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2023 Week 1

2023 Week 1 / 2023 Week 2 / Fantasy Football 2023

Fantasy Football 2023 Week 1 Cut List: More Achilles for the Achilles God

September 12, 2023September 11, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2023 fantasy football season is on us, and while Waleed Ismail has you set up for who you should add, I am here to be the fantasy Grim Reaper, …

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Kyle Pitts Atlanta Falcons
2023 Week 1 / 2023 Week 2 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

2023 Week 1 Absurdity Check: Dameon Pierce, Kyle Pitts, and More

September 11, 2023September 10, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

NFL football is back! And with it, fantasy football is also back. After one week, we all have slots on our roster that are causing us agita, anxiety, and irritation. …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!”

September 9, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Apologies for getting this one late to you folks, we had some technical issues on this. Walker Kelly and Jeff Krisko talk about Thursday Night Football as well as previewing …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Sleepers

2023 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleepers: A Tucker, A Baker, A Candlestick Maker

September 8, 2023September 8, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The fantasy football season is finally here, and ideally, you shouldn’t need to get ahold of anyone to bolster your roster at this point. But, maybe you punted a tight …

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James Conner Arizona Cardinals
2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2023 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines with Tony

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Start or Sit

2023 Week 1 Fantasy Football Starts & Sits: Daniel Jones, Rachaad White, Gerald Everett & More!

September 8, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

*nice old man voice* Hello, and welcome to Football Absurdity. You are reading the first installment of Big Daddy Drix’s 2023 Start/Sit Spectacular. We truly hope you enjoy this series! …

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2023 Week 1 / Absurdity Check / Fantasy Football 2023

Week 1 Thursday Night Football Absurdity Check: Rashee Rice, Jahymr Gibbs, and Jerick McKinnon

September 8, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Well, the Kansas City Chiefs did it. They successfully defended their title, with the Lions putting up a valia—wait. They won? Hold on. The Lions? No way. That rips. Anyway. …

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2023 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2023 / Podcasts / Start or Sit

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2023 Week 1 Rankings! AKA “That’s Cright”

September 6, 2023September 7, 2023 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko review Walker Kelly’s ranks and preview the first game of the season with the Lions-Chiefs start or sit players. After this they debut their first …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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