You may have been rooting for the wrong team, all these years!
That’s where Football Absurdity has you covered: A no-nonsense, no-hugbox personality test that has been shown to accurately express your uniqueness in the form of a generic NFL team stereotype. Most personality tests are inappropriate for modern America, because they are sometimes optimistic. But not ours, we have carefully balanced our test results to be both “grim” while simultaneously providing a healthy dose of “dark.” Enjoy!
As a bonus, the test is slightly different every time you take it!
Question 1:
Which phrase best describes your patriotism?