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Alvin Kamara Player Profile NFC Divisional Round Expert
Fantasy Football 2021

The Expert League Draft: A Comedy of Errors

July 7, 2021July 7, 2021 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

“That’s why they sent me. I am an expert.” – Karl Hungus, 1988. Act I: Hubris  In a world where subscriptions to fantasy football expert websites cost a month’s car …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / New Orleans Saints / Running Back

Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Latavius Murray Player Profile

July 20, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler

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2019 Player Profile / Dallas Cowboys / Fantasy Football 2019 / Quarterback

2019 Fantasy Football Dak Prescott Player Profile

July 18, 2019July 23, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

(Source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dak_Prescott_handoff_vs_Redskins_2017.jpg under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en) As we gear up to the start of the NFL season, Football Absurdity is going to bring you a comprehensive breakdown of every notable player that will …

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2019 Player Profile / Fantasy Football 2019 / Minnesota Vikings / Quarterback

Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Kirk Cousins Player Profile

July 18, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler

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Fantasy Football 2019 / Minnesota Vikings / Sleepers

2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Minnesota Vikings

July 17, 2019July 14, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

July and August are the best time of the year for fantasy football. We all start to formulate strategies, plant our flags, and decide who we will yell at on …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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