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Author: A Bitter Racist Banana

Injury Reports

Week 13 NFL Injury Report – What’s Brown-and-Yellow-and-Bigoted-All-over?

November 30, 2017December 1, 2017 - by A Bitter Racist Banana - 2 Comments.

I’ve been tasked with writing the week 13 NFL injury report, despite the fact that my mere literacy transcends the boundaries of modern science. But I’m not bitter, no ho-ho, …

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Fantasy Football 2026 / Fantasy Football Auction / Podcasts

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

September 4, 2026 - by A Bitter Racist Banana - Leave a Comment

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

August 27, 2026August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

August 26, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

August 21, 2026August 25, 2026

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

August 20, 2026August 20, 2026

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