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Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans / Sleepers

Protected: 2019 Fantasy Football Sleeper, Breakout & Bust: Houston Texans

July 30, 2019August 12, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko

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2019 Rookie Roundup / Fantasy Football 2019 / Houston Texans

2019 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Houston Texans

June 28, 2019 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

The 2019 NFL Draft is in the rearview mirror, and it’s time for the next part of the NFL calendar. That’s right… massive, rampant speculation! They will go through drills …

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2018 Rookie Roundup / AFC South / Fantasy Football 2018 / Houston Texans

2018 Fantasy Football Rookie Roundup: Houston Texans

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Finally, we come to the AFC South and the Houston Texans. The Texans had the most eye-popping five-game stretch of any team last season as Deshaun Watson set the league …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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