The Absurdity Report: NFL Funniest Memes, Videos, Moments of 2019

Each week I will be discussing the funniest football happenings that take place in the NFL. All the hoopla of the players, crowds, and referees will be under my absurdity microscope. Get ready to enjoy the wacky, zany, silly, and unpredictability that occurs during the season as we examine the funniest NFL memes, tweets, and plays for the 2019 season.

To Infinity and Beyond!

From NFL Week 1

From NFL Week 2

Per @MikeGarafolo, #Jaguars starting QB Gardner Minshew III stretches in the pre-game locker room in nothing but a jockstrap. Again, our hero 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) September 15, 2019

From NFL Week 3

ANKLES

(via @thecheckdown) pic.twitter.com/XCrojGNBRD
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 22, 2019

Tackle Kyle Juszczyk at your own risk 😤@JuiceCheck44 pic.twitter.com/BGqsbuz09b
— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) September 22, 2019

From NFL Week 4

DeAndre Hopkins threw an interception. You read that right. pic.twitter.com/z3nutALR7i
— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) September 29, 2019

From NFL Week 5

Air McCaffrey. Oh my, @run__cmc! #KeepPounding #JAXvsCAR

📺: CBS
📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app
Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/d6meepU6Nz pic.twitter.com/4Wlo5UCSDX
— NFL (@NFL) October 6, 2019

From NFL Week 6

https://twitter.com/KCSportsWire/status/1183431895561977857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1183431895561977857&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdailysnark.com%2Fchiefs-wr-tyreek-hill-just-mossed-the-hell-out-of-the-texans-defense%2F

Poor Jason Garrett trying to get a high five 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9uqq5lUWVg
— Matt Connolly (@MattOnClemson) October 13, 2019

From NFL Week 7

Who else is seeing ghost besides Sam Darnold 👻🏈👻🏈👻🏈👻#mondaynightfootball #SamDarnoldson #PatriotsvsJets #seeingghost #nfl #Jets #Patriots #espnmnf #espn pic.twitter.com/FVnfzVffMV
— SASP (@SASP40587946) October 22, 2019

From NFL Week 8

DESHAUN WATSON... UNREAL

(via @thecheckdown) pic.twitter.com/tAWvZk0r0M
— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) October 27, 2019

What a stiff arm by Sutton.pic.twitter.com/XNErghrNzy
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 27, 2019

This pretty much sums up the Tampa Bay Bucs pic.twitter.com/aZa4DdSXJR
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) October 27, 2019

NFL Week 9

Lamar Jackson's a video game 🔥

(via @NFL)pic.twitter.com/bolP7P8ZYF
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) November 4, 2019

From NFL Week 10

The ref really allowed the Lions to spot the ball wherever they wanted 🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/aATCQr0vk0
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) November 10, 2019

Browns had eight chances to score from the goal line...

Bills stopped them ALL EIGHT TIMES 🚫

(via @thecheckdown)pic.twitter.com/7rWLcH8mjO
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 10, 2019

From NFL Week 11

Just get rid of challenging pass interference all together pic.twitter.com/Nf7VSFwobY
— Barstool Sports (@BarstoolsTweets) November 17, 2019

Source: NFL plans to fine about 10 players for leaving bench area during Steelers-Browns brawl.https://t.co/6NShhOf27K
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) November 17, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1211&v=MFjqDc_hwho&feature=emb_logo

From NFL Week 13

The NFC East is such a damn disgrace, the 3-9 Redskins can still win it. 🤯

Launch this division into the sun! https://t.co/hL63aZ0nuI
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) December 2, 2019

Receipt SZN 😈

Some NFL GMs are looking back at 2018 draft reports to see which of their scouts said Lamar Jackson wasn’t an NFL quarterback, per @JayGlazer pic.twitter.com/1NRrVWpLnX
— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) December 2, 2019

From NFL Week 14

Patriots admit to violating the NFL’s policies but claim they were not cheating https://t.co/pwqkXvVwak #NFL #NFLDraftNews pic.twitter.com/tgqgEETfNa
— NFL Draft Diamonds (@DraftDiamonds) December 10, 2019

Eagles players lined up to show Eli love after the game ✊

(via @thecheckdown)pic.twitter.com/OYd8JQNkz8
— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) December 10, 2019

Odell refusing to huddle up with the Browns? Lmaooo https://t.co/KYGpmr2sbD
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) December 8, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5bSm4oELO0

From NFL Week 15

NFL has suspended Josh Gordon indefinitely for violating the league’s policies on performance-enhancing substances and substances of abuse.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 16, 2019

This block by George Kittle is top 5 most dominating blocks I’ve seen and to make it even better ... he’s laughing the entire time cuz it’s the best feeling in the world. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/ra1POlcUup
— Geoff Schwartz (@geoffschwartz) December 15, 2019

Kyler Murray had the best close and tackle I’ve ever seen from a QB. Explosive!! pic.twitter.com/l2mVmaTHDM
— Daniel Jeremiah (@MoveTheSticks) December 16, 2019

It’s 2 am, 25 degrees, and #BillsMafia still showed out! pic.twitter.com/3B5w2okK4m
— Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) December 16, 2019

The scene is wild here.

Raiders fans refusing to leave.

Minor unrest; mostly under control. pic.twitter.com/nD9dsFwzk2
— Marc Sessler (@MarcSessler) December 16, 2019

From NFL Week 16

Adding on to earlier NFL Network report, Marshawn Lynch is scheduled to meet today with Seahawks’ HC Pete Carroll and take a physical, per source.

“Both sides are optimistic he is back wearing 24”, per source. And that would mean Lynch and Seahawks vs. 49ers for NFC West title.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 23, 2019

Michael Thomas's record-setting 144th catch of 2019 is *also* a dagger touchdown for the Saints 👨‍🍳😗 pic.twitter.com/mSCzgxUdiC
— Christian D'Andrea (@TrainIsland) December 22, 2019

Ryan Fitzpatrick is the only QB in NFL history to throw 4+ TDs in a single game for FIVE DIFFERENT teams 🤯 pic.twitter.com/U6cgbsYkvu
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) December 23, 2019

All players with 1,000 or more fantasy points through their first three NFL seasons:

- Ladanian Tomlinson
- Christian McCaffrey

/end of list https://t.co/fLsACDGhws
— Scott Barrett (@ScottBarrettDFB) December 23, 2019

From NFL Week 17

Jameis Winston is the first player in NFL history with 30 Pass TD and 30 Int in the same season. pic.twitter.com/oPe0EpfbLQ
— ESPN (@espn) December 29, 2019

Still shaking my head at non-Pass Interference call in the last minute of the 49ers-Seahawks game. NFL Office put us through a season of inconsistent reversals but this is what the rule was supposed to fix-missed call that impacted playoff spots of 4 teams. Why have review?? pic.twitter.com/ouKEqYkT8S
— Tony Dungy (@TonyDungy) December 30, 2019

The first 20 picks of the 2020 @NFLDraft are set! pic.twitter.com/5tUSaf1iDV
— NFL (@NFL) December 30, 2019

Christian McCaffrey just became the third player in NFL history with 1,000 rushing yards and 1,000 receiving yards in the same season.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 29, 2019

Wild-card weekend now set.

Saturday:
🏈Buffalo at Houston, 4:35 ET
🏈Tennessee at New England 8:15 ET

Sunday:
🏈Minnesota at New Orleans, 1:05 ET
🏈Seattle at Philadelphia, 4:40 ET
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 30, 2019

2019 NFL stat leaders:
* Passing yards: Jameis WInston (5,102)
* Rushing yards: Derrick Henry (1,540)
* Receiving yards: Michael Thomas (1,725)
* Sacks: Shaquil Barrett (19.5)
* Tackles: Bobby Wagner (159)
* Total TD: Christian McCaffrey/Aaron Jones (19)
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) December 30, 2019