Our 2018 Fantasy Football Halloween Team Names List Is Out
The top 100 players of 2017, alphabetically listed with funny fantasy football team names.
Even more important than winning a fantasy football championship is having a tight and hilarious name based around at least one player on your team.
NOTE: I did my average amount of research, here, which is to say I did absolutely none. I just looked at the name and came up with some pun. So if you’ve seen a name on this list before, know that they did it first.
| Name | Team Name |
| Aaron Rodgers, GB | Aar Mail |
| A.J. Green | AJent Orange |
| Allen Robinson | Batman Allen Robinson |
| Alshon Jeffrey | Bill Walshon |
| Alvin Kamara | Lights, Kamara, Action! |
| Amari Cooper | The Amari Coop Dream |
| Andrew Luck, IND | Luck be a Brady |
| Andy Dalton, CIN | Cincin-Andy |
| Antonio Brown, PIT | Antonios and Meatballs |
| Ben Roethlisberger, PIT | Roethlisberger King |
| Bilal Powell | We’ve Got the Biggest Bilals of Them All |
| Brandin Cooks | Brandin New (England) |
| Brandon Marshall | Santa Claus Conquers the Marshalls |
| Cam Newton, CAR | Newton Descending a Staircase |
| Cameron Brate | X-Brated |
| Carlos Hyde | Carlos, Jr |
| Carson Wentz, PHI | Wentz and Wentz’ Abilities |
| Christian McCaffrey | CMC Music Factory |
| CJ Anderson | CJ’s Mom’s Ghost |
| Dak Prescott, DAL | Baby Got Dak |
| Dalvin Cook | Dalvinball |
| Danny Woodhead, BAL | Fields Have Eyes, and Woods Have Heads |
| Davante Adams | Wednesdavante Adams |
| David Johnson, ARI | Any Given Sundavid |
| DeAndre Hopkins | My De-nner with DeAndre |
| Delanie Walker | Delanie or the Tiger |
| DeMarco Murray | DeMarco the Beast |
| Demaryius Thomas | Eat, Drink, and Demaryius |
| Derek Carr, OAK | A Derek Carr the Beautiful |
| Derrick Henry | Oiler Derrick |
| DeSean Jackson | Piece of De Jackson |
| Devante Parker | Devante’s Inferno |
| Devonta Freeman | Devonta suck your blood |
| Dez Bryant | Dezert Storm |
| Donte Moncrief | Donte’s Inferno |
| Doug Baldwin | Win, Lose, or Bald |
| Doug Martin | Doug Martini, Shaken not Stirred |
| Drew Brees, NO | Nancy Drew Myster-Brees |
| Emmanuel Sanders | Emmanuel Transmission |
| Eric Decker | Upper Decker |
| Ezekiel Elliott | American Elliott |
| Frank Gore | Frank Gore Wat |
| Golden Tate | Tate Misbehavin’ |
| Greg Olsen | Living in Olsen |
| Hunter Henry | Hunter Henry Hippos |
| Isaiah Crowell | That Didn’t Cro so Well |
| Jameis Winston, TB | Famous Jameis |
| Jamison Crowder | Crowder Pleaser |
| Jarvis Landry | Amos n’ Landry |
| Jay Ajayi | Ajayi Teenage Riot |
| Jimmy Graham | Insta-Graham |
| Joe Mixon | Mixon, Mixoff |
| John Brown | Don’t Eat the John Brown Acid |
| Jordan Howard | Howard to your mother |
| Jordan Reed | Reed Knows No Bounds |
| Jordy Nelson | Fjordy Nelson |
| Julian Edelman | Family Julians |
| Julio Jones, ATL | With Friends Like This, Julio Needs Enemies |
| Keenan Allen | Keen Juli-Allen |
| Kelvin Benjamin | I hope you like Benjamin, too |
| Kenny Britt | Kenny Wise and Brown Foolish |
| Kirk Cousins, WAS | Kirk More |
| Kyle Rudolph | Rudolph Awakening |
| Lamar Miller | Lady Mar-millerde |
| Larry Fitzgerald | Fitzgerald’s Game |
| Le’Veon Bell | Le’ved by the Bell |
| LeGarette Blount | More Stick than LeGarette |
| Leonard Fournette | Dream of Crabtree Fournette cation |
| LeSean McCoy | McCoy-age of the Damned |
| Marcus Mariota, TEN | Mariota Little Lamb |
| Mark Ingram | Mark Ing My Territory |
| Martavis Bryant | You Think You’re So Smartavis |
| Matt Ryan, ATL | Nig Rog Ryan Get a Drew Breesy |
| Matthew Stafford, DET | More than You Can Stafford |
| Melvin Gordon | Gordonary people |
| Michael Thomas | Michael Thom’s Cabin |
| Michael Thomas | Michael Drop |
| Mike Evans, TB | My Heavens, Mike Evans! |
| Mike Gillislee | Stuffed to the Gillis |
| Mike Wallace | Bouncing off the Wallace |
| Odell Beckham, Jr, NYG | Odell in a Handbasket |
| Paul Perkins | No Perkins on the Dance Floor |
| Phillip Rivers, SD | Phillips Head Screwd-rivers |
| Pierre Garcon | Serial Garconist |
| Randall Cobb | Randall in the Wind |
| Rob Gronkowski | Gronkowski Resort |
| Russell Wilson, SEA | Last Wilson Testament |
| Sammy Watkins | Blood is thicker than Watkins |
| Spencer Ware | Pez Dis-spencer |
| Stefon Diggs | Check out My New Diggs |
| T.Y. Hilton | T.Y. in Sam Hilton |
| Terrelle Pryor | Pryor Offenses |
| Terrence West | Terrence Just Don’t Understand |
| Tevin Coleman | Coleman’ers daughter |
| Tom Brady, NE | Don’t be a Brady, Lacy, just be a Lacy, Brady |
| Travis Kelce | Have Gun – Will Travis |
| Ty Montgomery | Gomery Bears |
| Tyreek Hill | Tyreek of Failure |
| Tyrell Williams | Tyrell Fire |
| Willie Snead | Willie Snead in the Groin |
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