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Rookie Roundup 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 / New Orleans Saints / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New Orleans Saints 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

June 1, 2023June 1, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Every year, we say that Mickey Loomis can’t keep getting away with this about his salary cap shenanigans, and yet every year Loomis does exactly that. The Saints somehow manage …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Minnesota Vikings / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Minnesota Vikings 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 25, 2023May 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings 2023 season was one of the most bizarre seasons of football I’ve ever witnessed. The Vikings had the 4th best win percentage in football, but by no …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Nobody threw the football more than the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last year, but with Tom Brady retiring this team could be in for a very rude awakening. They still have …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Indianapolis Colts / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Indianapolis Colts 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Indianapolis Colts have one thing going for them: The only place to go is up. Last season was a clown show for them in a spectacular fashion. Despite everything …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Detroit Lions 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 18, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

This rookie roundup is about to start biting off kneecaps because Dan Campbell and the Detroit Lions made a statement in the 2023 NFL draft. That statement was that they …

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Cleveland Browns Draft Day
Cleveland Browns / Fantasy Football 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Cleveland Browns 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Things didn’t really go as planned for the 2022 iteration of the Cleveland Browns. They leveraged their future—and organizational integrity—on Deshaun Watson, who knocked off the rust to the tune …

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Arizona Cardinals Streaming Defenses Chase Edmonds
Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Arizona Cardinals 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The NFL offseason is usually so full of hope. Teams either did well and they have a grip of picks and new free agents to bolster their roster, or they …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Seattle Seahawks

Seattle Seahawks 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 16, 2023May 16, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Remember last year when we as a football community scoffed at the hubris of Pete Carroll and John Schneider for trading away a franchise quarterback? Carroll committed the cardinal sin …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / New York Jets / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New York Jets 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 15, 2023May 14, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The good news for the New York Jets is they finally solved their quarterback problems by bringing in Aaron Rodgers. The bad news is that Aaron Rodgers comes along with …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Miami Dolphins / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Miami Dolphins 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 13, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Miami Dolphins are one of my favorite teams to analyze this year. They might have the widest range of outcomes in the NFL. If Tua can stay healthy, there …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Houston Texans / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Houston Texans 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I have no idea what the Houston Texans are doing. They traded the 12th pick and the 33rd pick in the 2023 NFL draft, along with a 2024 first and …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023 / Washington Commanders

Washington Commanders 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Washington Commanders definitely drafted some football players, but I think the only thing that anyone in Washington cares about is how quickly Dan Snyder can sell the team so …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Carolina Panthers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The Matt Rhule experiment is over and anyone with eyes who watched the Carolina Panthers last year is grateful. With Frank Reich taking over, the Panthers had a very clear …

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Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

New York Giants 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 9, 2023May 9, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

In the year of our Lord 2022, football fans witnessed a bonafide miracle performed by Brian Daboll.  He made Daniel Jones relevant. Brian Daboll won his 2022 Coach of the …

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Chicago Bears / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Chicago Bears 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 8, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I gotta start by letting those of you who don’t already know who I am that I am an unabashed Chicago Bears fan. Some people will tell you that I …

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Denver Broncos / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Denver Broncos 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

I don’t know if there was a more entertaining football team than the Denver Broncos last year, as long as you aren’t counting the football aspects of that team. If …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / Kansas City Chiefs / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Kansas City Chiefs 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 6, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football question on everyone’s mind is going to be who is Patrick Mahomes going to make into a fantasy football league winner in 2023. Last year, hordes of …

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Baltimore Ravens / Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Baltimore Ravens 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 5, 2023May 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Right before the 2023 NFL draft, the Baltimore Ravens answered their most important question by extending Lamar Jackson. The Ravens have been a very frustrating offense to watch the last …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Pittsburgh Steelers / Rookie Roundup 2023

Pittsburgh Steelers 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 4, 2023May 4, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Today’s fantasy football rookie roundup is going to focus on the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers only drafted one fantasy football-relevant player, but the guy they drafted is a doozy. Darnell …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Philadelphia Eagles / Rookie Roundup 2023

Philadelphia Eagles 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Today, we are going to do the fantasy football rookie roundup on the Philadelphia Eagles. You may be wondering why on God’s Green Earth would I want to do a …

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Atlanta Falcons / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Atlanta Falcons 2023 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup

May 2, 2023May 2, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

We are starting Football Absurdity’s 2023 fantasy football rookie round-up with the Atlanta Falcons because there is nobody we want to talk about more than Bijan Robinson. Bijan is one …

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Fantasy Football 2023 / NFL Draft 2023 / Rookie Roundup 2023

Fantasy Football Fallout: 2023 NFL Draft Winners & Losers

May 1, 2023April 30, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

The 2023 NFL Draft is in the books, so all that is left is trying to determine which teams used the draft to maximize their offensive production and which teams …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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