The Expert League Draft: A Comedy of Errors
“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …
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2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Dallas Cowboys
July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …
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Hot Takes from Crazy People: Josh Gordon’s Agent Values Him as a Person
Welcome to hot takes from strange commenters; it was hard not to make these all about Josh Gordon. Our first extreme opinion is that losing a top-3 back somehow makes …
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TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell
Top 5 things that are painfully parallel 1. Goodell urging white owners to use their authority to stop black players complaining about being mistreated by authorities
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Friday Football Freakshow: The NFL Hot Takes Awards
<Steps out under light-bulb marquee which reads “NFL Hot Takes Award Night 2017.” Straightens bowtie. Glances nervously at crotch before remembering that Gonnhorea doesn’t show on outside of pants. Audience applauds.> Hello! …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Hot takes from crazy people
We begin with a pair of tweets by known crazy person, Colin Kaepernick’s mom.
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