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James Harrison Is The Embodiment Of The Patriot Way
This week, the Pittsburgh Steelers shocked the football world when they cut veteran linebacker James Harrison. Some of us more refined NFL fans understand that what has come to pass …
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Week Sixteen Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Of A Better Tomorrow
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Week Fifteen Defense Fantasy Football – When All Your Streams Have Died
It is week fourteen and you are either in do or die mode or your playoffs have started. If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Mike Davis Overrated?
It has come to my attention that I have made a glaring omission on my week fifteen waiver wire article for running backs. By not addressing Mike Davis, I gave …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Tight End
Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Tight End aka I Only Wish It Was The End It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver aka The Waiver Wire Is Like 7-11 It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have arrived …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Running Backs aka A Concussed Kamara Makes Me Cry It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have …
Read More Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Fifteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fifteen Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka From Wentz It Came It is week fifteen, the fantasy playoffs have arrived and the …
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Week Fourteen Defense Fantasy Football – When All Your Streams Have Died
It is week fourteen and you are either in do or die mode or your playoffs have started. If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Tight End
Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Tight End aka Where Oh Where Did My Gronk Go It is week fourteen and we are …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka All I Do Is Win Win Win It is week fourteen and we are …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Running In Circles It is week fourteen and we are either in do or …
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Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Fourteen Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Fourteen Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka No Quarter Shall Be Given It is week fourteen and we are either in do …
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Fantasy Football: Sit or Start Josh Gordon in Week Thirteen?
Imagine you are at the blackjack table. You have a nineteen. You see the dealer holding a ten and you know that he has a twenty and has you beat. …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Marcus Mariota over Josh McCown?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Josh McCown is the smart fantasy football play. In our week thirteen quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I find myself wondering …
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Week Thirteen Defense Fantasy Football – The Stream Of The Crop
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Tight End
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka As If It Wasn’t Bad Enough I Have To Write About Tight Ends, I …
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Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Where There’s A Waiver Last week, I worried that the waiver wire wide receivers …
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Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Running Backs aka I Am Back To Hating Waiver Wire Running Backs Remember last week when I …
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Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Thirteen Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka You’re On The Case When you are thirteen weeks into a fantasy football season …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Drew Brees Or Sit Drew Brees?
In our week twelve quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to tell you why you should start Drew Brees. I know what you are thinking. Waleed, didn’t Jeff tell …
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Week Twelve Defense Fantasy Football – What Streams May Come
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Wasted Wishes With Hopes Of Winning Normally, I think finding wide receivers on the …
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Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Running Backs aka I Don’t Actually Hate All The Waiver Wire Running Backs The good news for …
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Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Twelve Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Twelve Waiver Wire Quarterbacks aka You Know It’s Bad When Blaine Gabbert Looks Good When you are twelve weeks …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Marcedes Lewis over Tyler Kroft?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tyler Kroft is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven tight end sit or start counterpoint, I’ll tell you …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Latavius Murray over a Patriots Running Back?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting one of the New England Patriots running back is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven running back sit …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Amari Cooper over Sterling Shepard?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sterling Shepard is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’ll take some …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Should You Start Ryan Fitzpatrick over Derek Carr?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Derek Carr is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eleven quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to add …
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Week Eleven Defense Fantasy Football – Man Of My Streams
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Tight End
Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Even Tight Ends Don’t Like Tight Ends When talking about waiver wire tight …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka What Wide Receivers Have We Made Up? If you have read my waiver …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Everything Is A Lie The problem with trying to find a waiver wire …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Eleven Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eleven Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Where Bortles Sounds Like Hope The waiver wire quarterback pool for week eleven is …
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Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Jack Doyle over Jared Cook
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, starts off by telling you that he is one of the biggest Jared Cook detractors out there, before going on to recommend starting Jared …
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Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Sammy Watkins over Demaryius Thomas
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, gave a half-hearted endorsement of Demaryius Thomas, which is all he probably deserves. In our week nine wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’d …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Hot Takes from Crazy Commenters
Leave it to crazy commenters to get to the secret conspirator behind the Ezekiel Elliott back-and-forth: The utility companies!
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Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler
Top 5 Complaints of Josh Gordon’s Handler Keeps trying to sell me Michael Floyd’s “gently used” car Insists “being on the Browns” is a valid reason for a marijuana prescription …
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Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Ameer Abdullah over Adrian Peterson
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Adrian Peterson is the smart fantasy football play. In our week nine running back sit or start counterpoint, I’m going to …
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Fantasy Football: Week Nine Wide Receiver Sleepers – God of WR
Sometimes the fantasy football gods take care of things themselves. Pierre Garcon had horrendously underperformed with C.J. Beathard, and was becoming a drop candidate. The Niners put him on IR. …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Paul Richardson in Week Nine?
Only one wide receiver was more widely added this week in fantasy football than Paul Richardson, and that was part Twitter sensation, part Martavis Bryant annoyance, part wide receiver JuJu …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Demaryius Thomas in Week Nine?
This isn’t where Brock Osweiler wanted to end up. He took less money from the Houston Texans than offered by the Denver Broncos to end up sucking, getting kicked to …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Buffalo Bills at New York Jets
When the NFL schedule makers put together Thursday Night Football, they had their requisite Bills-Jets “get them out of the way” game. All teams must get at least one Thursday …
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Thinking of Playing Fantasy Football? Find out if It’s Right for You with This Fantasy Football Choose Your Own Adventure
Fantasy Football Choose Your Own Adventure Hey, new players! Welcome to the exciting, lighthearted world of fantasy football. Sure, fantasy football can enhance otherwise boring NFL games, just like gambling …
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You Be the Commish: What Do You Do When an Odd Number of Players Joins the League?
It seems simple enough to ignore the fact that an odd number of players have signed up for a fantasy football league. Hey, sometimes people just have a bye week. …
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Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Nine Trade Targets – A Cleveland Celebration
The NFL trade deadline this week was a lot of fun to watch unfold. It is not every day you get to watch a team celebrate a trade that didn’t …
Read More Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Tyrod Taylor over Jared Goff
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Goff is the smart fantasy football play. In our week nine quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to offer …
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NFL Week 9 Injury Report – Paperwork Is the Most Important
Editor’s note: For the Week 9 injury report, we wanted to bring in an insider to weigh-in on the McCarron trade paperwork gaffe. So we got someone who is in …
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Week Nine Defense Fantasy Football – Dare To Stream
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous: Forced Halloween Metaphors for Week 9 FAAB
When you calculate your week 9 FAAB, you want to sort your waiver wire targets based on which of three monsters they are. Yes, this is a longstanding and peer-reviewed …
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The Ragin’ — The Tale of Colin Kaepernick
Welcome to The Absurdity Horror. This Halloween, we will be sharing with you the scariest football ghost story of all, the tale of Colin Kaepernick. Football Absurdity is proud to …
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Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Tight End
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka The One That Almost Got Away! We are eight weeks into the football …
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Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Into the Great Wide Receiver Open Week nine has some very exciting options …
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Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Burkhead Truther Will Set You Free To Die, To Zeke, No More….Again …
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Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Nine Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Nine Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Bad Just Got Badder The waiver wire quarterback pool for week nine is as …
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Five Fascinating Facts about Week 8
I wanted, “Eight Enlightening Facts about Week 8,” but our quality control department is strict as to what qualifies as “fascinating.”
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Week 8 NFL Disappointments – I Miss Parity
A disappointingly un-disappointing week still had a few week 8 NFL disappointments.
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Week 8 NFL Surprises – Great Job, Browns!
An extremely condescending and sarcastic look at the biggest Week 8 NFL Surprises.
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Tom Brady Overrated?
We are about halfway through the fantasy football season and to the surprise of nobody, the number one rated quarterback in fantasy football is Tom Brady. How can you not …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Is Alex Smith Overrated?
We are about halfway through the fantasy football season and to the surprise of everyone, the best quarterback in football is Alex Smith. Let’s be honest, nobody saw this coming. …
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Watch NFL Week 8 Live Reactions
I had a mega-celebrity lined up to live blog and watch NFL Week 8 Live Reactions. However, a certain orange-and-black-striped tiger named for a famous philosopher landed in jail on …
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Friday Football Freakshow: NFL Hot Takes from Crazy People
Welcome to a special Saturday edition of the Friday Football Freakshow! If Monday Night Football can be on a Saturday, I can share NFL hot takes on a Saturday.
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Kyle Rudolph over Tyler Kroft
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tyler Kroft was the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight tight end sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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Fantasy Football Puzzles: October 2017
We’ve got fantasy football puzzles. You know, in case fantasy football wasn’t complicated enough for you.
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Joe Mixon over Ameer Abdullah
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah was the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight running back sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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You Be the Commish: Is This the Worst Fantasy Football Rule, Ever?
Some might say the worst fantasy football rule is “minus 500 points if a kicker misses an extra point.” Still, some might say that’s the best rule. I recently saw …
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Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Eight Trade Targets
It’s Trade Talk Thursday and many readers are trying to figure out which week eight trade targets would look best on their fantasy football team. Unfortunately, it was a relatively …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Devin Funchess over Nelson Agholor
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Nelson Agholor is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight wide receiver sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to …
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Week 8 Injury Report by “Dr.” Sebastian Flowers, Natural Healer and Chiropractor
What Big Medicine doesn’t want you to know is that a lot of players on the week 8 injury report would heal much sooner if they opened their minds to …
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Fantasy Football Sit Or Start Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Tyrod Taylor over Andy Dalton
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. In our week eight quarterback sit or start counterpoint, I’d like to offer …
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Fantasy Football Week Eight Defense – The Best Defense Is A Streaming Defense
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Football FAABsurdity’s FAABsolutely FAABulous Orphan Charity Drive
Hi, I’m Evan Hoovler, Football Absurdity’s features writer, FAAB analyst, and primary embezzler. Although our mission is to put the fun back into the glorious hobby of fantasy football, I’ve …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Tight Ends
Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Tight End aka Why Tight Ends? Because You Hate Yourself, That’s Why! We are seven weeks into …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Wide Receiver aka Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wide Receivers The wonderful thing about the waiver …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Running Back
Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Running Back aka Running to the Waiver Wire For All Your Problems If you thought the …
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Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback
Week Eight Waiver Wire: QB RB WR TE Fantasy Football: Week Eight Waiver Wire Quarterback aka The Waiver Wire Is Where Quarterbacks Go To Die As we dive into the …
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10 Fascinating Facts from the NFL Week 7
Facts from the NFL Week 7 Week 7 wasn’t quite as exciting as in previous weeks, but the facts from the NFL are just as solid: The Arizona Cardinals could …
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This Week in Fantasy Football left Me Feeling Sexually Unsatisfied
They say I’m insatiable. I say they’re just bad in bed. Speaking of which, here are my three biggest disappointments for fantasy football in this, the week of our Lord, …
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Three Surprising NFL Week 7 Performances (That Prove I’m Not Always Negative)
NFL Week 7 Surprises A lot of people say I need an attitude change. A lot of people can suck it. Here are my NFL week 7 surprises.
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Week 7 NFL Live Reactions from Dr. Manhattan
Week 7 NFL Live Reactions Week 7 NFL Live Thursday It is Thursday, October 19, 2017, 8:45 PM. I watch with disdain as Amari Cooper goes over 200 yards with …
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Fantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Adrian Peterson over Tevin Coleman
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tevin Coleman is the smart fantasy football play. With our Fantasy Football Counterpoint, I’d like to take a look at Jeff’s …
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My Wife Lost Her Job, We Might Lose Our House, yet I’m Still Not as Salty about It as You Are about Losing Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers is a Packer. My wife is a saint. Wait, is there a saint that is really nice but also curses like a sailor and loves cheap whiskey?
Read MoreFantasy Football Counterpoint: Why You Should Start Amari Cooper over Marqise Lee
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Marqise Lee is the smart fantasy football play. Jeff also told you that his heart really wanted to go with Pierre …
Read More Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Seven Trade Targets
Do you remember how you used to have hope that you could win a championship? And do you remember when those dreams were broken? For many of you, those dreams …
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Farm and NFL Injury Report for Week 7
NFL Injury Report for Week 7 Name’s Ephraim. Been farmin’ since the second Great War. Here’s what I think about the NFL injury report for week 7. Also, I got …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Jared Goff over Tyrod Taylor
First off, what is an Absurdity Check. This is where I take a look at one of Jeff Krisko’s sit/start articles and offer a different point of view. Then we …
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Roger Goddell doesn’t want an Ezekiel Elliott suspension! He wants Ezekiel Elliott’s love
America’s favorite soap opera, the NFL, has seen a dip in ratings the past couple of seasons. And frankly, I’m not surprised. Personally, I think the NFL has finally jumped …
Read More Week Seven Defense Fantasy Football – Some Things Are Indefensible
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Week Six Biggest Disappointments
Week three has come and gone and with it any hope that our collarbones will remain intact. Who knew monstrous men could do so much damage to one fantasy football …
Read More Fantasy Football Week Six’s Biggest Surprises
Week six has come and gone and if you started any of these running backs this week, you probably thought we were still in the year of our Lord, 2015. …
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Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Tight End
Quarterback Waiver Wire Week Seven Running Back Waiver Wire Week Seven Wide Receiver Waiver Wire Week Seven Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Are You Going To …
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Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Wide Receiver
Quarterback Waiver Wire Week Seven Running Back Waiver Wire Week Seven Tight End Waiver Wire Week Seven Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Wide Receiver aka Wide Receivers Aren’t Always …
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Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Running Backs
Quarterback Waiver Wire Week Seven Wide Receiver Waiver Wire Week Seven Tight End Waiver Wire Week Seven Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Running Backs aka There Is No Such …
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Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Quarterback
Running Back Waiver Wire Week Seven Wide Receiver Waiver Wire Week Seven Tight End Waiver Wire Week Seven Week Seven: Fantasy Football Waiver Wire Quarterback aka Your Team Is As …
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14 Fascinating Facts about the NFL’s Week 6
This week proved that there’s nothing weirder than a regression towards normalcy. Check out these 14 fascinating facts about the NFL’s week 6:
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TOP FIVE LISTS: Ezekiel Elliott Suspension, NaVorro Bowman, Roger Goodell
Top 5 things that are painfully parallel 1. Goodell urging white owners to use their authority to stop black players complaining about being mistreated by authorities
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Ryan Griffin over Evan Engram
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Evan Engram is the smart fantasy football play. I’ve have questions asking what an Absurdity Check is. An Absurdity Check is …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Martavis Bryant over DeSean Jackson
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting DeSean Jackson is the smart fantasy football play. While I can understand the appeal, I feel there are better boom or …
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Trade Talk Thursday Redux: Fantasy Football Ezekiel Elliott Impact
In Trade Talk Thursday, I covered general trade strategies for the week. But with the news coming out that the Ezekiel Elliott six game suspension is being upheld, now is …
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Trade Talk Thursday: Fantasy Football Week Six Trade Targets
We are five weeks into the fantasy football season, or as some men call it, the crucible. Some teams are forged into hardened steel. Other teams have found their line-ups …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Chris Thompson over Mike Gillislee
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Mike Gillislee is the smart fantasy football play. I must admit that I admire the faith required by Jeff to believe …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell, Duke Johnson in Week Six?
There probably isn’t a greater feeling of drafting the wrong fantasy football running back in the NFL than Isaiah Crowell & Duke Johnson. This offseason debates raged about whether Crowell …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Mike Gillislee in Week Six?
Mike Gillislee’s fantasy football owners have already had two very different seasons out of the Patriots running back. In the first couple weeks of the season, Gillislee had 33 carries …
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Fantasy Football: Week Six Quarterback Streamers – Welcome to McCown Town
Whether you’re streaming your fantasy football quarterback, have succumb to injuries, drafted only DeShone Kizer for some reason or your QB is on a Bye week, we are here to …
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Week 6 Report for NFL Injuries and Conspiracies
Greetings humans and extra-terrestrial aficionados of human fantasy sports. I am here with a Week 6 report for NFL injuries that will bring the curtains down on this whole plot. …
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Week Six Defense Fantasy Football – Stop Being So Defensive
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carson Wentz in Week Six?
Carson Wentz started off extremely well each of the last two seasons in real life and in fantasy football. Through the first four games last season, he amassed 1,007 passing …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Six – Chiefly Among Them
You already know who’s number one right now. The rest of us are fighting over scraps. The combined suckage that fills MetLife Stadium rivals even the strongest Dyson offering, and …
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Waiver Wire Tight End Week Six: Fantasy Football Tight Ends aka Why Are We Still Talking About This
We are five weeks into the football season and for some reason, we are still talking about waiver wire tight end. Why? Didn’t you get the hint last week when …
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Six: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka When All Ankles Are Gone
Even after five weeks of football, there is still talent to be had at wide receiver. People are losing patience with some starters, while new players are emerging from new …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Six: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Running Out Of Options
As we look at the week six waiver wire, it’s getting harder and harder to find running backs to fill in. If you haven’t lost any running backs to injury …
Read More Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Six: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka It’s Trubisky Time
As we look at the waiver wire options for week six, we are finding the waiver wire at quarterback desperately thin. Unless you want to trust your team to Jay …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Disappointments
Week five has come and gone and you can only wonder at a universe that seems to be trying to destroy your fantasy football team. Why does everyone on your …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Biggest Surprises
Week five has come and gone and many zeroes decided to be heroes. Smart fantasy football streamers used these performances to punish their opponents. So let us sit back and …
Read More26 Fascinating Facts about Week 5 of the NFL
Week 5 of the NFL has wrapped, and I’m still reeling at the last second heroics of a certain team. Yes, that should fool readers into thinking I don’t write …
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An “Apology” from Dolphins Cocaine-Infused Offensive Line Coordinator Chris Foerster
First of all, I take the allegations that I was doing lines of Dolphins cocaine (which is way better than regular cocaine) very seriously. So seriously, that I haven’t slept since …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Hunter Henry over Austin Seferian-Jenkins
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Austin Seferian-Jenkins is the smart fantasy football play. He feels so strongly about ASJ that he broke out into song. And …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC West Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football: Week Five Tight End Streamers – More Like Rob GronkOUTski, Folks
There’s a player in every single fantasy football league who didn’t get to start their stud tight end on Thursday. Patriots All-World Tight End, Rob Gronkowski, was a late and …
Read More Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Austin Seferian-Jenkins in Week Five?
Last offseason, there were few fantasy football values I liked more than Austin Seferian-Jenkins. ASJ was a physical phenom in a TE-centric offense. Remember Cam Brate’s breakout 2016? That was …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Hot NFL Takes from People Who Are Cold and Dead Inside
I had planned to open this with some great takes on Cam Newton. “How can people somehow spin this against both black people AND women?” I thought
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start DeVante Parker over Pierre Garcon
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Pierre Garcon was the smart fantasy football play. Now I don’t what sort of game he’s playing at here, but I …
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Fantasy Football: Week Five Wide Receiver Streamers – Donte’s Inferno
There are enough high-end fantasy football wide receivers missing this week due to byes that it’ll make your head spin. The Saints (Michael Thomas), Falcons (Julio Jones), Broncos (Emmanuel Sanders …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Marqise Lee, Allen Hurns in Week Five?
There was much ado about how the Jacksonville passing game would shake out after they lost Allen Robinson for the season in week one. Many fantasy football prognosticators spilled gallons …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Pierre Garcon in Week Five?
The 49ers passing offense has not been a reliable source of fantasy football goodness for quite some time now. There was some hope that Chip Kelly would turn that around …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New England Patriots
Week five’s Thursday Night Football was AS ADVERTISED! Two high powered offenses exchanged blows against two overmatched defenses. It was a nailbiter too, as Brian Hoy—wait a second. That was …
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Football Scary Stories: From Wentz it Came
As part of our mission to bring entertainment to football analysis, we are going to give you a smattering of Halloween + Football scary stories all month. Speaking of which, …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Buy Low
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Week Five Trade Targets — Sell High
As we enter into week five of the fantasy football season, many teams are looking for ways to improve their roster. If you’ve read up on our guide to initiating …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Doug Martin over Frank Gore
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Frank Gore is the smart fantasy football play. Myself, I’m feeling a bit more aGOREaphobic this week. (I’m so sorry for …
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Week Five Defense Fantasy Football – Stream Weaver
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC South Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football: Week Five Running Back Streamers – Leadless in Seattle
Samuel Johnson once said, “running backs, like gold and diamonds, owe their fantasy football value only to their scarcity.” Well, sort of. I don’t know who Samuel Johnson is, but …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Tarik Cohen in Week Five?
In week one, Tarik Cohen sent the fantasy football world into a tizzy. He promised to be a huge part of the Bears passing game going forward. The Bears lost …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Frank Gore in Week Five?
Frank Gore has had a rough go of it so far in 2017. Defenses know Jacoby Brissett can’t hurt them, so they’ve keyed in on Gore. He’s currently facing the …
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So, My Wife Died Last Night: A Week 5 NFL Injury Report
She had been ill for some time. Last night I was asked to give the consent to take her off life support. She looked at me before she died, with …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Start Jay Cutler over Jameis Winston?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jameis Winston is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie to you. He is absolutely correct. I can’t …
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NFL Quarter Season: AFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC North Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Jameis Winston in Week Five?
Jameis Winston has been a hard nut to crack so far this season. He lost week one to a hurricane-induced bye week, which means there’s a smaller evaluation sample size …
Read MoreHot Butts: A List of Coaches Who Might Get Fired
Welcome to Hot Butts, where I detail who might get fired to our loyal readers (and a few confused people who stumbled in here searching for porn).
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NFL Quarter Season: NFC East Review
We are a quarter of the way through the 2017 NFL Season and nothing has gone as expected. Just the way we like it. The only thing predicable about the …
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NFL Power Rankings, Week Five – Buttkicker.com Edition
Week four in the NFL gave us a good amount of clarity as the power rankings settled in for the long season. We’ve learned the Patriots defense really is that …
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Waiver Wire Tight End Week Five: Fantasy Football Tight Ends aka When All Of Your Choices Are Wrong
We are four weeks into the football season and you have the nerve to come back to me for waiver wire tight end advice? Again? Didn’t you listen to me …
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Five: Fantasy Football Wide Receiver aka Out Routes and Onamonapia
The week five waiver wire is an interesting place to look for wide receivers. Two of the top ten receivers for this past week are available in most leagues. One …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Five: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka There’s No Running From Injuries
The waiver wire options for week five are a testament for just how much went wrong for some teams in week four. Injuries are piling up and if one of …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Five: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Tennessee Makes Titans Of Us All
As we head into the week five waiver wire pool, you are starting to miss your chance to get a break out candidate at quarterback. There is one every year …
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23 Fascinating Facts about the NFL Week 4
Week 4 has come to a close, and it went exactly as expected (provided you are a totally optimistic fan of the Bills, Panthers, and Jets). Here are a few dozen …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Surprises
Week four has come and one and if you played any of the top players from this week, I have to wonder what other terrible decisions you are making in …
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Fantasy Football Week Four Biggest Disappointments
Week four has come and gone. And with its departure comes the dawning realization that you don’t know what you are doing. Why did you think drafting a tight end …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Austin Seferian-Jenkins over Jared Cook
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jared Cook has got top-five upside. Jeff is saying the words, but I just don’t believe him. His words say start …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Kyle Rudolph in Week Four?
The year is 2032. While the Sino-Russian Confederacy has recovered from WWIII, the former United States exists as a post-nuclear apocalyptic wasteland of occupied territories. The area once known as …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Lighthearted, Funny Comments from the Tragically Insane
This week, Matthew Berry had coworkers ask him questions for his Love/Hate column, a gimmick that is lazy and should never be emulated. He received a batch of not-haha-funny comments, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Start Marvin Jones Jr., Don’t Sit Him!
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that sitting Marvin Jones Jr. is the smart fantasy football play. While Jeff brings up some interesting points, he is also wrong. If …
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Fantasy Football: Week Four Streaming Wide Receivers – Oh My God, They Started Kenny
Fantasy football owners so far this season haven’t had much of a need to stream wide receivers. Only Allen Robinson’s injury has left fantasy football owners tearfully dropping receivers. Desperate …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Green Bay Packers versus Chicago Bears
Last week’s Thursday Night Football had it all. It was one of the most exciting games all year. A massive rain delay exactly at the end of the first quarter …
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Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions: A Guide to Using “Week 4 Fantasy Football Questions” in the Title in a Desperate Attempt to Improve SEO
Week 4 fantasy football questions? Let me be completely direct with my response: I recently bought a house and started a business. The business is this site you are reading …
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Fantasy Football: Week Four Streaming Running Backs – My Streamer With Andre
Fantasy football owners so far this season have had every need to stream running backs, as David Johnson’s injury and questions surrounding top-twenty backs like Isaiah Crowell, DeMarco Murray, and …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Carolina Panthers Running Backs over Tarik Cohen
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Tarik Cohen is the smart fantasy football play. It is hard to fault his logic. I’m a Bears fan, and I …
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Week Four Defense Fantasy Football – Don’t Cross The Streams
If you read my article on playing the waiver wire game, you know that it is an essential part of winning your fantasy football league. If you haven’t read it, …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Why You Should Start Trevor Siemian over Andy Dalton
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Andy Dalton is the smart fantasy football play. Personally, I would tread gingerly before starting him at quarterback. There are some …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Isaiah Crowell in Week Four?
There wasn’t a mediocre running back debated more hotly this fantasy football offseason than Isaiah Crowell. There were two general camps when it came to the Browns’ back. The pro-Crowell …
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Injury Report for Week 4 (by a Guy Who Is in Denial about His Own Racism)
Melvin Gordon Injury Report for Week 4 Dealing with an injury, Gordon sat out Wednesday’s practice. His starting-or-sitting decision will come down to whether he can practice or not …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Ben Roethlisberger in Week Four?
At this point, it seems like picking on Road Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football just feels like the cheap way out. Unfortunately, there are still those out there who decry …
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Waiver Wire Wide Receiver Week Four: Fantasy Football Wide Receivers aka Ready Receiver Relief
We are three weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Stefon Diggs helped many teams keep a record number …
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Waiver Wire Running Back Week Four: Fantasy Football Running Backs aka Sometimes Running Is The Only Option
The waiver wire running back options for week four paint a very interesting picture for how the season has gone. Darren Sproles ACL tear makes a cloudy situation in Philadelphia. …
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Waiver Wire Quarterback Week Four: Fantasy Football Quarterbacks aka Bort Gonna Bort
The waiver wire quarterback options for week four offer some very interesting options. Week three of the NFL football season has made the picture for who to start a little …
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Trump NFL Speech Unites Players And Owners — A Football Absurdity
Football Absurdity tries to keep football light. We fully admit that we don’t know what we are talking about. Heck, our mission statement is that football is supposed to be …
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Week Three Recap: And Everyone In Fantasy Football Breathed A Little Easier
The last two weeks have been tough for fantasy football owners. We all had to sit around and question whether we actually knew what we were doing when we drafted …
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28 Fascinating Facts about Week 3 in the NFL
With wild upsets and extremely close games, this was the most exciting week in the NFL, this year. Check out all these facts about week 3 that put this week’s …
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Fantasy Football Week Three’s Biggest Disappointments
Fantasy Football week three has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. Fantasy owners had many opportunities …
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Fantasy Football Week Three: The Biggest Surprises
Week three has come and gone and if you played any of these quarterbacks this week, you were probably drunk, desperate or both. So let us sit back and examine …
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Fantasy Football: Week Three Tight End Streamers – Everyone Else is Hurt
Streaming fantasy football tight ends is an art. An incredibly frustrating art, but one that some of us embrace rather than chase high-valued tight ends. Unfortunately for those who invested …
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Fantasy Football: Week Three Running Back Streamers – CJ?K Edition
Even though bye weeks aren’t a problem until next week, it’s already necessary for some fantasy football players to start streaming. David Johnson and DeMarco Murray owners are especially desperate …
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Fantasy Football: Week Three Wide Receiver Streamers – Un-Lockett Potential
Despite scheduled bye weeks starting next week, it’s already necessary for some fantasy football players to start streaming. Desperate fantasy football owners should look to the wire for patch jobs …
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Fantasy Football: Week Three Quarterback Streamers – Siemian Mindset, Part II
While the bye weeks aren’t quite upon us yet, it’s already necessary for some fantasy football players to start streaming. Andrew Luck still isn’t back and Kirk Cousins and Russell …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Comments from Possibly Rabid Fans
The first of our crazy comments comes from the Yahoo Sports article, “Week 3 deep sleepers and DFS bargains” First of all, it’s spelled Foreman, assuming he’s talking about Houston’s …
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Five Beloved NFL Players (and the Horrible Crimes They Got away with)
The NFL only cares about money. The NFL gave no thought to curbing domestic violence until it started to lose them money. If domestic violence somehow increased profits for the …
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Fantasy Football Trade: Week Three Trade Targets
We are two weeks into the fantasy football season, and we are starting to get an idea of which players are going to be more valuable than others. If you’ve …
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Fantasy Football: Start or Sit Carson Wentz Week Three?
Coming into this fantasy football season, there was a class of quarterbacks who were set to be back-end starters who you could mix-and-match two of them to cobble together a …
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Bears Absurdity: John Fox Thinks Mike Glennon Makes Good Decisions
On Monday morning, for his weekly press conference, John Fox said of quarterback Mike Glennon, “He makes good decisions.” This goes to show that John Fox makes bad decisions. But …
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You Be the Commish: Does the Butterfly Effect Exist in Fantasy Football
Today’s scenario comes from an email to Fantasy Football Today. A commissioner in a six-year-old league is re-examining the results from year 1. Turns out, a stat correction changed who …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka Is This The Year Rookie Tight Ends Are Good?
We are two weeks into the football season and you hate tight ends, as you should. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another man’s waiver wire opportunity. So …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Is It Better To Receive So Stop Dropping Passes!
We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which wide receiver to put in your lineup. Fear not, because one man’s draft disaster is another …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka The Bad Belichick Is Back
Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Running Backs aka Bad Belichick Is Back We are two weeks into the football season and you still don’t know which Bill Belichick running …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Surprises
Week two has come and gone and if you played your cards right and listened to last week’s waiver suggestions, you might still have hope of salvaging that dumpster fire …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two’s Biggest Fantasy Disappointments
Week two has come and gone and with it any hope that the powerhouse team you drafted isn’t a steaming pile of poop. So let us sit back and examine …
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20 Fascinating Facts about NFL Week Two
Fun Fact: I set a record for most days without curling up in a tiny ball under the kitchen table, my tears streaking down the screen of my tablet showing my …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Tight End Streamers – Milling and Cooking Clay
Tight End is a rough position to stream, but an even harder position to own outright. Many positional studs were ranked well outside the top-ten last week, with Rob Gronkowski …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Quarterback Streamers – Siemian Mindset
Fantasy football was quite disappointing week one, with over half the league failing to notch at least 350 passing yards, and with about another half scoring fewer than 21 points …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You really Start Coby Fleener In Week Two?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Coby Fleener is the smart fantasy football play. I’m not going to lie, I love a lot of his points. Coby …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Tarik Cohen In Week Two?
Why Alvin Kamara is the smarter fantasy football start than Tarik Cohen in Week Two
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Thursday Night Farceball: Houston Texans at Cincinnati Bengals
Tonight’s Thursd— The Bengals-Texa— It felt like it was imp— Look can you j— Can I go now? Okay. Now that that’s out of the way, you now understand the …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Chris Hogan In Week Two?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Chris Hogan is about to ascend to saintly numbers. While he makes some interesting points on why Chris Hogan is an …
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16 Fascinating Facts about Week 1 of the 2017 NFL Season
For the first time since September 17, 2011, Jacksonville is over .500 2016 saw one of the closest seasons in terms of margin of victory. In week one of 2017, 11 …
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Fantasy Football: Notable Injuries Going Into Week Two
We are one week into the fantasy football season and panic mode has already set in for a few owners. While the fantasy death of Ezekiel Elliott appears to have …
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Fantasy Football Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Sam Bradford in Week Two?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Sam Bradford is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Tight Ends aka I Looked Into The Void And Only Saw Tight Ends
We are one week into the football season and you are already finding yourself staring into the abyss that is the tight end waiver wire. What’s a man to do? …
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Fantasy Football: Week Two Waiver Wire Wide Receivers aka Revenge of the Rookie Receivers
We are one week into the football season and you’ve already lost a quarter of the ACL’s on your roster. What’s a man to do? Fear not, because one man’s …
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Fantasy Football: Drafter Disaster Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Waiver Wire
Do you remember that feeling you had when you walked out of your draft? Do you remember how you called a contractor to build you a customized trophy case. Do …
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Fantasy Football: Week One Wide Receiver Streamers
While most week ones are not candidates for scouring the fantasy football waiver wire for streaming candidates, most week ones don’t have a game canceled due to the biggest storm …
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Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Jamison Crowder in Week One?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Jamison Crowder is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Delanie Walker in Week One?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Delanie Walker is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Absurdity Check: Should You Really Start Ameer Abdullah in Week One?
This week my co-worker, Jeff Krisko, suggested that starting Ameer Abdullah is the smart fantasy football play. While he makes some interesting points on why this is a good decision, …
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Fantasy Football: Week One Quarterback Streamers
While most week ones are not candidates for scouring the fantasy football waiver wire for streaming candidates, most week ones don’t have a game cancelled due to the biggest storm …
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Friday Football Freakshow: Crazy Takes from Hot People
Dungeons and Dragons seemed pretty fun. I never played it as a teen, even though a lot of my friends did. I liked the idea of exploring a fantasy world, …
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Thursday Night Farceball: Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots
The NFL kicked off its wonderful Thursday Night Football slate (with Sunday Night Football presentation) with the reigning champs, riding high on an off-season of 28-3 memes, ready to slaughter …
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NFC Super Bowl Prediction: Not-so-Exotic Smash Mouth
Yesterday, I put up my thoroughly-vetted AFC predictions. The process is simple: Using Madden 18’s player stats, I created quarterbacks for all 16 teams in a wrestling game. Then I …
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The Declaration of Auction-dependence
Anyone who has ever shot a bunch of people in an attempt to overthrow a brutal regime knows:
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Alternative Fantasy Football Facts: The Only 8 Tips You Need to Dominate Your Fantasy Football Auction
Last Thursday, our very own Evan Hoovler told you how you can dominate your fantasy football auction league. Yet in the very first sentence, he told you about how one …
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Fantasy Football: Is Jordan Howard underrated in 2017?
Everyone knows Ezekiel Elliott led the NFL is rushing last, but we seem to be overlooking number two on that list – Jordan Howard. There is no fantasy football commodity …
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Fantasy Football Mock Draft: Drafting from the turn
The key to getting to Carnegie Hall and the key to dominating your fantasy football league are the same: Practice, Practice, Practice. The regular draft season is right around the …
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Fantasy Football: Is Dez Bryant destined to be a 2017 bust?
Few NFL players possess as much natural talent as Dez Bryant, but there have been few players so frustrating to own in fantasy football on a weekly basis over the …
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