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2024 Week 1 / 2024 Week 2 / Absurdity Check

2024 Week 1 Absurdity Check: Kirk Cousins, Tank Dell, Dalton Kincaid & the Carolina Panthers

September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Week one of the NFL season is (mostly) in the books, and it was a doozy. There were busts all over the place. Only eight QBs threw for more than …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024

Fantasy Football Week 1 Starts & Sits of the Week!

September 7, 2024 - by Walker Kelly - Leave a Comment

As the cooling winds of autumn commence, so does the NFL season, and as such I have returned from a long hiatus to bring you starts and sits once again. …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Podcasts

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “You Can’t Be Blocking Like That, White Baby”

September 7, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Jeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Sleepers

2024 Week 1 Fantasy Football Sleepers: More Like Gee-Yes, Smith

September 5, 2024September 3, 2024 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We did it, folks. We made it through the long, hard offseason. We had our drafts and we came out loving our teams! We were ready to take on the …

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2024 Week 1 / Fantasy Football 2024 / Gambling

The Degenerate’s Gambit: 2024 Week 1 NFL Gambling Lines

September 4, 2024September 11, 2024 - by Tony Martin - Leave a Comment

Welcome back to The Degenerates Gambit! Once again, please remember that these articles are for fun, and while I love writing them and gambling on football, if you or someone …

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Fantasy Football 2025 / Fantasy Football Auction

Fantasy Football Auction Drafts: The All $1 Team

August 12, 2025August 12, 2025 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

We’ve all been there. You’re in an auction draft, and your team looks great! Wow, Ja’Marr Chase, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Ashton Jeanty? What a squad! Well, congratulations on spending all …

The Ultimate 2025 Fantasy Football Auction Draft Guide and Auction Values Chart

July 26, 2025

How to Win Your 2024 Fantasy Football Superflex Auction League (in 2 Easy Steps)

August 23, 2024August 24, 2024

Do You Nominate a Player You Want Early in a 2024 Fantasy Football Auction/Salary Cap Draft? YES!

July 16, 2024August 11, 2024

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One-Step Fantasy Football Superflex Auction Strategy

August 25, 2023

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