THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!
Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …
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THfantaC Episode 139.5: “Lasers”
Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?
Read More THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling
The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!
Read More THfantaC Episode 138.5: “Viking War Horn.mp3”
The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!
Read More THfantaC Episode 138: “Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon”
The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!
Read More THfantaC Episode 137.5: “Devin Hester Reincarnate”
Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.
Read More THfantaC Episode 137: “Edgecombe Avenue”
The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!
Read More THfantaC Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”
Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …
Read More THfantaC Episode 136: “David Tepper Sucks”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …
Read More THfantaC Episode 135.5: “Bellinger’s Revenge Song”
Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.
Read MoreTHfantaC Episode 135: “Who Knew (Her Perspective)”
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!
Read More THfantaC Episode 134: “Research Season!”
This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!
Read More THfantaC Episode 133: “Sponsored by Blackrock”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!
Read MoreTHfantaC Episode 132: “No Bits, All Ball”
Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.
Read More THfantaC Episode 131: “Vulgar Display of Pickens”
We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!
Read More THfantaC Episode 130: On Deadly Ground
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!
Read More THFantaC Episode 129: The 3rd Annual 4/20 Spectacular
Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!
Read MoreTHfantaC Episode 128: “Good Christian Athlete”
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.
Read More THfantaC Episode 127: “Weaponized Dude Wipes”
Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.
Read More THfantaC Episode 126: Molasses Flood
We’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!
Read More THfantaC Podacast Episode 125: “Audric Estime 1st Ballot Hall of Fame”
Shane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …
Read More THfantaC Episode 124: COMBINE DAY
It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!
Read MoreTHfantaC Episode 123: “Podcast-Industrial Complex”
Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!
Read More THfantaC Episode 122.5: “Ben Sinnott Pick 1.2”
The crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!
Read More THfantaC Episode 122: “Perc McMahon”
The team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!
Read More THfantaC Episode 121.5: “Badd McHonkey”
Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!
Read More THfantaC Episode 121: “Slap Jesus”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …
Read More THfantaC Podcast Episode 120: “Armpit Diarrhea”
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!
Read More THfantaC Podcast Episode 119: “Dick King”
Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …
Read More THfantaC Episode 118: “Legalize Taunting”
Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!
Read More THfantaC Episode 116: “Fishing Hall of Fame”
Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!
Read More THfantaC Podcast Episode 115: “Diamond Jim”
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!
Read More Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable
Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …
Read More THfantaC Episode 113: “Parts Unknown”
Shane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!
Read More THfantaC Episode 112: “Speedy Weedy”
Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!
Read More THfantaC Episode 111: “TV Party”
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well
Read More THfantaC Episode 110: “Famous Godfather”
The guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!
Read More THfantaC Episode 109: “The Gooners”
Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!
Read More THfantaC Episode 108: “Bozometer Feat. Walker Kelly”
Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!
Read More THfantaC Episode 107: “Puntmageddon”
Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!
Read More Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!
Read More THFantaC Episode 105: “Time Lords”
Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!
Read More THFantaC Episode 104: “World’s Biggest Fork”
The crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony
Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …
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2023 Team Previews / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC South
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / AFC West / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC West
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC West
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC East
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Commanders
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC East
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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2023 Team Previews / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers
THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC North
Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …
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MKUltra Presents: A Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown
Hello! Is that a weird opening? Probably, but I don’t know how else to start. I am a nameless, faceless employee of the THfantaC Scouting and Analytics team, tasked …
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