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2022 Week 5

2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Sleepers

2022 Week 5 Fantasy Football Streamers: Scorey Corey

October 8, 2022October 10, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Four weeks of NFL action are in the books, and that means that more players have disappointed us, have gotten hurt, or reminded us of who they are.  Because of …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 5 Start or Sit: Trevor Lawrence, J.K. Dobbins, Gerald Everett, and Mo(o)re!

October 8, 2022October 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s time for the weekly tradition we live for: panicking that we made the wrong decision on who to start before we’re mercifully bailed out by a garbage time score, …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 5 Preview! AKA “A Hideous Affair”

October 7, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look back at the Thursday Night Football that we all wish we could forget before looking forward to the questions they …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2022 Week 5 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

Week 5 TNF Absurdity Check: Matt Ryan, Russell Wilson, and More!

October 7, 2022October 6, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Oh my God. Oh my God. That was one of the worst games of football that I’ve ever seen, and I went to Mira Loma High School in the early …

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Danielle Hunter Minnesota Vikings
2022 Week 5 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2022 / Sleepers

Week Five Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: The Assassination of Justin Fields By The Coward Ryan Poles

October 6, 2022 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 5 Start or Sit: Broncos vs. Colts, Thursday Night Football

October 6, 2022October 5, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With four weeks of Thursday Night Football in the books, we turn our attention to the HOT, HOT Broncos-Colts matchup featuring us not being too sure if the 1.01 in …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Podcasts

Week 5 Rankings Discussion

October 5, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and do a quick start or sit for Thursday Night Football and talk about Jeff’s FOUR Sicko Stashes of the Week.

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Damien Harris New England Patriots
2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022

Fantasy Football 2022: Things That Might Happen in Week 5 (That You Shouldn’t Worry About)

October 5, 2022October 4, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Four weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and with that done, we turn our attention to week five. After all, the NFL never stops, so why should …

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Carolina Panthers
2022 Week 5 / Carolina Panthers / Fantasy Football 2022 / Sorry for Your Loss

Carolina Panthers, Sorry For Your Loss!

October 5, 2022October 5, 2022 - by Mike Maxwell - Leave a Comment

There is a short list of NFL coaches who are already secretly updating their résumés, hoping to find their next life as a panelist on morning pregame shows. One of …

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Irv Smith Tight End Sleeper
2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football 2022 Week 5 Cut Candidates: Regular-Sized Irv

October 4, 2022October 4, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week four in the NFL was actually a fun one, for once! There were shootouts abound, and very few guys reached their last straw. Even players like Rashaad Penny, who …

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2022 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2022 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

October 4, 2022October 4, 2022 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week four of the 2022 NFL season is over and every running back you’ve rostered has died. Cordarrelle Patterson? Dead! Javonte Williams? Dead! Antonio Gibson? Dead to the Washington coaching …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
2022 Week 5 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2022

2022 Week 4 Absurdity Check: Dameon Pierce, Chris Olave, and Kyle Pitts

October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The majority of week four is in the books, and this was a wild one! We had Rashaad Penny running all over the Lions’ defense, Geno Smith getting three (?!) …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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