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Tag: Ezekiel Elliott

Alvin Kamara Player Profile NFC Divisional Round Expert
Fantasy Football 2021

The Expert League Draft: A Comedy of Errors

July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris  In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …

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Dak Prescott Player Profile
Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Sleepers

2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Dallas Cowboys

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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Hot NFL Crazy commenters
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Josh Gordon’s Agent Values Him as a Person

November 10, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Welcome to hot takes from strange commenters; it was hard not to make these all about Josh Gordon. Our first extreme opinion is that losing a top-3 back somehow makes …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Top Five Lists

TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Top 5 things that are painfully parallel 1. Goodell urging white owners to use their authority to stop black players complaining about being mistreated by authorities

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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: The NFL Hot Takes Awards

October 13, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

<Steps out under light-bulb marquee which reads “NFL Hot Takes Award Night 2017.” Straightens bowtie. Glances nervously at crotch before remembering that Gonnhorea doesn’t show on outside of pants. Audience applauds.> Hello! …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Hot takes from crazy people

September 1, 2017September 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

We begin with a pair of tweets by known crazy person, Colin Kaepernick’s mom.

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Salary Cap Drafts

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Fantasy Football 2022 / Fantasy Football Auction

BBQ in ‘22: The Easiest Strategy for Salary Cap Draft Success

July 1, 2022July 2, 2022 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

If you’ve never heard of my BBQ salary cap strategy, here’s the elevator pitch: It’s a simple, repeatable method to ensure you leave your salary cap draft with a competitive …

Evan Hoovler’s Top-Secret 2022 Salary Cap Values Chart

June 28, 2022July 1, 2022

2022 Fantasy Football Salary Cap Values

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Justin Fields Chicago Bears

Fantasy Football Salary Cap Draft Strategy 2021: The All-$1 Team

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2021 2QB Auction Strategy

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