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Tag: Funny Comments

Things Cam Newton Finds Funny
Carolina Panthers / Comedy / Football / NFC / NFC South / NFL News / Teams

Four other things Cam Newton Finds Funny (When Asked By A Female Reporter) By Cam Newton

October 6, 2017October 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 4 Comments.

Hey baby, Cam here.  I’m sure you all heard the Cam man’s apology yesterday, and I meant it.  Cam Man, the Superman sometimes says things without thinking, and for that …

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Funny comments
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane

September 29, 2017September 30, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

This week, Matthew Berry had coworkers ask him questions for his Love/Hate column, a gimmick that is lazy and should never be emulated. He received a batch of not-haha-funny comments, …

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Crazy comments
Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

The first of our crazy comments comes from the Yahoo Sports article, “Week 3 deep sleepers and DFS bargains” First of all, it’s spelled Foreman, assuming he’s talking about Houston’s …

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Baltimore Ravens / Comedy / Fantasy Football / New England Patriots / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers.  While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football

Fantasy Football: Notable Injuries Going Into Week Two

September 13, 2017September 13, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are one week into the fantasy football season and panic mode has already set in for a few owners.  While the fantasy death of Ezekiel Elliott appears to have …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Sleepers / Uncategorized / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football: Drafter Disaster Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Waiver Wire

September 12, 2017September 12, 2017 - by Waleed Ismail - 12 Comments.

Do you remember that feeling you had when you walked out of your draft?  Do you remember how you called a contractor to build you a customized trophy case.  Do …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Dungeons and Dragons seemed pretty fun. I never played it as a teen, even though a lot of my friends did. I liked the idea of exploring a fantasy world, …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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