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2019 Mock NFL Drafts

2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Fantasy Football 2019 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Tight Ends Still Suck, Slow Draft & 2019 Over/Unders

May 11, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Please forgive us the technical issues! I promise after this episode we chased off all the gremlins that plagued the last three episodes. Waleed of Football Absurdity joins Jeff and …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Comedy / Fantasy Football 2019

2019 NFL Marvel Mock Draft: The Real End Game Is Your Team’s Playoff Chances

May 2, 2019May 3, 2019 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Last year, we shamelessly tried to suckle at the Disney teat with our 2018 NFL Marvel Mock Draft. This year, we here at Football Absurdity still have day jobs and …

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Pete Carroll DK Metcalf
2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Fantasy Football 2019 / NFL Draft 2019 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – ALL-NAME TEAM RESULTS (and the draft too I guess)

April 27, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Evan, Mike, and Jeff review round one and its implications for fantasy football and Evan’s rooting interests. Topics once again include Kyler Murray’s destination, the Raiders, the All-Name Teams, and …

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las vegas raiders
2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Fantasy Football 2019 / NFL Draft 2019 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Fantasy Football Podcast – Draft Punk

April 20, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Evan, Mike, and Jeff take a look at some pressing questions surrounding the NFL Draft. Topics include Kyler Murray’s destination, weighing this running back class against past classes, whether or …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Chicago Bears

Chicago Bears 2019 Mock Draft

April 13, 2019 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

While I’m supposed to do this Chicago Bears 2019 mock draft, I find it hard to care. The Bears already won the 2019 NFL draft in 2018. Sure, Nick Bosa …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / New England Patriots

New England Patriots 2019 Mock Draft

April 8, 2019April 13, 2019 - by Masshole Matt - Leave a Comment

Masshole Matt here with my ideal New England Patriots 2019 mock draft. The key is ingenuity: We Bostonians invented it. Whether it’s picking wide receivers out of our garbage-filled harbor …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Dallas Cowboys

Dallas Cowboys 2019 Mock Draft

April 5, 2019April 13, 2019 - by Jerruh J - Leave a Comment

Jerruh, here. I’ve spent good money to buy air time on the Internet and I’m dictating this to my leggiest secretary, so listen up! I’m making all the decisions for …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / NFL Draft 2019 / Washington Commanders

Washington Redskins 2019 Mock Draft

April 3, 2019April 13, 2019 - by Oliver Crueger-Dunning - Leave a Comment

First, I’d like to thank Football Absurdity for welcoming me back and letting me write their Washington Redskins 2019 mock draft. I had been on an extended mental health vacation …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Philadelphia Eagles / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Philadelphia Eagles 2019 Mock Draft

April 2, 2019April 13, 2019 - by Stephan Pearce - Leave a Comment

This Philadelphia Eagles 2019 mock draft means it’s already been over a year since the green & white confetti fell in U.S. Bank Stadium. Eagles fans had their dreams come …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2019 Mock Draft

March 30, 2019March 31, 2019 - by Bryan Sclar - 2 Comments.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers just hired their 5th head coach since 2009. That ten-year revolving door has led to a whopping EIGHT last-place finishes in the NFC South. Their best …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Las Vegas Raiders / NFL Draft 2019

Oakland Raiders 2019 Mock Draft

March 30, 2019April 4, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

When I look at the Oakland Raiders 2019 mock draft needs, I can’t help but think about my father’s favorite chair. My dad passed away, recently, after a prolonged battle …

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2019 Mock NFL Drafts / Miami Dolphins / NFL Draft 2019

Miami Dolphins 2019 Mock Draft

March 29, 2019April 4, 2019 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

We are just about one month out from the NFL draft, a special three-day event where NFL analysts line up their insights mixed with some good ol’ fashioned intuition. We’ll …

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NFC Championship Game
2019 Mock NFL Drafts / NFL Draft 2019 / San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers 2019 Mock Draft

March 27, 2019March 29, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

There are a lot of, to use corporate jargon, areas of opportunity going into the San Francisco 49ers 2019 NFL Draft. The 49ers boast a solid QB, a passable offensive …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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