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Author: Robert Monroe

Week 10 FAAB
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Week 10 FAABsolutely FAABuous Football FAABsurdity: I’m so depressed

November 7, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - Leave a Comment

People have asked me about the week 10 FAAB recommendations, even though my wife is still dead, by the way.  

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Injury report for NFL week 5
Comedy / Injury Reports

So, My Wife Died Last Night: A Week 5 NFL Injury Report

October 4, 2017November 8, 2017 - by Robert Monroe - 6 Comments.

She had been ill for some time. Last night I was asked to give the consent to take her off life support. She looked at me before she died, with …

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Salary Cap Drafts

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Robert Monroe - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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