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Updated August 31 2025
QUARTERBACK
VALUE TM NAME PTS/WK #
$ 0 BUF Josh Allen +4.6 1
$ 0 BAL Lamar Jackson +4.4 2
$ 0 PHI Jalen Hurts +3.5 3
$ 0 WAS Jayden Daniels +3.3 4
$ 0 CIN Joe Burrow +2.5 5
$ 0 KC Patrick Mahomes II +1.7 6
$ 0 TB Baker Mayfield +1.2 7
$ 0 ARI Kyler Murray +1.0 8
$ 0 SF Brock Purdy +0.7 9
$ 0 DEN Bo Nix +0.6 10
$ 0 NYJ Justin Fields +0.0 11
$ -0 MIN J.J. McCarthy -0.3 12
$ -0 DAL Dak Prescott -0.4 13
$ -0 LAC Justin Herbert -0.5 14
$ -0 CHI Caleb Williams -0.6 15
$ -0 DET Jared Goff -0.8 16
$ -0 HOU C.J. Stroud -1.1 17
$ -0 NE Drake Maye -1.2 18
$ -0 GB Jordan Love -1.3 19
$ -0 JAC Trevor Lawrence -1.3 20
TIGHT END
VALUE TM NAME PTS/WK #
$ 0 LV Brock Bowers +4.7 1
$ 0 ARI Trey McBride +4.2 2
$ 0 SF George Kittle +3.7 3
$ 0 DET Sam LaPorta +2.0 4
$ 0 KC Travis Kelce +1.6 5
$ 0 BAL Mark Andrews +1.4 6
$ 0 CLE David Njoku +1.1 7
$ 0 MIN T.J. Hockenson +1.1 8
$ 0 IND Tyler Warren +0.3 9
$ 0 DEN Evan Engram +0.1 10
$ 0 GB Tucker Kraft +0.0 11
RUNNING BACK
VALUE TM NAME PTS/WK #
$ 0 PHI Saquon Barkley +7.6 1
$ 0 ATL Bijan Robinson +7.4 2
$ 0 DET Jahmyr Gibbs +7.0 3
$ 0 SF Christian McCaffrey +5.6 4
$ 0 BAL Derrick Henry +5.5 5
$ 0 MIA De'Von Achane +4.9 6
$ 0 GB Josh Jacobs +4.6 7
$ 0 IND Jonathan Taylor +4.4 8
$ 0 LV Ashton Jeanty +4.3 9
$ 0 LAR Kyren Williams +4.0 10
$ 0 CIN Chase Brown +4.0 11
$ 0 TB Bucky Irving +3.7 12
$ 0 BUF James Cook +2.8 13
$ 0 ARI James Conner +2.4 14
$ 0 NO Alvin Kamara +2.4 15
$ 0 CAR Chuba Hubbard +2.3 16
$ 0 NYJ Breece Hall +1.8 17
$ 0 LAC Omarion Hampton +1.8 18
$ 0 SEA Kenneth Walker III +1.8 19
$ 0 TEN Tony Pollard +1.3 20
$ 0 NE TreVeyon Henderson +1.0 21
$ 0 CHI D'Andre Swift +0.9 22
$ 0 DET David Montgomery +0.8 23
$ 0 MIN Aaron Jones Sr. +0.7 24
$ 0 DEN RJ Harvey +0.0 25
$ -0 KC Isiah Pacheco -0.2 26
$ -0 NYG Tyrone Tracy Jr. -0.4 27
$ -0 PIT Kaleb Johnson -0.7 28
$ -0 PIT Jaylen Warren -0.9 29
$ -0 WAS Austin Ekeler -1.3 30
$ -0 WAS Jacory Croskey-Merritt -1.8 31
$ -0 SEA Zach Charbonnet -1.9 32
$ -0 DAL Javonte Williams -2.1 33
$ -0 DEN J.K. Dobbins -2.2 34
$ -0 JAC Travis Etienne Jr. -2.3 35
$ -0 NE Rhamondre Stevenson -2.5 36
$ -0 MIN Jordan Mason -2.6 37
$ -0 CLE Jerome Ford -2.7 38
$ -0 HOU Joe Mixon -2.7 39
WIDE RECEIVER
VALUE TM NAME PTS/WK #
$ 0 CIN Ja'Marr Chase +6.6 1
$ 0 MIN Justin Jefferson +4.3 2
$ 0 DAL CeeDee Lamb +4.2 3
$ 0 NYG Malik Nabers +3.4 4
$ 0 LAR Puka Nacua +3.3 5
$ 0 DET Amon-Ra St. Brown +3.2 6
$ 0 HOU Nico Collins +3.0 7
$ 0 JAC Brian Thomas Jr. +2.9 8
$ 0 ATL Drake London +2.3 9
$ 0 PHI A.J. Brown +2.1 10
$ 0 MIA Tyreek Hill +2.0 11
$ 0 LAC Ladd McConkey +1.8 12
$ 0 TB Mike Evans +1.6 13
$ 0 CIN Tee Higgins +1.5 14
$ 0 WAS Terry McLaurin +1.4 15
$ 0 LAR Davante Adams +1.3 16
$ 0 SEA Jaxon Smith-Njigba +1.1 17
$ 0 PIT DK Metcalf +0.9 18
$ 0 ARI Marvin Harrison Jr. +0.7 19
$ 0 KC Xavier Worthy +0.7 20
$ 0 NYJ Garrett Wilson +0.6 21
$ 0 CHI DJ Moore +0.5 22
$ 0 BAL Zay Flowers +0.4 23
$ 0 DEN Courtland Sutton +0.3 24
$ 0 CAR Tetairoa McMillan +0.1 25
$ 0 PHI DeVonta Smith +0.0 26
$ 0 DET Jameson Williams +0.0 27
$ -0 CLE Jerry Jeudy -0.1 28
$ -0 TEN Calvin Ridley -0.1 29
$ -0 DAL George Pickens -0.3 30
$ -0 MIA Jaylen Waddle -0.6 31
$ -0 WAS Deebo Samuel Sr. -0.9 32
$ -0 JAC Travis Hunter -1.0 33
$ -0 GB Matthew Golden -1.2 34
$ -0 LV Jakobi Meyers -1.2 35
$ -0 CHI Rome Odunze -1.2 36
$ -0 NE Stefon Diggs -1.3 37
$ -0 NO Chris Olave -1.3 38
$ -0 SF Ricky Pearsall -1.4 39
$ -0 SEA Cooper Kupp -1.4 40
$ -0 IND Michael Pittman Jr. -1.7 41
$ -0 TB Emeka Egbuka -1.8 42
$ -0 SF Jauan Jennings -1.8 43
$ -0 BUF Keon Coleman -2.1 44
$ -0 BUF Khalil Shakir -2.1 45
$ -0 ATL Darnell Mooney -2.1 46
$ -0 NO Rashid Shaheed -2.1 47
$ -0 TB Chris Godwin Jr. -2.2 48
$ -0 MIN Jordan Addison -2.2 49
$ -0 GB Jayden Reed -2.4 50
$ -0 IND Josh Downs -2.5 51
$ -0 KC Rashee Rice -2.6 52
$ -0 DEN Marvin Mims Jr. -2.7 53
$ -0 BAL Rashod Bateman -2.9 54
$ -0 CAR Xavier Legette -3.1 55
$ -0 CLE Cedric Tillman -3.2 56
$ -0 KC Marquise Brown -3.4 57
$ -0 LAC Keenan Allen -3.5 58
$ -0 HOU Christian Kirk -3.6 59
$ -0 NE DeMario Douglas -3.7 60

The PTS/WK (VORP) column shows you how many more points per week are expected from this player, relative to the best bench player at this position.

Auction draft:

The COST column scales the VORP value based on your league budget.
This means, for example, that if you see QB Mahomes at $90 and TE Pitts at $10, they should have the same fantasy value as QB Hurts at $10 and TE Kelce at $90.
The concept of this chart is to help you find the best value for your money. You should see the COST column as "never go about this price".
Your goal during the auction is to acquire as many players as you can for prices below this COST value. That means you're getting more points per dollar than the average. You should have a more robust roster, as well as money left for bench players.

Snake draft:

The VALUE column compares the player's VORP to the projected starters at his position. This tells you how important this player is relative to others at his position.
This means, for example, that QB Mahomes at +10 PTS/WK might seem to have the same value as TE Kelce at +10 PTS/WK, but there might be several QBs that are close to +10 PTS/WK, while there are no other TEs close to +10 PTS/WK. Kelce has a higher value overall, because no one else at that position is a good substitute.

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