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2024 Week 1

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2024 Week 1 Absurdity Check: Kirk Cousins, Tank Dell, Dalton Kincaid & the Carolina Panthers

September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week one of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books, and it was a doozy. There were busts all over the place. Only eight QBs threw for more than …

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Taysom Hill New Orleans Saints
2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024

Fantasy Football Week 1 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 7, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

As the cooling winds of autumn commence, so does the NFL season, and as such I have returned from a long hiatus to bring you starts and sits once again. …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “You Can’t Be Blocking Like That, White Baby”

September 7, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Sleepers

2024 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleepers: More Like Gee-Yes, Smith

September 5, 2024September 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We did it, folks. We made it through the long, hard offseason. We had our drafts and we came out loving our teams! We were ready to take on the …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines

September 4, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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2024 Auction/Salary Cap Strategy / Fantasy Football 2024 / Fantasy Football Auction

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024 - by Evan Hoovler - Leave a Comment

Welcome! I’m glad you found us: We are Football Absurdity, and we study auction/salary cap drafts more than anyone else. Heck, I’m mocking right now (it’s making it really hard …

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

Josh Allen Buffalo Bills Fantasy Football AFC Chamionship Game AFC Wild Card AFC Divisional Round Quarterbacks

One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

Gyro RB: The Key to Winning Your 2023 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Leagues

July 12, 2023

Evan Hoovler’s 2023 Auction (Salary Cap) Draft Values: 12-Team Leagues

July 7, 2023

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