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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Sleepers

2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Atlanta Falcons

July 29, 2019July 28, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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2019 Player Profile / Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Player Profile / Quarterback

2019 Fantasy Football Matt Ryan Player Profile

July 24, 2019 - by RFLRedZone - Leave a Comment

(Source: https://live.staticflickr.com/3045/2935699367_db5944f891_z.jpg under https:https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Running Back

2019 Fantasy Football Tyreek Hill Player Profile

July 21, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

(Source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Kansas_City_Chiefs_KC_logo.svg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Wide Receiver

2019 Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins Player Profile

June 28, 2019July 25, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …

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Injury report for NFL week 5
Comedy / Injury Reports

So, My Wife Died Last Night: A Week 5 NFL Injury Report

October 4, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - 6 Comments.

She had been ill for some time. Last night I was asked to give the consent to take her off life support. She looked at me before she died, with …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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