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Fantasy Football 2020 / Fantasy Football Team Names / Halloween

Even More Halloween Fantasy Team Names

October 27, 2020October 27, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

This Halloween Fantasy Team Names List Was Written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Amanda Rez, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang What a season it’s been for our …

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fantasy football halloween team names
Fantasy Football Team Names / Halloween

Fantasy Football Halloween Candy Team Names

October 20, 2020October 26, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

[This list written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar] Something about this highly contagious pandemic makes us think about taking goodies …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Fantasy Football Team Names / Halloween

Horror Movie Fantasy Football Team Names

October 13, 2020October 26, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

[Written by: Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Bryan Sclar, and Julia Tang] October means horror movie fantasy football team names. This October means a …

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Fantasy Football 2020 / Fantasy Football Team Names / Halloween

Monster Fantasy Football Team Names

September 21, 2020October 26, 2020 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

[This list was written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Bruce Hardstone, Evan Hoovler, Karl Leslie, Bryan Sclar] We did Pokemon fantasy football team names a few weeks ago. Pokemon means …

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Fantasy Football Team Names / Halloween

2019 Halloween Fantasy Football Team Names

October 7, 2019October 22, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

(Co-Authors: Waleed Ismail, Mike Maxwell, Bryan Sclar, Jeff Krisko and Jason Lu) Heyyy! We’ve been getting a lot of requests for a new Halloween-themed fantasy football team names list. So …

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Fantasy Football 2019 / Halloween

Six “Sexy” Football Cheerleader Costumes (That I Would Find Impossible to Wear to Bed)

September 24, 2019October 7, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

My sexual partners have been taking the back seat.

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Comedy / Fantasy Football Team Names / Halloween

Tyreek-or-Treat: The 2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names List

October 11, 2018October 7, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - 3 Comments.

2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names You know the drill: Find a player you own on this list of 2018 Halloween-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names and amaze your opponent into …

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FAAB / Fantasy Football / Halloween

Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous: Forced Halloween Metaphors for Week 9 FAAB

October 31, 2017October 7, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

When you calculate your week 9 FAAB, you want to sort your waiver wire targets based on which of three monsters they are. Yes, this is a longstanding and peer-reviewed …

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Football Ghost Story
Comedy / Football / Halloween

The Ragin’ — The Tale of Colin Kaepernick

October 31, 2017October 7, 2019 - by Waleed Ismail - 3 Comments.

Welcome to The Absurdity Horror.  This Halloween, we will be sharing with you the scariest football ghost story of all, the tale of Colin Kaepernick.   Football Absurdity is proud to …

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Football Scary STories
Halloween

Football Scary Stories: From Wentz it Came

October 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

As part of our mission to bring entertainment to football analysis, we are going to give you a smattering of Halloween + Football scary stories all month. Speaking of which, …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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