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THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!

July 11, 2024July 11, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 139.5: “Lasers”

June 29, 2024June 29, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling

June 29, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 138.5: “Viking War Horn.mp3”

June 23, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 138: “Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon”

June 23, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 137.5: “Devin Hester Reincarnate”

June 15, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 137: “Edgecombe Avenue”

June 15, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”

June 9, 2024June 8, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 136: “David Tepper Sucks”

June 8, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 135.5: “Bellinger’s Revenge Song”

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 135: “Who Knew (Her Perspective)”

June 1, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 134: “Research Season!”

May 25, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

This week, The Arizona Cardinals and New England Patriots are profiled, there’s a Chris Dorner shout-out and not enough Knocked Loose discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 133: “Sponsored by Blackrock”

May 18, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig talk dynasty, rookie ADP, and play a pick em game!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 132: “No Bits, All Ball”

May 11, 2024May 12, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together for a heavy rookie draft discussion.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 131: “Vulgar Display of Pickens”

May 4, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

We’re post draft, kickin back in the lounge. Buy our 2024 Rookie Preview by hitting us up on Twitter @THfantaC- 100% of the money raised goes to Palestinian humanitarian aid!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 130: On Deadly Ground

April 27, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THFantaC Episode 129: The 3rd Annual 4/20 Spectacular

April 20, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, Tony, and Weed all get together to talk Malik Nabers at 1.02, Steven Seagal, Alaska, and the Gupta Empire!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 128: “Good Christian Athlete”

April 13, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to talk about 2024 Best Buy, spend way too much time on Darren Waller, and celebrate a rich and enduring cheese culture.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 127: “Weaponized Dude Wipes”

April 6, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan’s on the short term IR so Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk about train crashes, Xavier Legette, chaos dynasty leagues, and mob football.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 126: Molasses Flood

March 29, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

We’re back to full strength and cover Ray Davis, Ben Affleck, Ronnie Lott, Huey Lewis and the News, and Keon Coleman: an ideal blunt rotation!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podacast Episode 125: “Audric Estime 1st Ballot Hall of Fame”

March 23, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane is off this week, so Ryan, Craig and Tony limp through our nation’s capital with some March Madness talk, some Xavier Worthy slander, and fight another war to keep …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 124: COMBINE DAY

March 17, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 123: “Podcast-Industrial Complex”

March 9, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to talk steroids, rookie prospects, weed strain names, and tell you how to identify hidden drug fronts in Minneapolis!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 122.5: “Ben Sinnott Pick 1.2”

March 2, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The crew talks prospects and takes a trip. Most assuredly the only podcast you’ll hear this week that discusses Juggalo allyship, Sufjan Stevens, and Rome Odunze in under an hour!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 122: “Perc McMahon”

March 2, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The team get together to talk Mitt Romney, the 1953 Detroit Lions, terrible NFL owners, and get a price check on Josh Allen!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121.5: “Badd McHonkey”

February 25, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121: “Slap Jesus”

February 25, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to try for some of that Dana White money, talk about the longest missed field goals in NFL history, and throw a single …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 120: “Armpit Diarrhea”

February 18, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss ugly Canadian men, dynasty buys and sells, and outline a historiography of football and collectivism!

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2024 Playoffs / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 119: “Dick King”

February 10, 2024February 10, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Our Super Bowl preview episode features Shane’s one-year anniversary on the pod, Ryan’s one-year accident anniversary, a celebration of Tony’s grandpa, TWO Ross Dwelley references, and we take aim at …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 118: “Legalize Taunting”

February 3, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony get together to bikepill the truck owner, advocate for sex workers, talk rookie QBs, and do tricks while on edibles!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 116: “Fishing Hall of Fame”

January 20, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig and Tony get together to talk about short running backs, the divisional round, Julius Thomas, and Chinese food!

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Playoffs / Podcasts

THfantaC Podcast Episode 115: “Diamond Jim”

January 13, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig discuss the Wildcard Round, fired coaches, the backing band for Alanis Morissette, and present the First Annual THfantaC Awards!

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Crossover Event of the Century / Fantasy Football 2023 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast x THfantaC Podcast: 2023-24 Season Wrap Roundtable

January 6, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Craig, Shane, Ryan, Walker Kelly, Waleed Ismail, Josh Chuboff, Evan Hoovler, and Tony. That’s a lot of people, but we managed to review the season, got Ryan to recommit to Derek …

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2023 Week 17 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 113: “Parts Unknown”

December 30, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Craig, and Tony get together to defend Russ Wilson, deny a dead man the Comeback Player of the Year Award, and talk about Don Draper’s hog!

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2023 Week 16 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 112: “Speedy Weedy”

December 23, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Craig, and Tony bring the holiday cheer! The team gets together to discuss Christmas trees, skyline chili, and getting buried in a tube!

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2023 Week 15 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 111: “TV Party”

December 16, 2023December 17, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig meet to discuss Survivor, Steven Seagal: Lawman, Dog the Bounty Hunter, White Chicks, and talk a little ball as well

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2023 Week 14 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 110: “Famous Godfather”

December 9, 2023December 9, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The guys get together to talk about Week 14 matchups, the XFL, corn corn-flavored ice cream, and ponder a full face turn!

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2023 Week 13 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 109: “The Gooners”

December 2, 2023December 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig are joined by our pal Hunter S to talk unions, pizza rolls, and the Dick Bong Memorial Airport!

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2023 week 12 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 108: “Bozometer Feat. Walker Kelly”

November 25, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony and Craig are joined by Walker Kelly from Football Absurdity to talk about year two breakouts, The Grey Cup, Point Break, and Kenny Omega!

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2023 Week 11 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 107: “Puntmageddon”

November 18, 2023November 18, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Waleed Ismail to talk punts, Broadway Joe, and Buddy Holly!

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2023 Week 10 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Episode 106: “January 20, 1981”

November 11, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig are joined by Evan Hoovler of Football Absurdity to talk about special shoes, winning the Boston Marathon, and shooting at police helicopters!

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2023 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 105: “Time Lords”

November 4, 2023November 4, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together and talk Big Macs, butt fumbles, and Perc Angle!

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2023 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2023

THFantaC Episode 104: “World’s Biggest Fork”

October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

The crew talks disasters, the spookiest redraft picks by round, Bass Pro Shops, and Ryan and Shane try to identify Christian Rock albums by title alone!

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 23, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Tua Tagovailoa
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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James Conner Arizona Cardinals
2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Team Previews / Atlanta Falcons / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFC South / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC South

September 2, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC West / Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / Las Vegas Raiders / Los Angeles Chargers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC West

August 30, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Los Angeles Rams / NFC West / San Francisco 49ers / Seattle Seahawks

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC West

August 29, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC East / Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / New England Patriots / New York Jets

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC East

August 22, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Washington Commanders

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC East

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / Chicago Bears / Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / Green Bay Packers / Minnesota Vikings / NFC North

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The NFC North

August 21, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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2023 Team Previews / AFC North / Baltimore Ravens / Cincinnati Bengals / Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers

THFantaC 2023 Fantasy Football Division Previews: The AFC North

August 19, 2023September 2, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Disclaimer: we are not researchers, just compilers and writers. A majority of these numbers can be found in a myriad of places. For simplicity’s sake, and to prevent you from …

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DRUGS / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023

MKUltra Presents: A Will Levis 2023 Draft Prospect Fantasy Football Breakdown

March 27, 2023March 26, 2023 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Hello!   Is that a weird opening? Probably, but I don’t know how else to start. I am a nameless, faceless employee of the THfantaC Scouting and Analytics team, tasked …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by THFantaC Scouting and Research - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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