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Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Sleepers

2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Atlanta Falcons

July 29, 2019July 28, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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2019 Player Profile / Atlanta Falcons / Fantasy Football 2019 / Player Profile / Quarterback

2019 Fantasy Football Matt Ryan Player Profile

July 24, 2019 - by RFLRedZone - Leave a Comment

(Source: https://live.staticflickr.com/3045/2935699367_db5944f891_z.jpg under https:https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / Kansas City Chiefs / Running Back

2019 Fantasy Football Tyreek Hill Player Profile

July 21, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

(Source: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Kansas_City_Chiefs_KC_logo.svg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Wide Receiver

2019 Fantasy Football DeAndre Hopkins Player Profile

June 28, 2019July 25, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will be available in fantasy …

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Injury report for NFL week 5
Comedy / Injury Reports

So, My Wife Died Last Night: A Week 5 NFL Injury Report

October 4, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - 6 Comments.

She had been ill for some time. Last night I was asked to give the consent to take her off life support. She looked at me before she died, with …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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