(The 2019 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names list was also co-authored by Evan Hoovler, Jeff Krisko, and Bryan Sclar)
There has been a huge demand for our Halloween-themed fantasy football team names, so we kept our team name production plant open late into the season, but we spilled over into Thanksgiving team names, because we kept the plant open way too late. Anyway, here are some bad jokes you can make to your grandma as she smiles politely and feigns understanding.
2019 Thanksgiving Fantasy Football Team Names
| Player | Team Name |
| Harrison Butker | Butkerball Turkey |
| Noah Fant | L-tryptoFant |
| Eli Apple | Eli Apple Pie |
| Khalil Mack | Khalil Mack n Cheese |
| Kenny Golladay | Kenny Gobble-Day |
| Golden Tate | Yukon Golden Po-Tate-toes |
| Deshaun Watson | Plymouth PlantDeshaun |
| Frank Gore, Frank Clark | Giving Franks |
| Zane Gonzalez, Deon Cain, Dak Prescott | Zanes, Cains, and Prescottomobiles |
| Miami Dolphins Players | Miami Dolphins Giving Tanks |
| Cooper Kupp, Amari Cooper | Cooperl Onions |
| A.J. Green, Matt Cassel | A.J. Green Bean Cassel-role |
| Nick Chubb | Nick Chubby Belly |
| Harrison Butker, Darren Sproles | Butkered Sproles |
| San Francisco 49ers Players | Kyle Shanahand me Seconds |
| Dalvin Cook | Dalvin Cook Your Turkey to an Internal Temp of 165 Degrees |
| Kirk Cousins | Kirk Unwanted Cousins |
| Baker Mayfield | Baker Mayflower |
| Tony Pollard | Tony Pollard Greens |
| Miles Sanders | Miles from Home Sanders |
| James Bradberry | James Bradberry Chutney |
| Derek Carr | Turkey Carr-ving Knife |
| Travis Kelce | Kelce Ya Next Year Uncle Norm! |
| Julian Edelman | Julienned Edelman |
| George Kittle | George Kittlins |
| Will Fuller | Will I am Fuller Than You |
| Terry McLaurin | Cran-Terry Sauce |
| Paul Perkins | Happy Perky Day |
And it doesn’t fit as a team name, but it’s 100% true: “Brian Hoyer is physically incapable of throwing a football without doing a double pump”…kin pie
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