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2024 Week 8

2024 Week 8 / 2024 Week 9 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 8 Cut List: Singletary, more like Single-Digit Carries, Folks

October 29, 2024October 28, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

It’s week nine, and we are about to hit the thick of the Byes. That means that cutting players to get the new hotness off of the waiver wire will …

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Mark Andrews Baltimore Ravens
2024 Week 8 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2024

2024 Week 8 Absurdity Check: Bo Nix, Mark Andrews, and J.K. Dobbins!

October 28, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Next week’s action marks the halfway point of the NFL regular season, meaning we are halfway done with our fantasy leagues. With the fantasy playoffs looming, things are gaining clarity …

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Cole Kmet Chicago Bears Tight End Sleeper
2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Starts & Sits of the Week: Tua Tagovailoa, Nick Chubb, Marvin Harrison Jr., and More!

October 26, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

My apologies for the lack of articles the past two weeks, if you listen to the podcast you’ll know that I sank to the bottom of a pond after getting …

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2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

2024 Fantasy Football Week 8 Streaming Defenses: Rattling Rattler

October 25, 2024 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know it is essential to winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, what are you …

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Tua Tagovailoa Miami Dolphins quarterback sleepers
2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

2024 Week 8 Preview AKA “McGroans, Now Without E. Coli!”

October 25, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko review the Return of Puka Nacua & Cooper Kupp and discuss all the games on the full week 8 slate.

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2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Sleepers

2024 Week 8 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Providing You With 200% of Your FDA Allowance of W’s

October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Call the NFL today’s Tom Sawyer, because we get high on them, and also the changes aren’t permanent… but change is. We have tons of things that have changed across …

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Jalen Hurts Philadelphia Eagles HEADER IMAGE
2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 8 NFL Gambling Lines

October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 7 Cut List: Why Do We Still Roster Titans’ Receivers?

October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We are now halfway through the fantasy football regular season, and significant injuries and disappointments to cleave from our fantasy football rosters to go get Russell Wilson, Tank Bigsby, and …

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Tua Tagovailoa
2024 Week 8 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 8 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet:

October 22, 2024 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week seven of the 2024 NFL season is over and there is no way we can have more injuries, right? WRONG! DK Metcalf? DEAD! Brandon Aiyuk? DEAD! Nick Chubb! HE’S …

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David Njoku Cleveland Browns
2024 Week 7 / 2024 Week 8 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2024

Fantasy Football Week 7 Absurdity Check: Tank Bigsby, the Colts, and the Browns (again!)

October 21, 2024October 20, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week seven of the NFL season was a truly bizarre one. Russell Wilson might be good? The Niners might be bad? And the Jags’ demise might have been exaggerated. We’re …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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