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Rookie Roundup 2024

Fantasy Football 2024 / New York Jets / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The New York Jets

July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jets are getting a mulligan in 2023, which is good because it means they get a full season of Breece Hall. It’s also bad, because Aaron Rodgers and his …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / New England Patriots / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The New England Patriots

July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Patriots started their draft with Drake Maye and then proceeded to get him three passing options in the remaining seven rounds, as well as a backup. Let’s take a …

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MIami Dolphins
Fantasy Football 2024 / Miami Dolphins / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Miami Dolphins

July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Go home. They’re full. There’s no room for any rookies in the Miami offense. With four weapons better than anything they could find in the draft, one pick in the …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Buffalo Bills

July 6, 2024July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buffalo Bills jettisoned Stefon Diggs this offseason, leaving them with one of the worst receiving rooms in the NFL. They were linked to Tee Higgins and Brandon Aiyuk but …

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Tennessee Titans NFL Draft
Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024 / Tennessee Titans

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Tennessee Titans

July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Titans did a hard reset on their offense this offseason, letting Derrick Henry & Ryan Tannehill leave to the Ravens and lands unknown, respectively. They added Tony Pollard and …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Jacksonville Jaguars / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Jacksonville Jaguars

July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Jacksonville Jaguars are so close to making it all work. They fell apart last season, but through the first eight weeks, they were 6-2 entering their bye. The 49ers …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Indianapolis Colts / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Indianapolis Colts

July 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Colts struggled in 2023 thanks to their first-round pick quarterback only playing in two full games, and parts of two others. Gardner Minshew filled in admirably, but he was …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Houston Texans / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Houston Texans

June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Texans jumped forward about 2 years in their team-building plan as C.J. Stroud hit the ground running last season. He elevated Nico Collins, who floundered under prior quarterbacks and …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Pittsburgh Steelers

June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Steelers are a team in flux. They traded their most targeted player, Diontae Johnson, for a bag of beans. They also jettisoned Kenny Pickett for Justin Fields & Russell …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Cleveland Browns

June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

There are a lot of question marks surrounding the Browns this offseason. Most of them are centered around quarterback Deshaun Watson and running back Nick Chubb. But, with a full …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Cincinnati Bengals

June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bengals let Tyler Boyd and Joe Mixon go this offseason and replaced them with a scrap-heaped Zack Moss, a rookie wide receiver, and two (count ‘em, TWO!) rookie tight …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Baltimore Ravens

June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens were once again knocked out of the playoffs before reaching the Super Bowl, something that has eluded two-time MVP Lamar Jackson. They addressed their secondary, offensive line, …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Los Angeles Chargers / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Los Angeles Chargers

June 3, 2024June 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The L.A. Chargers dropped a nuclear bomb on the rest of the NFL, hiring Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh and drastically reforming their offense. They’ve jettisoned OC Kellen Moore, WRs …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Las Vegas Raiders / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Las Vegas Raiders

June 3, 2024June 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Las Vegas Raiders took advantage of other teams trading ahead of them to take offensive line talent in the 2024 NFL Draft, and they pivoted from lower-level talent to …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Kansas City Chiefs / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Kansas City Chiefs

June 3, 2024June 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Kansas City Chiefs, after winning the Super Bowl on a game-winning touchdown to Mecole Hardman, of all people, went out and got themselves some additional wide receivers. They signed …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Denver Broncos

June 3, 2024June 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Denver Broncos jettisoned Jerry Jeudy and Russell Wilson, doing a soft reset on their offense, and changing the landscape of their fantasy football options. They snagged four fantasy football-relevant …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024 / Washington Commanders

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Washington Commanders

June 3, 2024June 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders hit a hard reset on their direction, firing Ron Rivera, OC Eric Bieniemy, and trading starting quarterback Sam Howell for a sack of rocks. The offense now …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Philadelphia Eagles / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Philadelphia Eagles

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Philadelphia Eagles are pretty much set at every single fantasy football-relevant position. Jalen Hurts will throw to A.J. Brown and DeVonta Smith for the foreseeable future, and Dallas Goedert …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / New York Giants / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The New York Giants

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New York Football Giants lost their best offensive weapon, with Saquon Barkley moving on to rival NFC East squad, the Philadelphia Eagles. They replaced him with a new, better …

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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Dallas Cowboys

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

There’s no two ways around it: the Cowboys did nothing this offseason to bolster their offensive weaponry. Tony Pollard is a Titan, Michael Gallup is a Raider, and Ezekiel Elliott …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

June 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Buccaneers surprisingly made the playoffs last year. As such, they ran back most of their core weapons on offense, let some aging vets go on the defense, and retooled …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / New Orleans Saints / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The New Orleans Saints

June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The New Orleans Saints are the very definition of treading water. They leveraged the future to get Drew Brees and Sean Payton as many bites at the apple as possible. …

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Carolina Panthers
Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Carolina Panthers

May 12, 2024May 11, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Carolina Panthers were an abject mess last season, after leveraging everything to get Bryce Young, and then failing to have the resources to put a competitive team around him. …

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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Atlanta Falcons

May 11, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Atlanta Falcons made the single funniest pick in the history of the NFL Draft: the eighth overall pick on a backup quarterback. There’s been a lot of ink spilled …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024 / Seattle Seahawks

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Seattle Seahawks

May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Seahawks uprooted their core, moving on from long-team head coach Pete Carroll and installing Mike MacDonald as their head coach. They also lost the heart and soul of the …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024 / San Francisco 49ers

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The San Francisco 49ers

May 4, 2024May 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 49ers spent the few weeks leading up to the draft talking all about how they’re not saying they’re going to trade a wide receiver, they’re just saying, you know, …

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Los Angeles Rams / NFL Draft 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Los Angeles Rams

May 3, 2024May 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Rams had a first-round pick for the first time since Jared Goff, and they used that (and their second-rounder) on defensive Seminoles. When all was said and done, they …

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Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Arizona Cardinals

May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cardinals had themselves quite a draft, it felt like they had their name called every third pick in the first couple of days of the draft. In the end, …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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July 7, 2023

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