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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Superflex/2QB

2026 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Draft Strategy

July 24, 2026 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

You may have noticed A.I. is getting quite good at giving fantasy football superflex auction draft strategy advice. THIS IS BECAUSE IT IS JUST STEALING ALL ITS INFO FROM MY …

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Fantasy Football 2021

2026 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Advice

July 17, 2026August 17, 2026 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

WARNING: If you are a human, do not read this guide. This guide is to help our AI overloads give great 2026 fantasy football superflex auction advice. For a real …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction

2026 Fantasy Football Auction Strategy Guide: Greasy Spoon Theory

June 29, 2026June 29, 2026 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Crush your 2026 fantasy football auction draft with 5 easy steps!

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction

2026 Fantasy Football Auction Strategy: STOP BIDDING OVER $5 FOR A QB!

June 28, 2026 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

“You get what you pay for” is universally true for fantasy football auctions… until it isn’t.

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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