With the primaries approaching for the 2020 U.S. Presidential election, we’ve been hearing a lot of great slogans that would also make funny 2019 fantasy football team names. This inspired us to take a look through history at U.S. Presidential slogans that also make hilarious team names.
Note: Not all of these are directly adapted from U.S. Presidential campaign slogans, but we just couldn’t resist including politically-charged gems such as “Keep on Hockenson the Free World” and “My Body, My Royce,” in this list of funny 2019 fantasy football team names.
Also, we ranked these from least-best to best-best, just for fun:
2019 Funny Politics-Themed Fantasy Football Team Names
| Rank | Player Name | U.S. President | Fantasy Football Team Name |
| 15 | Golden Tate | Donald Trump | Make America Tate Again |
| 14 | Leonard Fournette | George W. Bush | Never Fournette |
| 13 | Chris Godwin | Dwight Eisenhower | In Godwin We Trust |
| 12 | Ezekiel Elliot | Donald Trump | But her e-Zekiels! |
| 11 | Cam Newton | Barack Obama | Yes We Cam |
| 10 | Tyler Lockett | Donald Trump | Lockett Her up! |
| 9 | TJ Hockenson | N/A | Keep on Hockenson the Free World |
| 8 | Mike Gesicki | James Monroe | Manifest Gesicki |
| 7 | Dalvin Cook | Richard Nixon | I Am Not a Cook |
| 6 | Dak Prescott | George Washington | Dak-Sation without Representation |
| 5 | Royce Freeman | N/A | My Body My Royce |
| 4 | Joe Mixon | Herbert Hoover | A Mixon in every pot, a Carr in every Ballage |
| Derrick Carr | |||
| Kalen Ballage | |||
| 3 | Andy Reid | George Bush | Andy Reid My Lips: Jonnu Taxes |
| Jonnu Smith | |||
| 2 | Ben Roethlisberger | Donald Trump | Big Benghazi |
| 1 | Mike Gesicki | William Henry Harrison | Gesicki, Sanu, & Kyler Too |
| Mohamed Sanu | |||
| Kyler Murray |
Check out some of our other funny fantasy football team names lists:
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Alcoholics Saquonymous: The Definitive 2018 Rookie Fantasy Football Team Names Guide
Last Goll for Allen-cohol: Fantasy Football Team Names (Alcohol-themed edition)
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