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Author: La Femme Football

Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019 / Lists

The 8 Ugliest Fantasy Football Rings I Have Ever Seen

December 17, 2019December 18, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

Fantasy football rings are the best part of winning my championship. Keep your trophy, keep the money, I just want a ring to show off during next year’s draft (and …

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football on thanksgiving
Comedy

Women Should Be Allowed to Watch Football on Thanksgiving!

November 20, 2019November 20, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

THIS IS ME AT EVERY SINGLE THANKSGIVING EVER No, Mom, I don’t want to help you bake a stupid pie. I’m watching football. … Yes, Mom, I know you want …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019

The Top 5 Women’s Football Plays in the History of Powerpuff

October 29, 2019October 29, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

* that I could find on Youtube during my lunch break. More women should play football. They should have women’s high school football teams: In 2016, 1,900 women played football …

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Comedy / Social media

These 8 Funny Amazon Reviews Were Left by Football Fans with HUGE ISSUES!

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 1 Comment

I love when someone can’t talk about a subject for two seconds without spilling out all their personal problems. But many sources for this spectacle get pretty one dimensional like …

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Fantasy Football 2019 / Halloween

Six “Sexy” Football Cheerleader Costumes (That I Would Find Impossible to Wear to Bed)

September 24, 2019October 7, 2019 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

My sexual partners have been taking the back seat.

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Fantasy Football 2019

Sex! Fantasy Football Romance Literature: Does It Actually Exist?

September 18, 2019September 18, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 2 Comments.

Nothing is sexier than fantasy football.

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019

8 Weird Fantasy Football Gifts for Women

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 2 Comments.

I saw a woman at the airport yesterday who was rocking a Seahawks-themed prosthetic leg. That got me thinking about quirky football products, which got me thinking about fantasy football …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Features

Can a Woman Play Football? Five Ladies Who Could Start in the NFL

July 20, 2018September 8, 2020 - by La Femme Football - 3 Comments.

Can a woman play football? YES! More than ever, women are making strides in the world of college football. Toni Harris is a safety playing on scholarship at Bethany college. …

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Comedy

This Week in Fantasy Football left Me Feeling Sexually Unsatisfied

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 - by La Femme Football - 2 Comments.

They say I’m insatiable. I say they’re just bad in bed. Speaking of which, here are my three biggest disappointments for fantasy football in this, the week of our Lord, …

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Tyler Eifert Week 3 injuries
Comedy / Injury Reports

I Need a Woke Man, Not a Broke Man! Fantasy Football Week 3 Injuries

September 20, 2017November 8, 2017 - by La Femme Football - 5 Comments.

My fellow ladies, you know I love a fixer-upper! But I don’t want to land myself on the week 3 injuries report with a broken heart. So I’ve got the …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by La Femme Football - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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