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Fantasy Football 2019 / Sleepers / Washington Commanders

2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Washington Redskins

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / Running Back / Washington Commanders

Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Adrian Peterson Player Profile

July 20, 2019September 2, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler

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Rookie Team Names 2018 Feature Image
2018 Rookie Roundup / Comedy / Fantasy Football 2018 / Fantasy Football Team Names

Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide

June 9, 2018November 6, 2018 - by Evan Hoovler - 5 Comments.

Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names. 

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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