We Have a Draft Kit and It’s Only $7

People have been demanding we sell a draft kit. Our creditors mostly, but some fans asked for it, too. So we’ve made a huge kit packed with critical information to help you win your leagues, and help us pay for our server upgrade to keep Beersheets flowing.

The kit contains:

  • Rookie Roundups and Sleeper, Breakout & Bust predictions for all 32 teams.
  • Five key statistics to remember from the 2021 season for every single team in 2022. Five… times thirty-two… 160 key statistics!
  • 160 stat-filled player profiles (with more to come!)
  • Salary Cap Draft Values using Evan Hoovler’s time-tested “actually doing salary cap drafts” system!

And this isn’t some namby-pamby wham bam thank you dedicated purchaser of the kit draft kit! No siree Bob, this bad boy gets updated once a week all throughout the preseason! That means you get up-to-date information about whatever heinous acts NFL players are getting away with this time!

Here is a sample of what you can get, with the Philadelphia Eagles!

There are two ways to get this amazing 220+ page draft kit!

  1. Become a $3 member of our Patreon.  Not only will you get access to this award-winning kit (the award is Best Draft Kit We’ve Made This Season), but you will also get access to every episode of the Football Absurdity Podcast, which airs twice a week during the regular season previewing and recapping everything you need to know about the 2022 NFL season for fantasy football!
  2. PayPal $7 to footballabsurdity@gmail.com. Be sure to include an email address so we can send you the kit PDF and include you on updated iterations of the kit!

Whether you order or not, thanks a bunch for being a Beersheets aficionado & Football Absurdity reader!