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NFC / Super Bowl

NFC Super Bowl Prediction: Not-so-Exotic Smash Mouth

September 6, 2017September 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Yesterday, I put up my thoroughly-vetted AFC predictions. The process is simple: Using Madden 18’s player stats, I created quarterbacks for all 16 teams in a wrestling game. Then I …

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AFC / Comedy / Super Bowl

AFC Super Bowl Prediction: One Brawl to Rule Them All

September 5, 2017September 6, 2017 - by Evan Hoovler - 1 Comment

Using Madden 18, I took stats for each of the 16 AFC starting quarterbacks and made them into wrestlers. Then, I held a Royal Rumble to determine who would get …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by Jeff Krisko - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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