We Have a Draft Kit and It’s Only $7 (or free!)

People have been demanding we sell a draft kit. Our creditors mostly, but some fans asked for it, too. So we’ve made a huge kit packed with critical information to help you win your leagues, and help us pay for our server upgrade to keep Beersheets flowing.

The kit contains:

  • Rookie Roundups and Sleeper, Breakout & Bust predictions for all 32 teams updated weekly
  • Five key statistics to remember from the 2019 season for every single team in 2020. Five… times thirty-two… 160 key statistics!
  • 150 stat-filled player profiles (more to come!)
  • Auction values

Here is a sample of what you can get, with the Philadelphia Eagles!

There are 3 ways to get the kit:

1. Sign up for our FanDuel.com promotion:
New FanDuel subscribers who subscribe at FanDuel.com/footballabsurdity and make a $10 deposit will get a free $5 to play with at Fan Duel as well as a copy of our draft kit. Merely email footballabsurdity@gmail.com with your username and we will confirm your signup and deposit, and send you out your draft kit!

2. Become a $3 member of our Patreon.

3. PayPal $7 to footballabsurdity@gmail.com. Be sure to include an email address so we can send you the kit pdf and paywalled site access passwords.


Whether you order or not, thanks a bunch for being a Beersheets aficionado & Football Absurdity reader!