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2024 Week 2

2024 Week 2 / 2024 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week Three Cut List: Grin and Bear It

September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Two weeks of NFL action are in the books, and it has been a bloodbath. Puka Nacua, Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Kupp, and Deebo Samuel will all miss week three… and …

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Terry McLaurin Washington Commanders
2024 Week 2 / 2024 Week 3 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2024

2024 Week 2 Absurdity Check: Terry McLaurin, Jameson Williams, The Broncos Running Backs & Mike Gesicki

September 16, 2024September 16, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With only the Eagles and the Falcons left to go at it tonight, we have a near-complete slate of 15 games to overreact. Is Marvin Harrison Jr. going to the …

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Najee Harris Pittsburgh Steelers
2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Start or Sit

Fantasy Football Week 2 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 14, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to the start/sit spectacular! First, I would like to apologize to Jayden Daniels and Cooper Kupp. I shouldn’t have faded them last week, that’s my bad and I …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview & BUF/MIA TNF Recap AKA “One-Hand Touch is Woke Nonsense”

September 14, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly review Bills-Dolphins and take a look forward to the full slate of week two fantasy football action! You can find the weekly review …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024

2024 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleepers: What If Tyler Higbee Was a Cool Dude?

September 13, 2024September 13, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

With Thursday Night Football in the books, it’s time for everyone’s favorite weekly post, the weekly sleepers! And by everyone, I mean me. This is my favorite article. Why? It’s …

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2024 Week 2 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2024 / Sleepers

2024 Fantasy Football Week 2 Defenses to Stream: Bolts, Colts & Dolts

September 12, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 2 NFL Gambling Lines

September 11, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week Two Cut List: Missing Cousins

September 10, 2024September 10, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We all want to add the next hot thing from the waiver wire. After all, Isaiah Likely, or J.K. Dobbins, or even Rashid Shaheed, could prove to be league winners …

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2024 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Waiver Wire

2024 Fantasy Football Week 2 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet

September 10, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week one of the 2024 NFL season is over and time is a flat circle. We think we’ve done our research right and then out of nowhere, the New England …

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2024 Week 1 / 2024 Week 2 / Absurdity Check

2024 Week 1 Absurdity Check: Kirk Cousins, Tank Dell, Dalton Kincaid & the Carolina Panthers

September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week one of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books, and it was a doozy. There were busts all over the place. Only eight QBs threw for more than …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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