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Fantasy Football 2020 / Football / Free Agency / Gambling

Super Bowl Odds After Week One of Free Agency

March 25, 2020March 25, 2020 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

It is impossible to know when sports will continue. It seems like such a small thing in the grander scheme in our current world. A worldwide pandemic has made the …

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Super Bowl NFL Betting NFL Bets NFL Gambling`
AFC / Fantasy Football 2019 / Gambling / NFC / NFL / Predictions / Team Preview / Teams / Weekly Recap

30 Team Parlay: Week 2 NFL Betting Tips

September 12, 2019November 7, 2019 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Brandon Andreasen previews week 2 of the NFL betting season.

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AFC South / Houston Texans / Indianapolis Colts / Jacksonville Jaguars / Tennessee Titans

30 Team Parlay: Football Gambling Advice for AFC South Overs/Unders

August 9, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - Leave a Comment

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling advice. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and …

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NFC East Over/Under
Dallas Cowboys / New York Giants / NFC East / Philadelphia Eagles / Predictions / Tom Brady / Washington Commanders

30 Team Parlay: NFC East Over/Under For 2018 NFL Season

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018 - by Brandon Andreasen - 4 Comments.

Welcome to the Thirty Team Parlay, a weekly column on Football Absurdity that focuses on the week in football gambling. We’ll bring you the best bets, biggest longshots, and try …

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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Funny Comments from NFL Fans

July 14, 2018July 14, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

The NFL may be in its dark period, but that surprisingly doesn’t stop these people from leaving funny comments about the NFL that shed light on their own personal issues. …

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Friday Football Freakshow

NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People: Jameis Winston’s Reach-Around

November 17, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Each week, NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People brings you recalescent perspectives from the mentally eccentric, like those nutjobs who insist on using a thesaurus to make a simple sentence sound …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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