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2024 Week 5

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2024 Week 5 / 2024 Week 6 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 6 Cut List: Sacrificing a GOAT

October 8, 2024October 7, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week five is in the books, and it’s time to spite drop a bunch of players to pick up more players to spite drop next week! To make this list, …

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2024 Week 5 / 2024 Week 6 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2024

Fantasy Football Week 5 Absurdity Check: Josh Downs, Travis Kelce & Darnell Mooney

October 7, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

This article usually gets to you on Monday mornings, but I spent Sunday watching the 49ers lose and getting my brain boiled in the Santa Clara heat (it was 104 …

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2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 5 Preview AKA “A Bane-Style Event”

October 5, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know …

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2021 Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 5 Starts & Sits of the Week!

October 5, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Hey everyone, welcome back to the Big Daddy Drix Start/Sit Spectacular. I decided to get an early start on bye weeks last Saturday, my apologies for the absence. Thank you …

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Lamar Jackson Baltimore Ravens
2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 5 NFL Gambling Lines

October 5, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Sleepers

2024 Week 5 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Judge, Jeudy & Executioner

October 4, 2024October 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Bye weeks are here, which means that not only do we have to deal with half our team on the IR, but the other half is now on Bye! …

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2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2021 / Fantasy Football 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Week 5 Streaming Defenses: Of This I’m Surtain

October 3, 2024October 3, 2024 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2024 Week 4 / 2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 5 Cut List: The Zamir White Free Space

October 1, 2024September 30, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We all love doing our little waiver wires and getting our new hot toys, the new toys that certainly won’t break the first time we take them out of the …

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2024 Week 5 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 5 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: King of the Hill, Kareem of the Crop

October 1, 2024October 1, 2024 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week four of the 2024 NFL season is over and the hits keep on coming. The bad news is that Rashee Rice is likely out for the season with a …

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2024 Week 4 / 2024 Week 5 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2024

2024 Week 4 Absurdity Check: Kyle Pitts, Sam Darnold, Baker Mayfield, and Brian Thomas Jr.

September 30, 2024September 30, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week four might have been the most interesting week of football yet. We had many narratives cohere, some more fall apart, and we had certain previously must-start players fall off …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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