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Tag: Ezekiel Elliott

Alvin Kamara Player Profile NFC Divisional Round Expert
Fantasy Football 2021

The Expert League Draft: A Comedy of Errors

July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris  In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …

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Dak Prescott Player Profile
Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Sleepers

2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Dallas Cowboys

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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Hot NFL Crazy commenters
Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Hot Takes from Crazy People: Josh Gordon’s Agent Values Him as a Person

November 10, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Welcome to hot takes from strange commenters; it was hard not to make these all about Josh Gordon. Our first extreme opinion is that losing a top-3 back somehow makes …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Top Five Lists

TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Top 5 things that are painfully parallel 1. Goodell urging white owners to use their authority to stop black players complaining about being mistreated by authorities

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Comedy / Friday Football Freakshow

Friday Football Freakshow: The NFL Hot Takes Awards

October 13, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

<Steps out under light-bulb marquee which reads “NFL Hot Takes Award Night 2017.” Straightens bowtie. Glances nervously at crotch before remembering that Gonnhorea doesn’t show on outside of pants. Audience applauds.> Hello! …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Hot takes from crazy people

September 1, 2017September 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

We begin with a pair of tweets by known crazy person, Colin Kaepernick’s mom.

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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