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2023 Week 3

2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 5 Preview! AKA “De’Von Raising Acains”

October 7, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Many apologies for the radio silence this week, we’ve had a rough week personally, and we appreciate everyone’s patience! Waleed Ismail returns to create the Chaos Configuration with Walker Kelly …

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2023 Week 3 / 2023 Week 4 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 4 Cut List: Brandin Cooked

September 26, 2023September 25, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

No matter how poorly your weekend went, you didn’t have one nearly as bad as the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears. But, much like the Bears and the Dolphins, it’s …

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2023 Week 3 / 2023 Week 4 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 3 Absurdity Check: Jordan Love, Kendre Miller & Dalton Kincaid

September 25, 2023September 24, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week three of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books! And the Miami Dolphins are the talk of the town, scoring ten touchdowns to break the NFL record for …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 3 Fantasy Football Sleepers: Time To Meet Your Baker

September 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week three of the NFL season is here, and it’s hard to find a more brutal two-week stretch to start a season for fantasy starters. If you don’t have a …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 3 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 23, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 3 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Justin Fields, Nico Collins & More!

September 23, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

After going 8/16 in Week 1, Week 2 treated us better with an 8/12 performance. That brings the start/sit series to 16/28 (57%) on the season. Let’s keep it rolling …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 3 Preview! AKA “Mike Check, One-Two”

September 23, 2023September 23, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing all of the week three slate! Check out our YouTube channel every Saturday as …

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2023 Week 3 / Defense / Fantasy Football 2023

Week Three Defense Fantasy Football

September 21, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league.  If you haven’t read it, …

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2023 Week 2 / 2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Fantasy Football Week 3 Waiver Wire Cheat Sheet: Hunting for Henry

September 19, 2023 - by Waleed Ismail - Leave a Comment

Week two of the 2023 NFL season is over and the Grim Reaper is coming for your team. Aaron Rodgers? Dead! Saquon Barkley? Dead! Your fantasy football playoff hopes? That …

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2023 Week 3 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Waiver Wire

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 2 Cut List: More Like Sham Fakers

September 19, 2023September 19, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Two weeks of the NFL season are in the books, and we’ve already seen some spectacular ups and downs, heartbreaking losses & incredible comebacks, and that’s just the New York …

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2023 Week 2 / 2023 Week 3 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 2 Absurdity Check: Puka Nacua, Hunter Henry, the G*ddamn Jets, & More!

September 18, 2023September 18, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Most of week two of the NFL season is in the books and to be honest with you? It was pretty good! We saw a lot of good things today, …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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