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These 8 Funny Amazon Reviews Were Left by Football Fans with HUGE ISSUES!

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019 - by La Femme Football - 1 Comment

I love when someone can’t talk about a subject for two seconds without spilling out all their personal problems. But many sources for this spectacle get pretty one dimensional like …

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Crazy comments
Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

The first of our crazy comments comes from the Yahoo Sports article, “Week 3 deep sleepers and DFS bargains” First of all, it’s spelled Foreman, assuming he’s talking about Houston’s …

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Comedy / Fantasy Football / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Dungeons and Dragons seemed pretty fun. I never played it as a teen, even though a lot of my friends did. I liked the idea of exploring a fantasy world, …

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Comedy / Dallas Cowboys / Social media

Friday Football Freakshow: Hot takes from crazy people

September 1, 2017September 5, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

We begin with a pair of tweets by known crazy person, Colin Kaepernick’s mom.

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Fantasy Football Auction

Fantasy Football Auction Drafts: The All $1 Team

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve all been there. You’re in an auction draft, and your team looks great! Wow, Ja’Marr Chase, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Ashton Jeanty? What a squad! Well, congratulations on spending all …

The Ultimate 2025 Fantasy Football Auction Draft Guide and Auction Values Chart

July 26, 2025

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

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