Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names
Thanks, FootballAbsurdity readers, for making our team names lists some of our biggest hits ever. We’ve got Thanksgiving fantasy football team names hot out of the oven. Pull up this list, find a player you own, and put in a team name that will make your opponent laugh into submission.
Player | Thanksgiving-Themed Team Name |
AJ Green | AJ Green Bean Casserole |
Andrew Luck | Andrew Potluck |
Antonio Brown | Apple-tonio Brown Betty |
Austin Ekeler/Austin Hooper | Cranberry S-Austin |
Cam Newton | Yam Newton |
Corey Davis | Corey-n Bread |
Darren Sproles | Green Bean Casser-Sproles |
Deshaun Watson | Poke-Deshauntas |
Donte Moncrief | Turkey Par-Donte |
Doug Baldwin | Butter-Baldwin |
Ito Smith | Sweet Pot-Ito Pie |
James White | White or Darkwa Meat? |
Joe Mixon | Chex Mixon |
Juju Smith-Schuster | Juju Smith-Schus-turkey |
Marcus Mariota, Jermaine Kearse, Cameron Artis-Payne | Jermaines, Artis-Paynes, and Mariota-Mobiles |
Marlon Mack | Mack-aroni and Cheese |
Odell Beckham, Jr. | Honey Glazed Beckham |
Patrick Mahomes, Kenny Golladar | Mahomes for the Golladays |
Randall Cobb | Apple Cobb-ler |
Rashad Penny | Winter Squ-ashad |
Robbie Gould | Yukon Gould Mashed Potatoes |
Russell Wilson | Russell Sprouts |
Saquon Barkley | Saquan-ucopia |
Tyrell Williams/Mike Williams | Candied Will-yams |
Zay Jones | Black Fri-Zay |
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