Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide

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Dynasty drafters: You’ve got your rookies, we’ve got funny 2018 rookie fantasy football team names. It’s not even subjective: If you don’t find these team names funny you will start the football season at a significant competitive disadvantage and will probably end up getting an awful tattoo or whatever last-place punishment your league has (my league makes the last-place owner renounce Christ.)

On that note, if a player isn’t on here, it means that I could not make a super-hilario team name about them, which makes them completely undraftable. That’s what it does.

Check out our list of 2018 rookie fantasy football team names, and leave your own funny team names in the comments!

NAME	TEAM NAME
Saquon Barkley	Alcoholics Saquonymous
Derrius Guice	No More Mr. Guice Guice
Derrius Guice & Julian Edelman	EdelGuice
Sony Michel	It’s Sony Mi and You
Rashaad Penny	A Penny Earned Is a Penny Rashaved
Kerryon Johnson	Kerryon My Wayward Johnson
Ronald Jones	Ronald Wives’ Tale-back
Nick Chubb	Smack My Nick Chubb
Calvin Ridley	The Calvinted Mr. Ridley
DJ Moore	You should rap less, and DJ Moore
Cortland Sutton	This Land Is Cortland
Cortland Sutton & Royce Freeman	Freeman on the Cortland
Lamar Jackson	Lamar J-ency exit
Baker Mayfield	The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Mayfield
Sam Darnold	Sam Darnold Story, Sam Darnold Song and Dance
Josh Allen	Josh Allen Kung Fu
Josh Rosen	Many Are Called but Few Josh Rosen
Michael Gallup	Y’all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mike… Gallup in here, Gallup in Here