This beer-themed fantasy team names list written by: Ken Bakken, Evan Hoovler, Joseph Leszkowicz, Nick Carter, Amanda Rez, and Bryan Sclar
If you like fantasy football, you’ll LOVE feeling soul-crushing sorrow. Some of us cope with this by consuming beer. I’m actually in a league with an entry fee of $50 of craft beer, and after the season we mail it to the winners. I love going to my nerd beer bar (shoutout to Rainier Growlers, if you live in Puyallup you need to check this place out). I meticulously piece together $50 worth of the greatest hop concoctions this Yakima-adjacent town has to offer. It’s a great excuse for why I’m 3-6 in that league. That league goes through beer-themed team names like I go through, well, 12-ounce cans, so let’s get to it!
Beer Fantasy Football Team Names
Cam Adams Gronk-toberfest
Michel-obe Schultz-tra
Hill-Waller-key’s Prest
S-Tee-l Reeks-Irv
Odell-o Especi-Allen
S-Bell-a Carr-tois
Helaire-Hogan-t Bass-tard
Newt Bell-gium Fant Tyre
Geneceede Kareem Ale
Moss Drew-l
Patrick-ico Clara
Stefon-ders Golliday IPA
Young-L-Ingram Zack & Tann
Gore-ona Ekstra
The Malcomist Burkhead-y Topper
Perineken
Edwards For-Tee Hands
Ginn-ess Traut
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