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NFL Draft 2024

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Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup & 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA “Michael Joydon Daniels”

March 9, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast – Post-Draft Rookie Review, Part 1 AKA “Too Quick Through the Hole”

May 14, 2024May 14, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly, and Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their rookie ranks from 1 through 12. If you want 13 through 24, you can check it out on our …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Minnesota Vikings

May 9, 2024June 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Minnesota Vikings made one major fantasy football-relevant move in the draft, and I already wrote about the J.J. McCarthy acquisition in our Round One Instant Reactions piece. So, what …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / Green Bay Packers / NFL Draft 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Green Bay Packers

May 8, 2024May 6, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Green Bay Packers didn’t need a lot on offense this draft, as they feel good about the corps of receivers they have, as well as new running back Josh …

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Detroit Lions / Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Detroit Lions

May 7, 2024May 5, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Detroit Lions decided that they needed to punch teams in the mouth, even harder, after their NFC Championship Game loss. As such, they didn’t do much in the way …

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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Chicago Bears

May 6, 2024May 5, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Chicago Bears were the biggest winners of the 2024 NFL Draft, suddenly getting not just a budding superstar quarterback, but his WR1 for the next decade (once their bevy …

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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Seattle Seahawks

May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Seahawks uprooted their core, moving on from long-team head coach Pete Carroll and installing Mike MacDonald as their head coach. They also lost the heart and soul of the …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Rookie Roundup 2024 / San Francisco 49ers

2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The San Francisco 49ers

May 4, 2024May 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 49ers spent the few weeks leading up to the draft talking all about how they’re not saying they’re going to trade a wide receiver, they’re just saying, you know, …

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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Los Angeles Rams

May 3, 2024May 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Rams had a first-round pick for the first time since Jared Goff, and they used that (and their second-rounder) on defensive Seminoles. When all was said and done, they …

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2024 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: The Arizona Cardinals

May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The Cardinals had themselves quite a draft, it felt like they had their name called every third pick in the first couple of days of the draft. In the end, …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 130: On Deadly Ground

April 27, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk Seagal, and have a roundtable discussion about the first 100 picks of the NFL Draft!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024

2024 NFL Draft Fantasy Football Instant Reactions: All In My Ass

April 25, 2024April 26, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The first round of the 2024 NFL Draft has come and gone, and this one was bonkers. Zero nixes were supposed to go in the top fifteen, and both Bo …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: The First & Only NFL Mock Draft Ever

April 22, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko develop a new idea: pretending they’re running NFL teams doing the draft. Crazy!

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NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFL Draft Wide Receiver Preview, Part 2 AKA “So Many Pigeons in that Hole”

April 17, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko empty their notebooks on wide receivers ranked outside the top five at the position.

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Wide Receiver Draft Preview, Part 1 AKA “You’re Gonna Be Mad, and It’s Good Content”

April 4, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko take a look at the top of the 2024 NFL draft-eligible wide receiver crop. They’re SO much better than the running backs, you …

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 124: COMBINE DAY

March 17, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

It’s the THfantaC Fantasy Analyst Combine: listen to your favorite analysts compete in a series of drills, plus some prospect talk, home invasion, and Grounded for Life discourse!

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Fantasy Football 2024 / NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

THfantaC Episode 121.5: “Badd McHonkey”

February 25, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Part two finds our crew going over light/heavy boxes, sneaky fast WRs, bad tight ends, and the Warsaw resistance, done entirely in Esperanto!

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NFL Draft 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Rookie Quarterbacks, Part 1 AKA “Usually, He Looks Normal”

February 25, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko take a look at Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, Jayden Daniels, J.J. McCarthy, Michael Penix, Bo Nix, Jordan Travis and Gavin Hardison in part …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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