

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Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Teams

Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton

October 6, 2017October 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.

Hey baby, Cam here.  I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it.  Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …

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Deshaun Watson Player Profile
AFC / AFC East / AFC South / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football / Football / Houston Texans / New York Jets / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Weekly Recap

Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …

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Football / NFL News

Trump NFL Speech Unites Players And Owners — A Football Absurdity

September 26, 2017September 26, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 1 Comment

Football Absurdity tries to keep football light.  We fully admit that we don’t know what we are talking about.  Heck, our mission statement is that football is supposed to be …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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