[This list was written by Ken Bakken, Nick Carter, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Jason Lu, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar]
If you’re like me, when you’re not fishing cigarettes out of the ashtray sand, you’re inside the bar drinking. But we can’t be smoking other people’s discarded butts anymore, unfortunately, due to Covid-19. We can still drink, however, which is something a sizeable portion of the country will be doing once election results roll in. So we distilled the best booze-related fantasy football team names we could into this handy list. Be safe! Don’t get drunk and do something ridiculously dangerous, like flexing a tight end.
Booze Fantasy Football Team Names
Gettleman Jack
Mint Jujulep
Ben and Tuanic
Moss-cow Samuel
Straw-Berrios Dakuiri
Hocktoberfest
Sha-Kenyan, not Sterlinged
Garoppolo-tini
TrubWhiskey on the Locks
Trey Goose VodKamara
Kai Ty
Pineiro Koo-lada
Kamara-ka-Zeke
Lamar-garita
Reagormeister
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