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Tag: Funny Comments

Things Cam Newton Finds Funny
Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Teams

Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton

October 6, 2017October 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.

Hey baby, Cam here.  I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it.  Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …

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Funny comments
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane

September 29, 2017September 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

This week, Matthew Berry had coworkers ask him questions for his Love/Hate column, a gimmick that is lazy and should never be emulated. He received a batch of not-haha-funny comments, …

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Crazy comments
Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

The first of our crazy comments comes from the Yahoo Sports article, “Week 3 deep sleepers and DFS bargains” First of all, it’s spelled Foreman, assuming he’s talking about Houston’s …

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Baltimore Ravens / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers.  While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football

Fantasy Football: Notable Injuries Going Into Week Two

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are one week into the fantasy football season and panic mode has already set in for a few owners.  While the fantasy death of Ezekiel Elliott appears to have …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Sleepers / Uncategorized / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football: Drafter Disaster Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Waiver Wire

September 12, 2017September 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 12 Comments.

Do you remember that feeling you had when you walked out of your draft?  Do you remember how you called a contractor to build you a customized trophy case.  Do …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Dungeons and Dragons seemed pretty fun. I never played it as a teen, even though a lot of my friends did. I liked the idea of exploring a fantasy world, …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Fantasy Football Auction

BBQ in ‘22: The Easiest Strategy for Salary Cap Draft Success

July 1, 2022July 2, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

Evan Hoovler’s Top-Secret 2022 Salary Cap Values Chart

June 28, 2022July 1, 2022

2022 Fantasy Football Salary Cap Values

June 27, 2022June 29, 2022

Justin Fields Chicago Bears

Fantasy Football Salary Cap Draft Strategy 2021: The All-$1 Team

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2021 2QB Auction Strategy

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