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2018 Rookie Roundup / 2019 Player Profile / Arizona Cardinals / Fantasy Football 2019 / Wide Receiver

Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Christian Kirk Player Profile

July 21, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Evan Hoovler

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Comedy / Fantasy Football Auction

The Worst Fantasy Football Auction of All Time

September 7, 2017September 7, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 2 Comments.

The train pulled into the station at Chenati, India.

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Fantasy Football / Fantasy Football Auction / You Be the Commish

You Be the Commish: Auction Tricks

August 29, 2017September 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 6 Comments.

You Be the Commish is your chance to make a ruling on an exciting rules conundrum.

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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