Episode List

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Preview AKA “Joey Funyuns”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 2:07:30

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="I1bklysunS"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/11/07/football-absurdity-podcast-week-9-preview-aka-joey-funyuns/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Preview AKA &#8220;Joey Funyuns&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/11/07/football-absurdity-podcast-week-9-preview-aka-joey-funyuns/embed/#?secret=I1bklysunS" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 9 Preview AKA &#8220;Joey Funyuns&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="I1bklysunS" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week 9, and Jeff has a weird nervous meltdown about the Browns??

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA “Rasheed Rice… Rasheed Rice”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:50:26

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="XnRf9VMafy"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/23/football-absurdity-podcast-week-7-preview-aka-rasheed-rice-rasheed-rice/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA &#8220;Rasheed Rice&#8230; Rasheed Rice&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/23/football-absurdity-podcast-week-7-preview-aka-rasheed-rice-rasheed-rice/embed/#?secret=XnRf9VMafy" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA &#8220;Rasheed Rice&#8230; Rasheed Rice&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="XnRf9VMafy" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker & Jeff discuss all of week seven’s action!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA “Corn Pop Douglas”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:48:35

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="tO9Rsip3Ow"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/16/football-absurdity-podcast-week-6-preview-aka-corn-pop-douglas/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA &#8220;Corn Pop Douglas&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/16/football-absurdity-podcast-week-6-preview-aka-corn-pop-douglas/embed/#?secret=tO9Rsip3Ow" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA &#8220;Corn Pop Douglas&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="tO9Rsip3Ow" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week six and laugh about Bo Nix being garbage Here’s that Nikola Jokic pass that we talked about: https://bsky.app/profile/ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social/post/3my23wfwf522x

Football Absurdity

Week 5 Preview AKA “Kyle Pitts Rizzed Up Baby Gronk”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 2:02:36

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="y6L76ev2vH"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/09/week-5-preview-aka-kyle-pitts-rizzed-up-baby-gronk/">Week 5 Preview AKA &#8220;Kyle Pitts Rizzed Up Baby Gronk&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/09/week-5-preview-aka-kyle-pitts-rizzed-up-baby-gronk/embed/#?secret=y6L76ev2vH" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Week 5 Preview AKA &#8220;Kyle Pitts Rizzed Up Baby Gronk&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="y6L76ev2vH" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker and Jeff review Thursday Night Football and preview all of week five’s fantasy football action!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Preview AKA “Dalton Rizzler”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:49:49

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="LtRBuHAISf"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/03/football-absurdity-podcast-week-4-preview-aka-dalton-rizzler/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Preview AKA &#8220;Dalton Rizzler&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/10/03/football-absurdity-podcast-week-4-preview-aka-dalton-rizzler/embed/#?secret=LtRBuHAISf" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Preview AKA &#8220;Dalton Rizzler&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="LtRBuHAISf" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff breaks down TNF and the week four slate

Football Absurdity

2026 Week 3 Preview AKA “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 2:17:22

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="yfQwDJ3jPi"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/25/2026-week-3-preview-aka-thank-you-for-your-attention-to-this-matter/">2026 Week 3 Preview AKA &#8220;THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/25/2026-week-3-preview-aka-thank-you-for-your-attention-to-this-matter/embed/#?secret=yfQwDJ3jPi" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 Week 3 Preview AKA &#8220;THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="yfQwDJ3jPi" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week three and review Thursday Night Football.

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview & TNF Review AKA “Beware the Bhayshul Tuten Industrial Complex”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:28:43

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="0u89yXJtCj"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/18/football-absurdity-podcast-week-2-preview-tnf-review-aka-beware-the-bhayshul-tuten-industrial-complex/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Beware the Bhayshul Tuten Industrial Complex&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/18/football-absurdity-podcast-week-2-preview-tnf-review-aka-beware-the-bhayshul-tuten-industrial-complex/embed/#?secret=0u89yXJtCj" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Beware the Bhayshul Tuten Industrial Complex&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="0u89yXJtCj" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker is on assignment, Mike is out being the world’s foremost Sacramento River Cats fan, and Jeff takes you around the NFL to discuss all fifteen games this weekend and …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA “I am Detroit Lions”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 2:19:18

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="Zw2eCsiluX"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/12/football-absurdity-podcast-week-1-preview-aka-i-am-detroit-lions/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA &#8220;I am Detroit Lions&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/12/football-absurdity-podcast-week-1-preview-aka-i-am-detroit-lions/embed/#?secret=Zw2eCsiluX" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA &#8220;I am Detroit Lions&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="Zw2eCsiluX" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff recap the NE/SEA and SF/LAR games, and then dive into the remainder of the week one slate!

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:46:56

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="n15wmbdG1r"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/04/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-9-the-mock-draft-aka-tony-comes-full-circle/">The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/09/04/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-9-the-mock-draft-aka-tony-comes-full-circle/embed/#?secret=n15wmbdG1r" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="n15wmbdG1r" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Preseason “Does it Matter” AKA “Jeremiyah Hate”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:16:00

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="vdNySZYSXN"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/27/football-absurdity-podcast-preseason-does-it-matter-aka-jeremiyah-hate/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Preseason &#8220;Does it Matter&#8221; AKA &#8220;Jeremiyah Hate&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/27/football-absurdity-podcast-preseason-does-it-matter-aka-jeremiyah-hate/embed/#?secret=vdNySZYSXN" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Preseason &#8220;Does it Matter&#8221; AKA &#8220;Jeremiyah Hate&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="vdNySZYSXN" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Jeff and Mike talk all the news that’s fit to print in the first two weeks of preseason (and some that isn’t), and finally play CHOPPED OR UNC

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 54:06

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="vocIwHmZJa"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/27/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-8-aav-targets-aka-replacing-tyler-higbee/">The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/27/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-8-aav-targets-aka-replacing-tyler-higbee/embed/#?secret=vocIwHmZJa" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="vocIwHmZJa" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 54:38

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="H38zeiS40r"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/26/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-7-bench-strategy-aka-dua-lipas-doula-duo/">The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa&#8217;s Doula Duo”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/26/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-7-bench-strategy-aka-dua-lipas-doula-duo/embed/#?secret=H38zeiS40r" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa&#8217;s Doula Duo”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="H38zeiS40r" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 47:00

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="ANG4DoaUlr"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/21/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-6-wide-receiver-strategies-aka-projer-goodell/">The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/21/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-6-wide-receiver-strategies-aka-projer-goodell/embed/#?secret=ANG4DoaUlr" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="ANG4DoaUlr" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 48:28

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="OZT97GIp9i"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/20/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-5-running-back-strategies-aka-justin-jeffries/">The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/20/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-5-running-back-strategies-aka-justin-jeffries/embed/#?secret=OZT97GIp9i" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do’s &#038; 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="OZT97GIp9i" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 – Quarterback & Tight End Strategies AKA “The Sourest of Balls”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 46:19

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="etaHSkSXB9"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/14/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-4-quarterback-tight-end-stragies-aka-the-sourest-of-balls/">The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 &#8211; Quarterback &#038; Tight End Strategies AKA &#8220;The Sourest of Balls&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/14/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-4-quarterback-tight-end-stragies-aka-the-sourest-of-balls/embed/#?secret=etaHSkSXB9" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 &#8211; Quarterback &#038; Tight End Strategies AKA &#8220;The Sourest of Balls&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="etaHSkSXB9" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 – Nominations & Bidding AKA “Anchor RB Babies”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 57:43

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="UgMKth7A13"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/13/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-3-nominations-bidding-aka-anchor-rb-babies/">The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 &#8211; Nominations &#038; Bidding AKA &#8220;Anchor RB Babies&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/13/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-3-nominations-bidding-aka-anchor-rb-babies/embed/#?secret=UgMKth7A13" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 &#8211; Nominations &#038; Bidding AKA &#8220;Anchor RB Babies&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="UgMKth7A13" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA “Rankth”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:44:33

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="rD3BwxEVKU"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/11/hello-sharks-2026-aka-rankth/">Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA &#8220;Rankth&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/11/hello-sharks-2026-aka-rankth/embed/#?secret=rD3BwxEVKU" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA &#8220;Rankth&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="rD3BwxEVKU" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile for 2026 …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 – Pre-Draft Prep & Auction Values AKA “Non-Union Gang Members”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:49:38

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="5ejav1rkva"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/07/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-2-pre-draft-prep-auction-valuaes/">The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 &#8211; Pre-Draft Prep &#038; Auction Values AKA &#8220;Non-Union Gang Members&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/07/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-2-pre-draft-prep-auction-valuaes/embed/#?secret=5ejav1rkva" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 &#8211; Pre-Draft Prep &#038; Auction Values AKA &#8220;Non-Union Gang Members&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="5ejav1rkva" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 – Introduction to Auctions AKA “Hammy Botox”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:37:25

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="Ux6gRYzk6o"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/06/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-1-introduction-to-auctions/">The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 &#8211; Introduction to Auctions AKA &#8220;Hammy Botox&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/08/06/the-10-dos-500-donts-of-auction-drafts-part-1-introduction-to-auctions/embed/#?secret=Ux6gRYzk6o" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;The 10 Do&#8217;s &#038; 500 Don&#8217;ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 &#8211; Introduction to Auctions AKA &#8220;Hammy Botox&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="Ux6gRYzk6o" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler …

Football Absurdity

Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA “Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:31:01

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="nfJ0ZADJ6i"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/07/22/fantasy-football-divisional-preview-afc-north-aka-dr-umar-cooper-jr/">Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA &#8220;Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/07/22/fantasy-football-divisional-preview-afc-north-aka-dr-umar-cooper-jr/embed/#?secret=nfJ0ZADJ6i" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA &#8220;Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="nfJ0ZADJ6i" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!

Football Absurdity

2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA “You Shough Me All Night Long”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:30:49

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="DcQgrDVVo8"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/07/09/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-afc-south-aka-you-shough-me-all-night-long/">2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA &#8220;You Shough Me All Night Long&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/07/09/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-afc-south-aka-you-shough-me-all-night-long/embed/#?secret=DcQgrDVVo8" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA &#8220;You Shough Me All Night Long&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="DcQgrDVVo8" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!

Football Absurdity

2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC North AKA “Honolulu Blue Light Special”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:47:37

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="f6mQZIQtB0"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/24/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-north-aka-honolulu-blue-light-special/">2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC North AKA “Honolulu Blue Light Special”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/24/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-north-aka-honolulu-blue-light-special/embed/#?secret=f6mQZIQtB0" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC North AKA “Honolulu Blue Light Special”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="f6mQZIQtB0" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff review the NFC North and its fantasy football bounty!

Football Absurdity

2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC East AKA “Bobby Kotick: The Most Evil?”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:23:51

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="cfN3dkAg4X"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/20/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-east-aka-bobby-kotick-the-most-evil/">2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC East AKA &#8220;Bobby Kotick: The Most Evil?&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/20/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-east-aka-bobby-kotick-the-most-evil/embed/#?secret=cfN3dkAg4X" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC East AKA &#8220;Bobby Kotick: The Most Evil?&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="cfN3dkAg4X" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff break down the NFC East for 2026 fantasy football leagues.

Football Absurdity

2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC West AKA “Pearl Milling Company Barner”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:46:22

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="6ko3SFCM92"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/04/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-west-aka-pearl-milling-company-barner/">2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC West AKA &#8220;Pearl Milling Company Barner&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/06/04/2026-fantasy-football-divisional-preview-nfc-west-aka-pearl-milling-company-barner/embed/#?secret=6ko3SFCM92" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: NFC West AKA &#8220;Pearl Milling Company Barner&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="6ko3SFCM92" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff preview all the fantasy football prospects in the NFC West for 2026!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Early Top Ten QB & RB AKA “Rayne Da-Clone-a Prescott”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:19:23

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="t4OXQzePsZ"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/05/20/football-absurdity-podcast-early-top-ten-qb-rb-aka-rayne-da-clone-a-prescott/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Early Top Ten QB &#038; RB AKA &#8220;Rayne Da-Clone-a Prescott&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/05/20/football-absurdity-podcast-early-top-ten-qb-rb-aka-rayne-da-clone-a-prescott/embed/#?secret=t4OXQzePsZ" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Early Top Ten QB &#038; RB AKA &#8220;Rayne Da-Clone-a Prescott&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="t4OXQzePsZ" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The usual suspects break down their early top-ten at running back and quarterback.

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Veteran Winners & Losers and Rookie Draft Top-18 AKA “Cry-ler Allgeier Cuck Chair”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:22:39

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="cfP2nTWzL1"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/05/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2026-nfl-draft-veteran-winners-losers-and-rookie-draft-top-18-aka-cry-ler-allgeier-cuck-chair/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Veteran Winners &#038; Losers and Rookie Draft Top-18 AKA &#8220;Cry-ler Allgeier Cuck Chair&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/05/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2026-nfl-draft-veteran-winners-losers-and-rookie-draft-top-18-aka-cry-ler-allgeier-cuck-chair/embed/#?secret=cfP2nTWzL1" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Veteran Winners &#038; Losers and Rookie Draft Top-18 AKA &#8220;Cry-ler Allgeier Cuck Chair&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="cfP2nTWzL1" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss the fallout from the 2026 NFL Draft. First, they review veteran winners & losers for 2026 fantasy football, and then they (briefly) go over their …

Football Absurdity

2026 NFL Round 1 Mock Draft! AKA “The Last of Us: Tactics”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:57:46

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="fea4ZPSCMa"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/04/20/2026-nfl-round-1-mock-draft-aka-the-last-of-us-tactics/">2026 NFL Round 1 Mock Draft! AKA &#8220;The Last of Us: Tactics&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/04/20/2026-nfl-round-1-mock-draft-aka-the-last-of-us-tactics/embed/#?secret=fea4ZPSCMa" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 NFL Round 1 Mock Draft! AKA &#8220;The Last of Us: Tactics&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="fea4ZPSCMa" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Often copied, never duplicated, the Football Absurdity original, a “mock draft!” In this, we take turns choosing for all 32 picks of the first round! Walker and Jeff will return on …

Football Absurdity

NFL Draft Preview, Part 5: RB, Pt. 1 AKA “Johnson Explodes through the Hole”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:53:53

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="JXHlC4Ad1i"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/04/06/nfl-draft-preview-part-5-rb-pt-1-aka-johnson-explodes-through-the-hole/">NFL Draft Preview, Part 5: RB, Pt. 1 AKA &#8220;Johnson Explodes through the Hole&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/04/06/nfl-draft-preview-part-5-rb-pt-1-aka-johnson-explodes-through-the-hole/embed/#?secret=JXHlC4Ad1i" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;NFL Draft Preview, Part 5: RB, Pt. 1 AKA &#8220;Johnson Explodes through the Hole&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="JXHlC4Ad1i" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

It’s Jeff’s flu game as he, Mike & Walker review the first seven running backs in their consensus ranks for 2026: Jeremiyah Love, Mike Washington, Jadarian Price, Jonah Coleman, Nick …

Football Absurdity

2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 3: Wide Receivers (Pt 1) AKA “Lemon Party”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:53:09

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="iF8MY4vD1Y"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/03/24/2026-nfl-draft-preview-part-3-wide-receivers-pt-1-aka-lemon-party/">2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 3: Wide Receivers (Pt 1) AKA &#8220;Lemon Party&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/03/24/2026-nfl-draft-preview-part-3-wide-receivers-pt-1-aka-lemon-party/embed/#?secret=iF8MY4vD1Y" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 3: Wide Receivers (Pt 1) AKA &#8220;Lemon Party&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="iF8MY4vD1Y" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to the rookie streets and discuss the first six wide receivers in their consensus ranks: Makai Lemon, Jordyn Tyson, Carnell Tate, Kevin “Kevin Concepcion” Concepcion, …

Football Absurdity

2026 NFL Free Agency Preview AKA “Football, Autistically”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:04:57

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="hcAXxG0amg"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/03/08/2026-nfl-free-agency-preview-aka-football-autistically/">2026 NFL Free Agency Preview AKA &#8220;Football, Autistically&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/03/08/2026-nfl-free-agency-preview-aka-football-autistically/embed/#?secret=hcAXxG0amg" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2026 NFL Free Agency Preview AKA &#8220;Football, Autistically&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="hcAXxG0amg" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff review the underwhelming upcoming free agency cropand give wishlist destinations for some of the players involved!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 1: Quarterbacks! AKA “A Series of Unfortunate Mac Jones Comps”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 00:55:17

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="w0FbwgabPu"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/02/23/football-absurdity-podcast-2026-nfl-draft-preview-part-1-quarterbacks-aka-a-series-of-unfortunate-mac-jones-comps/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 1: Quarterbacks! AKA &#8220;A Series of Unfortunate Mac Jones Comps&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/02/23/football-absurdity-podcast-2026-nfl-draft-preview-part-1-quarterbacks-aka-a-series-of-unfortunate-mac-jones-comps/embed/#?secret=w0FbwgabPu" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2026 NFL Draft Preview, Part 1: Quarterbacks! AKA &#8220;A Series of Unfortunate Mac Jones Comps&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="w0FbwgabPu" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko preview an exceptionally underwhelming 2026 NFL Draft class. They discuss Fernando Mendoza, Cade Klubnik, Carson Beck, Drew Allar, Ty Simpson, Sawyer Robertson, Cole Payton, and …

Football Absurdity

Super Bowl LX Preview AKA “Wake Up & Smell the Goldschläger”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:00:46

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="HGxs7x6gLP"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/02/07/super-bowl-lx-preview-aka-wake-up-smell-the-goldschlager/">Super Bowl LX Preview AKA &#8220;Wake Up &#038; Smell the Goldschläger&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/02/07/super-bowl-lx-preview-aka-wake-up-smell-the-goldschlager/embed/#?secret=HGxs7x6gLP" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Super Bowl LX Preview AKA &#8220;Wake Up &#038; Smell the Goldschläger&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="HGxs7x6gLP" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff run through Super Bowl LX prop bets and build the Brian Sclar Invitational Challenge lineup for the Superb Owl, The Big Game, the National Football League Championship.

Football Absurdity

What is Cricket? With AKMagic, AKA “The Batriarchy”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 2:04:14

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="aDS8pdV1Bm"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/02/01/what-is-cricket-with-akmagic-aka-the-batriarchy/">What is Cricket? With AKMagic, AKA “The Batriarchy”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/02/01/what-is-cricket-with-akmagic-aka-the-batriarchy/embed/#?secret=aDS8pdV1Bm" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;What is Cricket? With AKMagic, AKA “The Batriarchy”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="aDS8pdV1Bm" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Discord Superstar AKMagic (follow him on Bluesky!) joins Mike and Jeff in the interim period between the Conference Championship Games and the Super Bowl to discuss… cricket! The ICC T20 …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: What’s Next for Playoff Losers & Championship Round Preview AKA “Jork’Tavion Sanders”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:26:05

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="vnXV8cswaq"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/01/24/football-absurdity-podcast-whats-next-for-playoff-losers-championship-round-preview-aka-jorktavion-sanders/">Football Absurdity Podcast: What&#8217;s Next for Playoff Losers &#038; Championship Round Preview AKA &#8220;Jork&#8217;Tavion Sanders&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/01/24/football-absurdity-podcast-whats-next-for-playoff-losers-championship-round-preview-aka-jorktavion-sanders/embed/#?secret=vnXV8cswaq" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: What&#8217;s Next for Playoff Losers &#038; Championship Round Preview AKA &#8220;Jork&#8217;Tavion Sanders&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="vnXV8cswaq" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Mike are back! And we talk the next steps for the NFL teams who lost in the playoffs so far, preview the Championship Round games, and build a …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA “60 Watt vs 100 Watt”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:31:39

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="tb9cmzHqWl"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/01/09/football-absurdity-podcast/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA &#8220;60 Watt vs 100 Watt&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2026/01/09/football-absurdity-podcast/embed/#?secret=tb9cmzHqWl" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA &#8220;60 Watt vs 100 Watt&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="tb9cmzHqWl" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The Braintrust of Kelly, Valverde & Krisko takes a look at the six playoff games this weekend and builds a playoff challenge lineup

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 17 Preview AKA “Hall Your Breece Are Belong to Us”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:25:55

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="QbjYiZaaKR"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/26/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-17-preview-aka-hall-your-breece-are-belong-to-us/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 17 Preview AKA &#8220;Hall Your Breece Are Belong to Us&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/26/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-17-preview-aka-hall-your-breece-are-belong-to-us/embed/#?secret=QbjYiZaaKR" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 17 Preview AKA &#8220;Hall Your Breece Are Belong to Us&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="QbjYiZaaKR" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff take a look at the final slate of games, and spin forward some thoughts about 2026 fantasy football leagues.

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 15 Preview AKA “Signing Dr. David Chao to the Practice Squad”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 / 1:43:10

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="im1z4AreXU"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/13/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-15-preview-aka-signing-dr-david-chao-to-the-practice-squad/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 15 Preview AKA &#8220;Signing Dr. David Chao to the Practice Squad&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/13/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-15-preview-aka-signing-dr-david-chao-to-the-practice-squad/embed/#?secret=im1z4AreXU" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 15 Preview AKA &#8220;Signing Dr. David Chao to the Practice Squad&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="im1z4AreXU" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff review Thursday Night Football and preview all of the week’s action in the first round of the fantasy football playoffs!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 14 Preview AKA “Danny Dumbs”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="VSgJKqplb6"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-14-preview-aka-danny-dumbs/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 14 Preview AKA &#8220;Danny Dumbs&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/12/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-14-preview-aka-danny-dumbs/embed/#?secret=VSgJKqplb6" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 14 Preview AKA &#8220;Danny Dumbs&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="VSgJKqplb6" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike and Jeff break down all the action in the last week of the fantasy football regular season!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview/Thanksgiving Review AKA “Big Italian Dom”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="GAhwlkOvV5"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/28/football-absurdity-podcast-week-13-preview-thanksgiving-review-aka-big-italian-dom/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview/Thanksgiving Review AKA &#8220;Big Italian Dom&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/28/football-absurdity-podcast-week-13-preview-thanksgiving-review-aka-big-italian-dom/embed/#?secret=GAhwlkOvV5" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview/Thanksgiving Review AKA &#8220;Big Italian Dom&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="GAhwlkOvV5" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff review the four weekday games this week and preview the twelve-game slate!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 12 Preview AKA “The Prodcaster’s Promise”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="NpOz3m5zIs"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/21/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-12-preview-aka-the-prodcasters-promise/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 12 Preview AKA &#8220;The Prodcaster&#8217;s Promise&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/21/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-12-preview-aka-the-prodcasters-promise/embed/#?secret=NpOz3m5zIs" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 12 Preview AKA &#8220;The Prodcaster&#8217;s Promise&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="NpOz3m5zIs" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike and Jeff review Thursday Night Football, and Walker having let the devil walk through our third eye, then we talk about the rest of week twelve!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 11 Preview AKA “Texting Pete Carroll at 3 AM: u up?”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="zOdvbPJYOv"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/15/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-11-preview-aka-texting-pete-carroll-at-3-am-u-up/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 11 Preview AKA &#8220;Texting Pete Carroll at 3 AM: u up?&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/15/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-11-preview-aka-texting-pete-carroll-at-3-am-u-up/embed/#?secret=zOdvbPJYOv" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 11 Preview AKA &#8220;Texting Pete Carroll at 3 AM: u up?&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="zOdvbPJYOv" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff and Mike review Thursday Night Football and preview week 11!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 10 Preview AKA “Mark SLAMdrews (Never Attempt)”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="nIog9PhOnL"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/08/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-10-preview-aka-mark-slamdrews-never-attempt/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 10 Preview AKA &#8220;Mark SLAMdrews (Never Attempt)&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/11/08/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-10-preview-aka-mark-slamdrews-never-attempt/embed/#?secret=nIog9PhOnL" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 10 Preview AKA &#8220;Mark SLAMdrews (Never Attempt)&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="nIog9PhOnL" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff review what was 100% an actual NFL football game on Thursday Night Football, and look forward to all of Sunday’s action. The three finally give in …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 9 Fantasy Football Preview AKA “Riley Mossed”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="eUDUrAmtFT"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/31/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-9-fantasy-football-preview-aka-riley-mossed/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 9 Fantasy Football Preview AKA &#8220;Riley Mossed&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/31/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-9-fantasy-football-preview-aka-riley-mossed/embed/#?secret=eUDUrAmtFT" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 9 Fantasy Football Preview AKA &#8220;Riley Mossed&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="eUDUrAmtFT" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker & Jeff look at all of week nine’s fantasy football action!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 8 Fantasy Football Preview Ft. T-Will!

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="xgfs9LvOt1"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/25/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-8-fantasy-football-preview-ft-t-will/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 8 Fantasy Football Preview Ft. T-Will!</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/25/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-8-fantasy-football-preview-ft-t-will/embed/#?secret=xgfs9LvOt1" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 8 Fantasy Football Preview Ft. T-Will!&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="xgfs9LvOt1" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike and Jeff break down Thursday Night Football and the shortened slate, with a special guest!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast Week 7 Preview AKA “The Curse of the Sambino”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="z1emjOL653"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/17/football-absurdity-podcast-week-7-preview-aka-the-curse-of-the-sambino/">Football Absurdity Podcast Week 7 Preview AKA &#8220;The Curse of the Sambino&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/17/football-absurdity-podcast-week-7-preview-aka-the-curse-of-the-sambino/embed/#?secret=z1emjOL653" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast Week 7 Preview AKA &#8220;The Curse of the Sambino&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="z1emjOL653" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Folks, it was a great Thursday Night for millennials. Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers dueled it out on Thursday Night Football, Max Scherzer screamed at his coach for pulling him …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast Week 5 Preview AKA Jeff Krisko vs The World, Part IV

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="RvvoWuqAdP"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/03/football-absurdity-podcast-week-5-preview-aka-jeff-krisko-vs-the-world-part-iv/">Football Absurdity Podcast Week 5 Preview AKA Jeff Krisko vs The World, Part IV</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/10/03/football-absurdity-podcast-week-5-preview-aka-jeff-krisko-vs-the-world-part-iv/embed/#?secret=RvvoWuqAdP" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast Week 5 Preview AKA Jeff Krisko vs The World, Part IV&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="RvvoWuqAdP" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff flies solo because Walker & Mike couldn’t face him after the 49ers STUNNED the Rams on Thursday Night Football. He then runs through all the games in week five! …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 4 Preview AKA “A Christian God Win

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="hjDZXFB0ub"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/26/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-4-preview-aka-a-christian-god-win/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 4 Preview AKA “A Christian God Win</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/26/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-4-preview-aka-a-christian-god-win/embed/#?secret=hjDZXFB0ub" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 4 Preview AKA “A Christian God Win&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="hjDZXFB0ub" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review Thursday Night Football & look ahead to week four! Check out our Patreon! And the Discord! And our YouTube Channel! And the …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 3 Preview AKA “Snackorkle Jones”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="363LUGLAEA"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/19/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-3-preview-aka-snackorkle-jones/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 3 Preview AKA &#8220;Snackorkle Jones&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/19/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-week-3-preview-aka-snackorkle-jones/embed/#?secret=363LUGLAEA" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Week 3 Preview AKA &#8220;Snackorkle Jones&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="363LUGLAEA" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff breakdown the week 3 slate & review TNF

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Fantasy Football Preview AKA “Deck Prascott”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="la1QSboiqo"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/13/football-absurdity-podcast-week-2-fantasy-football-preview-aka-deck-prascott/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Fantasy Football Preview AKA &#8220;Deck Prascott&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/13/football-absurdity-podcast-week-2-fantasy-football-preview-aka-deck-prascott/embed/#?secret=la1QSboiqo" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Fantasy Football Preview AKA &#8220;Deck Prascott&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="la1QSboiqo" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike & Jeff review TNF, briefly eulogize Austin Ekeler’s career, and look forward to week two in the fantasy football landscape!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA “Big Wan’Daddy Drix”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="lCIySK7Etc"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/05/football-absurdity-podcast-week-1-preview-aka-big-wandaddy-drix/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA &#8220;Big Wan&#8217;Daddy Drix&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/09/05/football-absurdity-podcast-week-1-preview-aka-big-wandaddy-drix/embed/#?secret=lCIySK7Etc" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA &#8220;Big Wan&#8217;Daddy Drix&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="lCIySK7Etc" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker & Jeff look forward at Week 1’s action! The season is here! They also recap the opening game of the season & live-react to the Chiefs & Chargers!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Busts! AKA “Tony Pollard Rule 34”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="sUhDGds29i"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/08/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-busts/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Busts! AKA &#8220;Tony Pollard Rule 34&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/08/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2025-busts/embed/#?secret=sUhDGds29i" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2025 Busts! AKA &#8220;Tony Pollard Rule 34&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="sUhDGds29i" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff run down all the news from Tuesday’s cut-down day before getting into their bust lists for 2025!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Does It Matter, The Episode AKA “Cade Slottin'”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="yCV6hp8Ewb"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/08/18/football-absurdity-podcast-does-it-matter-the-episode-aka-cade-slottin/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Does It Matter, The Episode AKA &#8220;Cade Slottin'&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/08/18/football-absurdity-podcast-does-it-matter-the-episode-aka-cade-slottin/embed/#?secret=yCV6hp8Ewb" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Does It Matter, The Episode AKA &#8220;Cade Slottin&#039;&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="yCV6hp8Ewb" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff take a look back at the first two weeks of preseason news and ask themselves, “Does it matter?” to news about every team.

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: NFC West Preview AKA “The Forbidden Episode Image” AKA “Chaos in Kalamazoo?”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="DB7Bu49d2L"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/08/04/football-absurdity-podcast-nfc-west-preview-aka-the-forbidden-episode-image-aka-chaos-in-kalamazoo/">Football Absurdity Podcast: NFC West Preview AKA &#8220;The Forbidden Episode Image&#8221; AKA &#8220;Chaos in Kalamazoo?&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/08/04/football-absurdity-podcast-nfc-west-preview-aka-the-forbidden-episode-image-aka-chaos-in-kalamazoo/embed/#?secret=DB7Bu49d2L" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: NFC West Preview AKA &#8220;The Forbidden Episode Image&#8221; AKA &#8220;Chaos in Kalamazoo?&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="DB7Bu49d2L" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker & Jeff return to discuss the NFC West, tattoos, Western Michigan Football, and of course, the San Francisco Giants & Detroit Lions. Next week is the last preview …

Football Absurdity

Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The NFC East AKA “The Devious Kev Mahserejian”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="BV9SWIIlaJ"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/07/18/fantasy-football-2025-preview-the-nfc-east-aka-the-devious-kev-mahserejian/">Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The NFC East AKA &#8220;The Devious Kev Mahserejian&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/07/18/fantasy-football-2025-preview-the-nfc-east-aka-the-devious-kev-mahserejian/embed/#?secret=BV9SWIIlaJ" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The NFC East AKA &#8220;The Devious Kev Mahserejian&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="BV9SWIIlaJ" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker & Jeff go all the way off the rails as they discuss James Joyce’s wife, Russell Wilson’s advertisements, the Eagles, Commanders, Cowboys and New York Football Giants! Also, …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Yapping About Rankings AKA “SS Aaron Rodgers”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="DconJwCm0z"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/07/05/football-absurdity-podcast-yapping-about-rankings-aka-ss-aaron-rodgers/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Yapping About Rankings AKA &#8220;SS Aaron Rodgers&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/07/05/football-absurdity-podcast-yapping-about-rankings-aka-ss-aaron-rodgers/embed/#?secret=DconJwCm0z" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Yapping About Rankings AKA &#8220;SS Aaron Rodgers&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="DconJwCm0z" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff got sick this week, and threw the scheduling into a tizzy, so it’s just Walker & Jeff. To preserve Mike’s ability to discuss the Bengals, they shift to a …

Football Absurdity

Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The AFC South AKA Jeff’s Icarus Moment

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="mCZw59w4Qa"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/06/16/fantasy-football-2025-preview-the-afc-south-aka-jeffs-icarus-moment/">Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The AFC South AKA Jeff&#8217;s Icarus Moment</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/06/16/fantasy-football-2025-preview-the-afc-south-aka-jeffs-icarus-moment/embed/#?secret=mCZw59w4Qa" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Fantasy Football 2025 Preview: The AFC South AKA Jeff&#8217;s Icarus Moment&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="mCZw59w4Qa" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff here. I tried to add a soundboard to the podcast and… it didn’t work. I had to go back and rebuild this episode as best as I could, but …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft Mock Draft AKA “Captain’s Log”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="WSmJ66mJCK"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/05/27/football-absurdity-podcast-post-draft-mock-draft/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft Mock Draft AKA &#8220;Captain&#8217;s Log&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/05/27/football-absurdity-podcast-post-draft-mock-draft/embed/#?secret=WSmJ66mJCK" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Post-Draft Mock Draft AKA &#8220;Captain&#8217;s Log&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="WSmJ66mJCK" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff (and Craig, the Rizz GOAT) take on a 2QB mock draft! Next week we start our team-by-team preview with the AFC East. So, check us out …

Football Absurdity

2025 Fantasy Football Post-Draft Top-Ten Quarterbacks & Running Backs AKA “Cottage Cheese Fudge”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="XPLkNhQGnO"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/05/12/2025-fantasy-football-post-draft-top-ten-quarterbacks-running-backs-aka-cottage-cheese-fudge/">2025 Fantasy Football Post-Draft Top-Ten Quarterbacks &#038; Running Backs AKA &#8220;Cottage Cheese Fudge&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/05/12/2025-fantasy-football-post-draft-top-ten-quarterbacks-running-backs-aka-cottage-cheese-fudge/embed/#?secret=XPLkNhQGnO" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 Fantasy Football Post-Draft Top-Ten Quarterbacks &#038; Running Backs AKA &#8220;Cottage Cheese Fudge&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="XPLkNhQGnO" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde run down their top-ten players at quarterback and running back. Next week: wide receivers and tight ends!

Football Absurdity

2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview & Round 1 Mock Draft AKA “Make Loveland Not Warren”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="uyvh2LWOhp"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/04/21/2025-nfl-draft-tight-end-preview-round-1-mock-draft-aka-make-loveland-not-warren/">2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview &#038; Round 1 Mock Draft AKA &#8220;Make Loveland Not Warren&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/04/21/2025-nfl-draft-tight-end-preview-round-1-mock-draft-aka-make-loveland-not-warren/embed/#?secret=uyvh2LWOhp" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 NFL Draft Tight End Preview &#038; Round 1 Mock Draft AKA &#8220;Make Loveland Not Warren&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="uyvh2LWOhp" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko preview their top-six consensus tight ends for fantasy football purposes, review their tight end Trey Ragas Memorial Picks, and complete a one-round mock …

Football Absurdity

2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA “Effort Demon”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="wTemoM0PpH"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/04/06/2025-nfl-draft-running-back-preview-part-2-aka-effort-demon/">2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA &#8220;Effort Demon&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/04/06/2025-nfl-draft-running-back-preview-part-2-aka-effort-demon/embed/#?secret=wTemoM0PpH" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 NFL Draft Running Back Preview, Part 2 AKA &#8220;Effort Demon&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="wTemoM0PpH" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly empty the notebooks, talking about consensus running backs 7 through ??? They break down: Dylan Sampson, Devin Neal, RJ Harvey, Bhayshul Tuten, Damien …

Football Absurdity

2025 Draft Preview: Quarterbacks AKA “ACAB (All Comps are Boutte)”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="KPqUKQFJKE"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/03/24/2025-draft-preview-quarterbacks-aka-acab-all-comps-are-boutte/">2025 Draft Preview: Quarterbacks AKA &#8220;ACAB (All Comps are Boutte)&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/03/24/2025-draft-preview-quarterbacks-aka-acab-all-comps-are-boutte/embed/#?secret=KPqUKQFJKE" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 Draft Preview: Quarterbacks AKA &#8220;ACAB (All Comps are Boutte)&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="KPqUKQFJKE" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker & Jeff touch on free agency and take a look at this extremely uninspiring class of quarterback prospects, breaking down their top six at the position, and the …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup & 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA “Michael Joydon Daniels”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="WfU0q7OuiF"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/03/09/football-absurdity-podcast-news-roundup-2024-nfl-draft-first-round-redo-aka-michael-joydon-daniels/">Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup &#038; 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA &#8220;Michael Joydon Daniels&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/03/09/football-absurdity-podcast-news-roundup-2024-nfl-draft-first-round-redo-aka-michael-joydon-daniels/embed/#?secret=WfU0q7OuiF" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: News Roundup &#038; 2024 NFL Draft First Round Redo AKA &#8220;Michael Joydon Daniels&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="WfU0q7OuiF" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The usual suspects break down the recent NFL news, play a game of 21 Questions, and redo the 2024 NFL Draft!

Football Absurdity

2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA “The Greatest Lathe Yet”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="SJdTy3TOFe"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/02/23/2025-free-agency-wishlist-pt-1-aka-the-greatest-lathe-yet/">2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA &#8220;The Greatest Lathe Yet&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/02/23/2025-free-agency-wishlist-pt-1-aka-the-greatest-lathe-yet/embed/#?secret=SJdTy3TOFe" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 Free Agency Wishlist, Pt 1 AKA &#8220;The Greatest Lathe Yet&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="SJdTy3TOFe" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko run through top free agents at quarterback, running back, and tight end, and dream up some primo destinations.

Football Absurdity

2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA “Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="uAv2PcVsu7"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/02/08/2025-super-bowl-preview-aka-mike-said-a-kendrick-lamar-song/">2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA &#8220;Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/02/08/2025-super-bowl-preview-aka-mike-said-a-kendrick-lamar-song/embed/#?secret=uAv2PcVsu7" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 Super Bowl Preview AKA &#8220;Mike Said a Kendrick Lamar Song!&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="uAv2PcVsu7" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff return to talk The Big Game, the Superb Owl, the NFL Championship Game. We talk prop bets and put together a real wet fart of a …

Football Absurdity

2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA “Colson Yankoff”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="kEuvPw4SZ3"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/01/10/2025-wild-card-weekend-preview-aka-colson-yankoff/">2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA &#8220;Colson Yankoff&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2025/01/10/2025-wild-card-weekend-preview-aka-colson-yankoff/embed/#?secret=kEuvPw4SZ3" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2025 Wild Card Weekend Preview AKA &#8220;Colson Yankoff&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="kEuvPw4SZ3" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff discuss key matchups in the Wild Card Weekend matchups & build the first of their four one-and-done playoff lineups (63:30) ! Reminder that if you want …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 17 Preview & Christmas & TNF Review AKA “Jakobi Mile-Highers”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="ZUSJ9kEjqK"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-17-preview-christmas-tnf-review-aka-jakobi-mile-highers/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 17 Preview &#038; Christmas &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Jakobi Mile-Highers&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-17-preview-christmas-tnf-review-aka-jakobi-mile-highers/embed/#?secret=ZUSJ9kEjqK" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 17 Preview &#038; Christmas &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Jakobi Mile-Highers&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="ZUSJ9kEjqK" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike, Walker & Jeff review the subpar games this week and preview the remaining matchups! Starting next week, we are moving to our one-episode-per-week format. If you would like to …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 16 Preview AKA “Buccaneers Irving” AKA “Deebo J. Moore” AKA “Barry Manilow Pressure”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="UZd9qGFu4S"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/21/football-absurdity-podcast-week-16-preview-aka-buccaneers-irving-aka-deebo-j-moore-aka-barry-manilow-pressure/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 16 Preview AKA &#8220;Buccaneers Irving&#8221; AKA &#8220;Deebo J. Moore&#8221; AKA &#8220;Barry Manilow Pressure&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/21/football-absurdity-podcast-week-16-preview-aka-buccaneers-irving-aka-deebo-j-moore-aka-barry-manilow-pressure/embed/#?secret=UZd9qGFu4S" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 16 Preview AKA &#8220;Buccaneers Irving&#8221; AKA &#8220;Deebo J. Moore&#8221; AKA &#8220;Barry Manilow Pressure&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="UZd9qGFu4S" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The usual suspects look back at the Thursday Night Football AFC Tilt and look forward to Sunday & Monday’s NFL action!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast! Week 15 Preview AKA “A Soggy Bag of Beef”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="0h1hklgmXl"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/14/football-absurdity-podcast-week-15-preview-aka-a-soggy-bag-of-beef/">Football Absurdity Podcast! Week 15 Preview AKA &#8220;A Soggy Bag of Beef&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/14/football-absurdity-podcast-week-15-preview-aka-a-soggy-bag-of-beef/embed/#?secret=0h1hklgmXl" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast! Week 15 Preview AKA &#8220;A Soggy Bag of Beef&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="0h1hklgmXl" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko start off the episode talking about a soggy football game, then preview all of week 15’s action, then finish the episode talking about …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Preview AKA “The Costco Guys Extended Universe”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="UpZpxgSrFT"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/07/football-absurdity-podcast-week-14-preview-aka-the-costco-guys-extended-universe/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Preview AKA &#8220;The Costco Guys Extended Universe&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/12/07/football-absurdity-podcast-week-14-preview-aka-the-costco-guys-extended-universe/embed/#?secret=UpZpxgSrFT" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 14 Preview AKA &#8220;The Costco Guys Extended Universe&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="UpZpxgSrFT" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker, Mike & Jeff bring the boom while reviewing Danalytics overpowering Jared Goof on Thursday Night Football, as well as previewing the rest of week fourteen’s action!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview AKA “Bone In”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="TxMLYYtS1k"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/29/football-absurdity-podcast-week-13-preview-aka-bone-in/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview AKA &#8220;Bone In&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/29/football-absurdity-podcast-week-13-preview-aka-bone-in/embed/#?secret=TxMLYYtS1k" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 13 Preview AKA &#8220;Bone In&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="TxMLYYtS1k" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Walker Kelly & Jeff Krisko look back at the four pack of Thursday & Friday games this week, and preview all of week 13’s remaining action.

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 12 Preview AKA “Hunter Puepke”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="K7WeSfbkrk"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/23/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-12-preview-aka-hunter-puepke/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 12 Preview AKA &#8220;Hunter Puepke&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/23/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-12-preview-aka-hunter-puepke/embed/#?secret=K7WeSfbkrk" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 12 Preview AKA &#8220;Hunter Puepke&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="K7WeSfbkrk" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko race the clock as Mike & Jeff record in an “atmospheric river” and fear their power might go out at any second—braver than …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA “An Official Overture to Joseph Lee Burrow”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="uUSVqZjiZA"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/16/football-absurdity-podcast-week-11-preview-aka-an-official-overture-to-joseph-lee-burrow/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA &#8220;An Official Overture to Joseph Lee Burrow&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/16/football-absurdity-podcast-week-11-preview-aka-an-official-overture-to-joseph-lee-burrow/embed/#?secret=uUSVqZjiZA" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 11 Preview AKA &#8220;An Official Overture to Joseph Lee Burrow&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="uUSVqZjiZA" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly reconvene to look for a missing Terry McLaurin, and to discuss week 11’s upcoming slate!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 10 Fantasy Football Preview AKA “The Storm at the Surf, Virginia -3, 45.5 O/U”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="xaGAAvvron"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/09/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-10-fantasy-football-preview-aka-the-storm-at-the-surf-virginia-3-45-5-o-u/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 10 Fantasy Football Preview AKA &#8220;The Storm at the Surf, Virginia -3, 45.5 O/U&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/09/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-10-fantasy-football-preview-aka-the-storm-at-the-surf-virginia-3-45-5-o-u/embed/#?secret=xaGAAvvron" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 10 Fantasy Football Preview AKA &#8220;The Storm at the Surf, Virginia -3, 45.5 O/U&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="xaGAAvvron" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko review the banger of a TNF game and preview the week 10 slate! No Sit Show with Krisko on Sunday because of the …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 9 Preview AKA “Skinny JD Vance”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="1tWBrfcIGE"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/02/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-9-preview-aka-skinny-jd-vance/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 9 Preview AKA “Skinny JD Vance”</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/11/02/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-9-preview-aka-skinny-jd-vance/embed/#?secret=1tWBrfcIGE" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 9 Preview AKA “Skinny JD Vance”&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="1tWBrfcIGE" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko, and Walker Kelly run around the week 9 games and talk about everyone worth worrying about! Jeff checks out halfway through to Photoshop JD Vance’s head …

Football Absurdity

2024 Week 8 Preview AKA “McGroans, Now Without E. Coli!”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="8i3hUz1x9h"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/25/2024-week-8-preview-aka-mcgroans-now-without-e-coli/">2024 Week 8 Preview AKA &#8220;McGroans, Now Without E. Coli!&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/25/2024-week-8-preview-aka-mcgroans-now-without-e-coli/embed/#?secret=8i3hUz1x9h" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;2024 Week 8 Preview AKA &#8220;McGroans, Now Without E. Coli!&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="8i3hUz1x9h" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde, and Jeff Krisko review the Return of Puka Nacua & Cooper Kupp and discuss all the games on the full week 8 slate.

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA “Walker’s BBL Tragedy”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="pWLuZRQPUM"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/19/football-absurdity-podcast-week-7-preview-aka-walkers-bbl-tragedy/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA &#8220;Walker&#8217;s BBL Tragedy&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/19/football-absurdity-podcast-week-7-preview-aka-walkers-bbl-tragedy/embed/#?secret=pWLuZRQPUM" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA &#8220;Walker&#8217;s BBL Tragedy&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="pWLuZRQPUM" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko break some bad news to everyone about Walker and then talk about week seven of the NFL

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA “I’m Feeling Like the White Jakobi Meyers”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="fmVGQjzFAv"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/12/football-absurdity-podcast-week-6-preview-aka-im-feeling-like-the-white-jakobi-meyers/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA &#8220;I&#8217;m Feeling Like the White Jakobi Meyers&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/12/football-absurdity-podcast-week-6-preview-aka-im-feeling-like-the-white-jakobi-meyers/embed/#?secret=fmVGQjzFAv" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA &#8220;I&#8217;m Feeling Like the White Jakobi Meyers&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="fmVGQjzFAv" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde and Jeff Krisko look back at TNF and look forward to all of week six’s action!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 5 Preview AKA “A Bane-Style Event”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="VG9060aAp7"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-5-preview-aka-a-bane-style-event/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 5 Preview AKA &#8220;A Bane-Style Event&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/10/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-5-preview-aka-a-bane-style-event/embed/#?secret=VG9060aAp7" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 5 Preview AKA &#8220;A Bane-Style Event&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="VG9060aAp7" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko get you a podcast better late than never! We discuss week five and all the really nasty nonsense going on. Did you know …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 4 Preview & TNF Review AKA “Tysaesspeared””

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="UjFby5I2LT"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-4-preview-tnf-review-aka-tysaesspeared/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 4 Preview &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Tysaesspeared&#8221;&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-week-4-preview-tnf-review-aka-tysaesspeared/embed/#?secret=UjFby5I2LT" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Week 4 Preview &#038; TNF Review AKA &#8220;Tysaesspeared&#8221;&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="UjFby5I2LT" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko break down all the Week 4 Fantasy Football-relevant players!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Fantasy Football Week 3 Preview AKA “Pre-Cut”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="KYrqKR9M7e"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/19/2024-fantasy-football-week-3-preview-aka-pre-cut/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Fantasy Football Week 3 Preview AKA &#8220;Pre-Cut&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/19/2024-fantasy-football-week-3-preview-aka-pre-cut/embed/#?secret=KYrqKR9M7e" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 Fantasy Football Week 3 Preview AKA &#8220;Pre-Cut&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="KYrqKR9M7e" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly preview week 3 and live react to random things happening in Jets-Patriots! Aaron Rodgers didn’t get hurt! Drake Maye played! Mike Williams almost had a …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview & BUF/MIA TNF Recap AKA “One-Hand Touch is Woke Nonsense”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="Ar7H7gHHbD"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/14/football-absurdity-podcast-week-2-preview-buf-mia-tnf-recap-aka-one-hand-touch-is-woke-nonsense/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview &#038; BUF/MIA TNF Recap AKA &#8220;One-Hand Touch is Woke Nonsense&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/14/football-absurdity-podcast-week-2-preview-buf-mia-tnf-recap-aka-one-hand-touch-is-woke-nonsense/embed/#?secret=Ar7H7gHHbD" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview &#038; BUF/MIA TNF Recap AKA &#8220;One-Hand Touch is Woke Nonsense&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="Ar7H7gHHbD" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly review Bills-Dolphins and take a look forward to the full slate of week two fantasy football action! You can find the weekly review …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA “You Can’t Be Blocking Like That, White Baby”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="XrALHbz6Ow"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/07/football-absurdity-podcast-week-1-preview-aka-you-cant-be-blocking-like-that-white-baby/">Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA &#8220;You Can&#8217;t Be Blocking Like That, White Baby&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/09/07/football-absurdity-podcast-week-1-preview-aka-you-cant-be-blocking-like-that-white-baby/embed/#?secret=XrALHbz6Ow" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview! AKA &#8220;You Can&#8217;t Be Blocking Like That, White Baby&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="XrALHbz6Ow" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff Krisko (who had all his Isaiah Likely priors confirmed), Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly preview all of week one’s action, review Thursday Night Football, and get extremely distracted by …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 FINAL Mock Draft

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="ttYC1Axbnr"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/08/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-final-mock-draft/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 FINAL Mock Draft</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/08/27/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-final-mock-draft/embed/#?secret=ttYC1Axbnr" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 FINAL Mock Draft&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="ttYC1Axbnr" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff Krisko, Walker Kelly & Mike Valverde revisit a concept they invented last season, called a “mock draft.” The regular season starts next week, so we are moving twice a …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Busts AKA “They/Them Hockenoffspring”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="wcvD6kVuM8"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/07/28/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-nfc-busts-aka-they-them-hockenoffspring/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Busts AKA &#8220;They/Them Hockenoffspring&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/07/28/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-nfc-busts-aka-they-them-hockenoffspring/embed/#?secret=wcvD6kVuM8" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Busts AKA &#8220;They/Them Hockenoffspring&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="wcvD6kVuM8" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Walker Kelly, Mike Valverde & Jeff Krisko reconvene to discuss their busts for the NFC divisions! To hear the AFC, check out the Patreon!  

THfantaC

THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="FD2lfKFTYV"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/thfantac-announcement/">THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/thfantac-announcement/embed/#?secret=FD2lfKFTYV" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="FD2lfKFTYV" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …

Football Absurdity

THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="2kTsB2PHYQ"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/07/11/thfantac-announcement/">THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/07/11/thfantac-announcement/embed/#?secret=2kTsB2PHYQ" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC ANNOUNCEMENT!&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="2kTsB2PHYQ" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Tony got sick and tired of the Football Absurdity Podcast’s takes on D.J. Moore, and took his ball and went home. Please let him get some Dude Wipes money. You …

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Sleepers AKA “We Need the Content”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="rtwFNtqlwU"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/07/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-nfc-sleepers-aka-we-need-the-content/">Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Sleepers AKA &#8220;We Need the Content&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/07/05/football-absurdity-podcast-2024-nfc-sleepers-aka-we-need-the-content/embed/#?secret=rtwFNtqlwU" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: 2024 NFC Sleepers AKA &#8220;We Need the Content&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="rtwFNtqlwU" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Jeff Krisko, Mike Valverde & Walker Kelly run down their sleeper picks for each division in the NFC. Want the AFC? Check out our Patreon!

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 139.5: “Lasers”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="GHQ2uHqkYO"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/29/thfantac-episode-139-5-lasers/">THfantaC Episode 139.5: &#8220;Lasers&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/29/thfantac-episode-139-5-lasers/embed/#?secret=GHQ2uHqkYO" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 139.5: &#8220;Lasers&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="GHQ2uHqkYO" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?

THfantaC

Episode 139.5: “Lasers”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="Cj14rGK9X6"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-139-5-lasers/">Episode 139.5: &#8220;Lasers&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-139-5-lasers/embed/#?secret=Cj14rGK9X6" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 139.5: &#8220;Lasers&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="Cj14rGK9X6" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Two of the biggest gunslinging QBs are profiled. Spears or Pollard? Evans or Godwin? Bucky Irving?!?

THfantaC

Episode 139: London Calling

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="95EJTyvwz0"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-139-london-calling/">Episode 139: London Calling</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-139-london-calling/embed/#?secret=95EJTyvwz0" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 139: London Calling&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="95EJTyvwz0" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="FQbh0RKduL"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/29/thfantac-episode-139-london-calling/">THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/29/thfantac-episode-139-london-calling/embed/#?secret=FQbh0RKduL" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 139: London Calling&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="FQbh0RKduL" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The gang gets together on ladies’ night to discuss overloaded paper plates, NFL player-themed restaurants, and Shane overdoses on Falcons hype!

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 138.5: “Viking War Horn.mp3”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="SY4C9Tq3vS"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/23/thfantac-episode-138-5-viking-war-horn-mp3/">THfantaC Episode 138.5: &#8220;Viking War Horn.mp3&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/23/thfantac-episode-138-5-viking-war-horn-mp3/embed/#?secret=SY4C9Tq3vS" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 138.5: &#8220;Viking War Horn.mp3&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="SY4C9Tq3vS" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!

THfantaC

Episode 138.5: “Viking War Horn.mp3”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="pD85tMojut"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-138-5-viking-war-horn-mp3/">Episode 138.5: &#8220;Viking War Horn.mp3&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-138-5-viking-war-horn-mp3/embed/#?secret=pD85tMojut" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 138.5: &#8220;Viking War Horn.mp3&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="pD85tMojut" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The Vikings and Packers are previewed. Aaron Jones and Jayden Reed? More like Ty Chandler and Christian Watson!

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 138: “Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="OMMiTICb9s"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/23/thfantac-episode-138-joe-namath-polygamist-icon/">THfantaC Episode 138: &#8220;Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/23/thfantac-episode-138-joe-namath-polygamist-icon/embed/#?secret=OMMiTICb9s" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 138: &#8220;Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="OMMiTICb9s" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!

THfantaC

Episode 138: “Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="0lNkOyUw8E"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-138-joe-namath-polygamist-icon/">Episode 138: &#8220;Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-138-joe-namath-polygamist-icon/embed/#?secret=0lNkOyUw8E" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 138: &#8220;Joe Namath: Polygamist Icon&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="0lNkOyUw8E" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The crew discusses Mormonism, the 2024 New York Jets, and gives back to their community while behind the wheel!

Football Absurdity

Football Absurdity Podcast: “Hello, Sharks!”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="JDxFoIhP6r"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/15/football-absurdity-podcast-hello-sharks/">Football Absurdity Podcast: &#8220;Hello, Sharks!&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/15/football-absurdity-podcast-hello-sharks/embed/#?secret=JDxFoIhP6r" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Football Absurdity Podcast: &#8220;Hello, Sharks!&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="JDxFoIhP6r" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Mike Valverde, Jeff Krisko & Walker Kelly all try to pill the other ones on players using just their statistical profiles. Jeff will never be tricked into being in on …

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 137.5: “Devin Hester Reincarnate”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="wFlPIgb2wU"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/15/thfantac-episode-137-5-devin-hester-reincarnate/">THfantaC Episode 137.5: &#8220;Devin Hester Reincarnate&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/15/thfantac-episode-137-5-devin-hester-reincarnate/embed/#?secret=wFlPIgb2wU" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 137.5: &#8220;Devin Hester Reincarnate&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="wFlPIgb2wU" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.

THfantaC

Episode 137.5: “Devin Hester Reincarnate”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="QQ2C607lBQ"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/thfantac-episode-137-5-devin-hester-reincarnate/">Episode 137.5: &#8220;Devin Hester Reincarnate&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/thfantac-episode-137-5-devin-hester-reincarnate/embed/#?secret=QQ2C607lBQ" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 137.5: &#8220;Devin Hester Reincarnate&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="QQ2C607lBQ" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Henry Kissinger? DEAD. Darren Waller? RETIRED. Who’s next? Find out here and stay for the Javonte Williams ceremonial burying.

THfantaC

Episode 137: “Edgecombe Avenue”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="DmUn2QO7UG"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-137-edgecombe-avenue/">Episode 137: &#8220;Edgecombe Avenue&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-137-edgecombe-avenue/embed/#?secret=DmUn2QO7UG" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 137: &#8220;Edgecombe Avenue&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="DmUn2QO7UG" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 137: “Edgecombe Avenue”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="suIJMVRQyF"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/15/thfantac-episode-137-edgecombe-avenue/">THfantaC Episode 137: &#8220;Edgecombe Avenue&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/15/thfantac-episode-137-edgecombe-avenue/embed/#?secret=suIJMVRQyF" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 137: &#8220;Edgecombe Avenue&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="suIJMVRQyF" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

The only fantasy football podcast episode this week to refuse to denounce Marxism, profile the 2024 Buffalo Bills, and boycott the sports media!

THfantaC

Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="3KxiDXKeWU"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-136-5-derek-carr-qb1/">Episode 136.5: &#8220;Derek Carr QB1&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-136-5-derek-carr-qb1/embed/#?secret=3KxiDXKeWU" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 136.5: &#8220;Derek Carr QB1&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="3KxiDXKeWU" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 136.5: “Derek Carr QB1”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="3C2uD6fOjA"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/09/thfantac-episode-136-5-derek-carr-qb1/">THfantaC Episode 136.5: &#8220;Derek Carr QB1&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/09/thfantac-episode-136-5-derek-carr-qb1/embed/#?secret=3C2uD6fOjA" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 136.5: &#8220;Derek Carr QB1&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="3C2uD6fOjA" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Derek Dallas Carr (born March 28, 1991) is an American football quarterback for the New Orleans Saints of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Fresno …

THfantaC

Episode 136: “David Tepper Sucks”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="enLLAanDvC"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-136-david-tepper-sucks/">Episode 136: &#8220;David Tepper Sucks&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-136-david-tepper-sucks/embed/#?secret=enLLAanDvC" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 136: &#8220;David Tepper Sucks&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="enLLAanDvC" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 136: “David Tepper Sucks”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="ORk0kDYvtb"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/08/thfantac-episode-136-david-tepper-sucks/">THfantaC Episode 136: &#8220;David Tepper Sucks&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/08/thfantac-episode-136-david-tepper-sucks/embed/#?secret=ORk0kDYvtb" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 136: &#8220;David Tepper Sucks&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="ORk0kDYvtb" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Shane, Ryan, Tony, and Craig get together to beg Carolina taxpayers for a few hundred million dollars, preview the Panthers, and talk about why our parents do or don’t listen …

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 135.5: “Bellinger’s Revenge Song”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="T6wnjUVs0o"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/02/thfantac-episode-135-5-bellingers-revenge-song/">THfantaC Episode 135.5: &#8220;Bellinger&#8217;s Revenge Song&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/02/thfantac-episode-135-5-bellingers-revenge-song/embed/#?secret=T6wnjUVs0o" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 135.5: &#8220;Bellinger&#8217;s Revenge Song&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="T6wnjUVs0o" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.

THfantaC

Episode 135.5: “Bellinger’s Revenge Song”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="RCrNgqTv8n"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-135-5-bellingers-revenge-song/">Episode 135.5: &#8220;Bellinger&#8217;s Revenge Song&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-135-5-bellingers-revenge-song/embed/#?secret=RCrNgqTv8n" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 135.5: &#8220;Bellinger&#8217;s Revenge Song&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="RCrNgqTv8n" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Shane and Tony talk Giants and Commanders. Long live Brian Robinson.

THfantaC

Episode 135: “Who Knew (Her Perspective)”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="xvSD1imZWl"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-135-who-knew-her-perspective/">Episode 135: &#8220;Who Knew (Her Perspective)&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/podcast/episode-135-who-knew-her-perspective/embed/#?secret=xvSD1imZWl" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;Episode 135: &#8220;Who Knew (Her Perspective)&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="xvSD1imZWl" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!

Football Absurdity

THfantaC Episode 135: “Who Knew (Her Perspective)”

Play Episode Pause Episode

1x

00:00 /

RSS Feed

Share

Link

Embed

<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="IRov6hNSG5"><a href="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/01/thfantac-episode-135-who-knew-her-perspective/">THfantaC Episode 135: &#8220;Who Knew (Her Perspective)&#8221;</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://footballabsurdity.com/2024/06/01/thfantac-episode-135-who-knew-her-perspective/embed/#?secret=IRov6hNSG5" width="500" height="350" title="&#8220;THfantaC Episode 135: &#8220;Who Knew (Her Perspective)&#8221;&#8221; &#8212; Football Absurdity" data-secret="IRov6hNSG5" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); //# sourceURL=https://footballabsurdity.com/wp-includes/js/wp-embed.min.js </script>

Ryan, Shane, Tony, and Craig talk kickers, Post Malone B-Sides, Bar Rescue, and Ryan previews the 2024 Seattle Seahawks!