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Tag: Funny Comments

Things Cam Newton Finds Funny
Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Teams

Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton

October 6, 2017October 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.

Hey baby, Cam here.  I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it.  Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …

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Funny comments
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane

September 29, 2017September 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

This week, Matthew Berry had coworkers ask him questions for his Love/Hate column, a gimmick that is lazy and should never be emulated. He received a batch of not-haha-funny comments, …

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Crazy comments
Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

The first of our crazy comments comes from the Yahoo Sports article, “Week 3 deep sleepers and DFS bargains” First of all, it’s spelled Foreman, assuming he’s talking about Houston’s …

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Baltimore Ravens / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers.  While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football

Fantasy Football: Notable Injuries Going Into Week Two

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are one week into the fantasy football season and panic mode has already set in for a few owners.  While the fantasy death of Ezekiel Elliott appears to have …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Sleepers / Uncategorized / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football: Drafter Disaster Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Waiver Wire

September 12, 2017September 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 12 Comments.

Do you remember that feeling you had when you walked out of your draft?  Do you remember how you called a contractor to build you a customized trophy case.  Do …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Dungeons and Dragons seemed pretty fun. I never played it as a teen, even though a lot of my friends did. I liked the idea of exploring a fantasy world, …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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