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NFL Draft 2025

Fantasy Football 2025 / Indianapolis Colts / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Indianapolis Colts 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2025May 7, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Colts made one splash pick at a fantasy-relevant position in this draft, making Warren (not Loveland) their tight end of the future. Everything else was filling in around the …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Houston Texans / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Houston Texans 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2025May 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Houston Texans needed to regroup on offense. They will be without three locked and loaded starters from 2024: LT Laremy Tunsil, WR Stefon Diggs, and WR Tank Dell. Unsurprisingly, …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Green Bay Packers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2025May 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

They did it! The Packers did it! They took a round one wide receiver for the first time in over 20 years. Unfortunately, Matthew Golden isn’t quite what you would …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Detroit Lions 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2025May 4, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions didn’t need anything going into the 2025 NFL Draft. Their downfall in 2024 was the scourge of injuries, which left them rolling out street free agents down …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Denver Broncos 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2025May 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Denver Broncos added a piece at every fantasy football-relevant position, with two of the three going on day two, and the third had four career receptions in college! The …

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Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Dallas Cowboys 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The name of the game for Dallas was building the big uglies up front early and late, and filling in around the edges with a corner, a linebacker, and a …

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Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Cleveland Browns 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 2, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cleveland Browns had one of the weirdest drafts out there. Yes, they are the team that finally stopped Shedeur Sanders’ slide in the fifth round… after they took a …

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Cincinnati Bengals / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Cincinnati Bengals 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 1, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bengals are more than set on offense headed into the 2025 season, at least at skill positions. The first five of their six picks went to defense or the …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Chicago Bears 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 30, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bears made a huge splash in this draft, taking the first tight end (Colston Loveland) off the board. They followed that up with getting Caleb Williams additional assistance in …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Carolina Panthers 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 29, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Panthers had a decent draft, building along the defensive line (both their second-day picks and a fifth-round pick went to the defensive line or edge) while reforming their offensive …

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Buffalo Bills / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Buffalo Bills 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 28, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bills didn’t need a whole lot on the offensive side of the ball in the 2025 NFL Draft. They had a good thing going—good enough to get Josh Allen …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

The Baltimore Ravens 2025 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

April 27, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Baltimore Ravens’ draft was notable for three reasons. First, they got the best safety in the draft to fall into their lap, in traditional Ravens fashion. Second, they drafted …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Rookie Roundup 2025

2025 NFL Draft Round One Fantasy Football Round Up

April 24, 2025April 27, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The first round of the 2025 NFL Draft is in the books, and it’s given us a new wave of promising talent to analyze for fantasy football. Sickos can now …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview & Round 1 Mock Draft AKA “Make Loveland Not Warren”

April 21, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA “Effort Demon”

April 6, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …

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NFL Draft 2025 / Podcasts

2025 Draft Preview: Quarterbacks AKA “ACAB (All Comps are Boutte)”

March 24, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike, Walker & Jeff touch on free agency and take a look at this extremely uninspiring class of quarterback prospects, breaking down their top six at the position, and the …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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