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Please forgive us the technical issues! I promise after this episode we chased off all the gremlins that plagued the last three episodes. Waleed of Football Absurdity joins Jeff and …
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Last year, we shamelessly tried to suckle at the Disney teat with our 2018 NFL Marvel Mock Draft. This year, we here at Football Absurdity still have day jobs and …
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Evan, Mike, and Jeff review round one and its implications for fantasy football and Evan’s rooting interests. Topics once again include Kyler Murray’s destination, the Raiders, the All-Name Teams, and …
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Evan, Mike, and Jeff take a look at some pressing questions surrounding the NFL Draft. Topics include Kyler Murray’s destination, weighing this running back class against past classes, whether or …
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While I’m supposed to do this Chicago Bears 2019 mock draft, I find it hard to care. The Bears already won the 2019 NFL draft in 2018. Sure, Nick Bosa …
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Masshole Matt here with my ideal New England Patriots 2019 mock draft. The key is ingenuity: We Bostonians invented it. Whether it’s picking wide receivers out of our garbage-filled harbor …
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Jerruh, here. I’ve spent good money to buy air time on the Internet and I’m dictating this to my leggiest secretary, so listen up! I’m making all the decisions for …
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First, I’d like to thank Football Absurdity for welcoming me back and letting me write their Washington Redskins 2019 mock draft. I had been on an extended mental health vacation …
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This Philadelphia Eagles 2019 mock draft means it’s already been over a year since the green & white confetti fell in U.S. Bank Stadium. Eagles fans had their dreams come …
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers just hired their 5th head coach since 2009. That ten-year revolving door has led to a whopping EIGHT last-place finishes in the NFC South. Their best …
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When I look at the Oakland Raiders 2019 mock draft needs, I can’t help but think about my father’s favorite chair. My dad passed away, recently, after a prolonged battle …
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We are just about one month out from the NFL draft, a special three-day event where NFL analysts line up their insights mixed with some good ol’ fashioned intuition. We’ll …
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There are a lot of, to use corporate jargon, areas of opportunity going into the San Francisco 49ers 2019 NFL Draft. The 49ers boast a solid QB, a passable offensive …
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