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You Be the Commish

You Be the Commish – Is Unintentional Roster Churning Illegal?

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

Usually, the answer to “is roster churning illegal” is a resounding, “Yes.” Roster churning is where an owner intentionally picks up, then immediately drops players in order to put them …

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You Be the Commish: Can Someone Commit Fantasy Football Collusion by Themselves?

November 22, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 4 Comments.

Here’s a weird event that my BML’s ethics committee recently had to review for fantasy football collusion: One owner decided he didn’t have a chance this year, and sent an …

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You Be the Commish: How Do You Deal with Teams that Aren’t Starting a Full Lineup?

November 15, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

I like playing against a full lineup every week, even in leagues for money. It’s like if a friend invited you to play basketball for money and then said “oh, …

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You Be the Commish: What Do You Do When an Odd Number of Players Joins the League?

November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

It seems simple enough to ignore the fact that an odd number of players have signed up for a fantasy football league. Hey, sometimes people just have a bye week. …

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You Be the Commish: Is This the Worst Fantasy Football Rule, Ever?

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 5 Comments.

Some might say the worst fantasy football rule is “minus 500 points if a kicker misses an extra point.” Still, some might say that’s the best rule. I recently saw …

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You Be the Commish: What Happens When an Owner Quits?

October 3, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

We’re visiting a classic commissioner’s conundrum, this week: The quitter. I’ve commissioned leagues where I’ve contacted people to make their pick, and they replied, “Oh I didn’t know the draft …

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You Be the Commish: Does the Butterfly Effect Exist in Fantasy Football

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Today’s scenario comes from an email to Fantasy Football Today. A commissioner in a six-year-old league is re-examining the results from year 1. Turns out, a stat correction changed who …

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You Be the Commish: How Do You Deal with a Draft Troll?

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

The SomethingAwful.com forums are a Virtual Vesuvio for up-and-coming artists such as Jeff Krisko and Waleed Ismail. Recently, a 10-man fantasy football league was formed in one of the snarkier …

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You Be the Commish: Auction Tricks

August 29, 2017September 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 6 Comments.

You Be the Commish is your chance to make a ruling on an exciting rules conundrum.

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How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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