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2023 Week 2

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2023 Week 2 / 2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Hunting for Henry

September 19, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week two of the 2023 NFL season is over and the Grim Reaper is coming for your team. Aaron Rodgers? Dead! Saquon Barkley? Dead! Your fantasy football playoff hopes? That …

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2023 Week 2 / 2023 Week 3 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 2 Absurdity Check: Puka Nacua, Hunter Henry, the G*ddamn Jets, & More!

September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Most of week two of the NFL season is in the books and to be honest with you? It was pretty good! We saw a lot of good things today, …

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2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 2 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Playing the (May)field

September 16, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football season is finally here, and ideally, you shouldn’t need to get ahold of anyone to bolster your roster at this point. But, maybe you punted a tight …

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devonta smith philadelphia eagles
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview! AKA “Perine Per Reception”

September 16, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week two slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as Waleed and …

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Tua Tagovailoa
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 15, 2023September 15, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Dak Prescott Dallas Cowboys
2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 2 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Dak Prescott, Tyler Allgeier, David Njoku & More!

September 15, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Look at my starts from last week. It is so over. Now look at my sits from last week. We are so back. QB START OF THE WEEK: Dak Prescott, …

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Dallas Goedert Philadelphia Eagles Tight End Waiver Wire start or sit
2023 Week 2 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

Eagles-Vikings Week Two Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Mattison, Addisons, and Large Adult Sons

September 15, 2023September 16, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Thursday Night Football delivered this week! And by delivered, I mean delivered another sloppy performance that ended with one team clearly better than the other. The final score (34-28) was …

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Dan Campbell Detroit Lions
2023 Week 2 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week 2 Fantasy Football Streaming Defenses: Time to Bite Some Kneecaps

September 14, 2023September 14, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, what …

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2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Return of the Mac

September 12, 2023September 12, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week one of the 2023 NFL season is over and so is all hope. Maybe you believed Drake London and Tee Higgins would record a catch. Maybe you thought Joe …

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2023 Week 1 / 2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 1 Cut List: More Achilles for the Achilles God

September 12, 2023September 11, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2023 fantasy football season is on us, and while Waleed Ismail has you set up for who you should add, I am here to be the fantasy Grim Reaper, …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
2023 Week 1 / 2023 Week 2 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 1 Absurdity Check: Dameon Pierce, Kyle Pitts, and More

September 11, 2023September 10, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

NFL football is back! And with it, fantasy football is also back. After one week, we all have slots on our roster that are causing us agita, anxiety, and irritation. …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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